Post ALUVdAEvjUDfc4HNKK by adam@hax0rbana.social
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(DIR) Post #ALTVqVgj6aW2jxgVkW by thegibson@hackers.town
2022-07-14T03:50:15Z
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Alright, tell me a true, one sentence story from your life that raises more questions than answers... I'll start.John Malkovich once brought my dog home when it got out of the backyard.
(DIR) Post #ALTVqW95P9CW9ux9xA by r000t@infosec.exchange
2022-07-14T07:20:20Z
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@TheGibson Elon Musk once tweeted my phone number. Still hasn't apologized.
(DIR) Post #ALTk1LVMhnFBhXQos4 by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2022-07-14T09:59:10Z
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@thegibson I once played rock-paper-scissors on stage in front of large crowd (and won).
(DIR) Post #ALTk3L5REOBQz2Frfs by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2022-07-14T09:59:32Z
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@thegibson I once played rock-paper-scissors on stage in front of a cheering crowd (and won).
(DIR) Post #ALU4dG0ha3OEkPRab2 by adam@hax0rbana.social
2022-07-14T13:49:15Z
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@thegibson ...and that's how we learned the importance of straining your pruno with a sock.
(DIR) Post #ALUKGDUIONZlWuJziy by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-07-14T16:45:14Z
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@TheGibson I should have known, right there and then, that the whole thing was a cult. But I was young and an idealist.
(DIR) Post #ALUNdBuqhZ2pB6O8rA by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-07-14T17:22:59Z
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@TheGibson Here is another one:Coming back from my Father in Law final resting place, we came across voodoo circles and Santeria practitioners.
(DIR) Post #ALUVd7J4dckeW3C8rw by clock@hulvr.com
2022-07-14T15:08:31Z
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@thegibson It turned out that the disheveled guy with a beat up van knocking on my door was guitarist Joe Walsh looking for something of his that I had.
(DIR) Post #ALUVd8VWAqIeEw1au8 by pixelkeen@mastodon.art
2022-07-14T16:45:05Z
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@clock @TheGibson life hadn't been so good to him afterall
(DIR) Post #ALUVd93u6znzxa73VA by pixelkeen@mastodon.art
2022-07-14T16:48:02Z
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@clock @TheGibson "my ford panel van tops out at 85"
(DIR) Post #ALUVdAEvjUDfc4HNKK by adam@hax0rbana.social
2022-07-14T18:52:33Z
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@pixelkeen @clock @thegibsonIs 85 mph the highest the speedometer goes?
(DIR) Post #ALUVi1hitZ6GaX47Um by adam@hax0rbana.social
2022-07-14T18:53:27Z
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@pixelkeen @clock @thegibsonOr is 85 mph just the highest the speedometer goes?
(DIR) Post #ALUkD8vfTvxTKbJt4q by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2022-07-14T21:36:00Z
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@thegibson Friend to me: "You do realise that guy is a CTO at Intel?"
(DIR) Post #ALUo4rhk2R9XPU78N6 by rgegriff@hackers.town
2022-07-14T18:00:25Z
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@thegibson ... and when I came to, I was on a bus in front of my house with no memory, and three receipts from 7/11 for Monster energy drink, a king sized kit Kat, and a second Monster energy drink.
(DIR) Post #ALUo4s92OwzGm8svuy by rgegriff@hackers.town
2022-07-14T18:01:57Z
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@thegibson this one is great because I ALSO DONT HAVE THE ANSWERS EITHER
(DIR) Post #ALUo6BsuUioGHryDAG by Tay0@fosstodon.org
2022-07-14T21:12:32Z
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@thegibsonWhen I was 15 years old, Yvonne De Carlo(Lilly from the Munsters) came to our house for dinner, sat next to me and put her hand on my upper inside thigh.
(DIR) Post #ALUypL4qAAqRMziXfU by bluknight@mastodon.dotorg.org
2022-07-14T20:45:26Z
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@pixelkeen @clock @thegibson Do the next lyrics sound something like "I lost my license, now I don't drive."Wrong song?
(DIR) Post #ALUypLcW8xmd3RTRA0 by pixelkeen@mastodon.art
2022-07-14T20:50:25Z
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@bluknight @clock @TheGibson you got it! The van is surely more practical than the Maserati anyway.
(DIR) Post #ALUypMtDQMjazWIHpI by adam@hax0rbana.social
2022-07-15T00:19:40Z
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@pixelkeen @bluknight @clock @thegibsonTIL: Joe Walsh was in a band called The Eagles
(DIR) Post #ALV1EIuvWwmhoq72Ui by pixelkeen@mastodon.art
2022-07-15T00:45:42Z
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@adam @bluknight @clock @TheGibson woah. Careful. That's a loaded topic.
(DIR) Post #ALW0HcE2IHAPm71emO by murph@fosstodon.org
2022-07-15T12:10:49Z
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@thegibson Our lead driver thought that the best move was to drive on the Pentagon lawn.
(DIR) Post #ALW3bN9sK2pChQBxuS by c0debabe@hackers.town
2022-07-14T15:58:20Z
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If you responded to @thegibson's thread, where did your story happen?
(DIR) Post #ALW3bOVXIzkIstKmJM by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2022-07-15T12:47:59Z
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@c0debabe @thegibson Under the wing of a Concorde plane.
(DIR) Post #ALW6expmiaMzBACP68 by bluknight@mastodon.dotorg.org
2022-07-15T13:22:10Z
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@murph @thegibson Was this before or after he cranked the Soviet National Anthem on the sound system?
(DIR) Post #ALX83d11YLEIxkjzIO by AIaYYAle4i1uKmKpqy.gme@bofh.social
2022-07-16T01:12:35.180428Z
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I once was arrested for stealing a car but wasn't booked because I got insurance on it.