Post ALaYLgCSAQUbTr5wx6 by yyp@mk.nixnet.social
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(DIR) Post #ALZLeaueYVPo1TUwUK by nik@letsalllovela.in
2022-07-17T02:54:24.586145Z
11 likes, 9 repeats
i cant believe they've done this
(DIR) Post #ALZLfYKvcSUQK3FG8O by nik@letsalllovela.in
2022-07-17T02:54:36.354648Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
this is somehow worse than the age-old "smart toaster" joke
(DIR) Post #ALZMwT8iIL3P56A5ui by pounce@nyan.network
2022-07-17T03:00:19.175264Z
3 likes, 3 repeats
@nik if you don't wash your hands for 20 seconds it calls the CDC to put more corn syrup in your food
(DIR) Post #ALZMwdEOm3XkNctmAC by ro@raru.re
2022-07-17T03:05:09Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@nik "A single charge keeps the battery going for up to 3 months"
(DIR) Post #ALZV7UAjaxnV6Ps4ps by skadi@stereophonic.space
2022-07-17T04:40:24.121419Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@nik but why 🥴
(DIR) Post #ALZVPeI6iCkDhLyrei by nik@letsalllovela.in
2022-07-17T04:43:45.213922Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@skadi the stock market must only go up
(DIR) Post #ALaBAbjO8ylrUQFekK by kaia@brotka.st
2022-07-17T12:31:39.355000Z
2 likes, 2 repeats
@nik you could fill lube into it maybe? "Alexa, dispense more lube!" - "Yes master!"
(DIR) Post #ALaDQ032DTPZ9vuNBA by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2022-07-17T12:56:49.303794Z
12 likes, 10 repeats
@nik == Corporate / Not Corporate ==This soap dispenser is corporate- It's installation has been decided by the hierarchy without asking it's users- It's over-engineered- It's a money sink- It's closed (by a key)- Only few people can do it's maintenance- It needs batteries so: - It's not ecological - Needs constant maintenance- When the batteries are dead, everyone is screwed- They had to put an instruction on it because it's use isn't intuitive- When you use it, the led lights up correctly and it makes noise, but it *doesn't dispenses any drop of soap*. So it's entirely useless… and unused.- But as it been decided by the hierarchy, and it's expensive, it stays there.The bottom one isn't corporate:- It's been put -without hierarchy approuval- to serve users needs- It's low-tech- It's ugly but:- Everyone can use it. No need for instructions on how to use it- Everyone can maintain it- Needs minimal maintenance- It's robust and never breaks- It does it's fucking required jobYou might see parallels with your IT job.corporate.jpg
(DIR) Post #ALaEU8Epo4zxfoxgnI by fluffy@social.handholding.io
2022-07-17T13:08:47.370720Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
>Il est mocheI disagree :fluffyblobcat:
(DIR) Post #ALaEaYTp9ZTOnZ2HPk by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2022-07-17T13:09:55.960963Z
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@fluffy @nik Same but to be honest my brain finds simple things that just work to be beautiful and corposhit to be ugly as fuck.
(DIR) Post #ALaEsYa7VxcKKGZ4AS by finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza
2022-07-17T13:10:17Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@kaia I spot a hole in the market 👀
(DIR) Post #ALaEv8ASB49hGzmpNI by srestegosaurio@plr.inferencium.net
2022-07-17T13:13:13.700446Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lanodanI read it on French (without knowing French and I understood it) and then I realized that you translated it. Bruh it took me like 10 minutes. xD @nik
(DIR) Post #ALaEz9VJ9PmwZmSUwy by srestegosaurio@plr.inferencium.net
2022-07-17T13:14:05.295860Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lanodan @nik @fluffy I really miss how old tech looked. Capable of resisting a nuclear winter. :D
(DIR) Post #ALaF1xL2q2xziKzl6u by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2022-07-17T13:14:53.143265Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@srestegosaurio @nik @fluffy No need for EMP protection and all that if it doesn't have electronics :thinksmart:
(DIR) Post #ALaYD510XDdbq0dmc4 by luci@skeletons.gay
2022-07-17T12:18:05.966485Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@nik i love having a configuration of my soap dispenser that isn’t soap dispenser
(DIR) Post #ALaYDhByaszUF244zA by nik@letsalllovela.in
2022-07-17T16:49:56.945284Z
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@kaia lmao
(DIR) Post #ALaYE8r1kMs22ATkDg by roisin@jorts.horse
2022-07-17T12:33:18Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@nik WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ACTUALLY REAL AND NOT JUST A SILLY SATIRE GOOF WHAT THE FUCK
(DIR) Post #ALaYLgCSAQUbTr5wx6 by yyp@mk.nixnet.social
2022-07-17T13:09:49.042Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@nik@letsalllovela.in tehc
(DIR) Post #ALaoicBoqFVsyCkyHY by dfraser@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-07-17T19:51:19Z
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@nik bezos wants to know when you soap. it makes him feel alive.
(DIR) Post #ALgMWatXqnGWqvUlk0 by retard@shitposter.club
2022-07-20T11:23:40.825422Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@lanodan @nik Le corporate est la pour prendre l'argent et donné une allure 'professionnel' au travaille sans vraiment travailler lui-même.
(DIR) Post #AQwdYWmFNOEvX07icq by dushman@shitposter.club
2022-12-24T21:53:51.902618Z
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@nik How do you justify buying this? Who came up with this? Why does this even exist?
(DIR) Post #AQwdrbVU12kRhaNXEm by dushman@shitposter.club
2022-12-24T21:57:19.962754Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@nik "Smart" devices were a mistake
(DIR) Post #AQwe6ojx63dV5XOuDA by KorgyPS2@freecumextremist.com
2022-12-24T22:00:05.121893Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@dushman @nik https://youtu.be/Ny8-G8EoWOw if you need ANYTHING more than this you're a fucking idiot
(DIR) Post #AQwhROnh2Cuya7ekEq by gingermilk@pleroma.skyshanty.xyz
2022-12-24T22:37:22.255309Z
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@nik >2070 ratingsplease tell me these are all bots