Post AJtoApLFXEGA92UADY by tsturm@toot.site
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(DIR) Post #AJtoAncXvwuIo6Ywts by matt@cybre.space
2022-05-28T03:21:54Z
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Some background process in my brain has been trying for days to formulate a joke about the Pokemon theme song based on the fact that "very best" rhymes with "hairy chest"I got nothin'. Go, joke-that-could-have-been. You're free now 🦋
(DIR) Post #AJtoAo8o00iAQ9eiBM by erinbee@gorgon.city
2022-05-28T03:32:40Z
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@matt I wanna have a hairy chestLike ol' Burt Reynolds hadBut I'm smooth beneath this vestI blame it on my dad
(DIR) Post #AJtoAoWuYNzfcuvxku by matt@cybre.space
2022-05-28T03:34:53Z
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@erinbee Very nice! I was trying to think of famously hirsute people I could name, can't believe I forgot about good old Burt
(DIR) Post #AJtoAozGqwg92sCbxY by erinbee@gorgon.city
2022-05-28T03:38:08Z
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@matt He's the only one I could think of, and Bryan Cranston in Malcolm in the Middle but he's more of a hairy back situation.
(DIR) Post #AJtoAp3sZoMhHAMI8u by matt@cybre.space
2022-05-28T03:29:33Z
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I wanna be the Jerry West, and play some basketballHe didn't have a hairy chest, but he was very ta~all
(DIR) Post #AJtoApLFXEGA92UADY by tsturm@toot.site
2022-05-28T03:46:33Z
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@erinbee @matt Let me throw Tom Selleck in the ring. Watched some Magnum recently and he is quite the hairy dude.
(DIR) Post #AJtoApq5gYvhggunI0 by erinbee@gorgon.city
2022-05-28T03:49:43Z
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@tsturm @matt And Tom Selleck just reminded me of another actor my mother in law has a crush on: Pierce Brosnan.Actually, now that I think of it, weren't most of the Bonds hairy?
(DIR) Post #AJtoAqC4MqVimrCLY0 by sullybiker@sully.site
2022-05-28T04:03:54Z
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@erinbee @tsturm @matt Never let your mum watch the Tailor of Panamahttps://youtu.be/GrFNmlnhTvw
(DIR) Post #AJtqRq9VyQoJUTEkG8 by erinbee@gorgon.city
2022-05-28T04:29:26Z
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@sullybiker @tsturm @matt What she watches on her own TV is none of my business, I'm gonna keep believing it's 100% Remington Steele
(DIR) Post #AJtqZJXz5EUSgRFKBE by sullybiker@sully.site
2022-05-28T04:30:49Z
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@erinbee @tsturm @matt I like her already
(DIR) Post #AJtqioU7QYN7F0y3Qe by tsturm@toot.site
2022-05-28T04:30:59Z
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@erinbee @sullybiker @matt Sean Connery was very hairy. Did we ever even see Roger Moore in a swimsuit?
(DIR) Post #AJtqiors0FN2Qg51Rw by sullybiker@sully.site
2022-05-28T04:32:31Z
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@tsturm @erinbee @matt That is both a good and terrible question
(DIR) Post #AJuoHR0PGWh5BQCZBg by tsturm@toot.site
2022-05-28T15:39:49Z
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@sullybiker @erinbee @matt Well, no idea what DuckDuckGo now thinks of me, but here is the answer: Not hairy. Also, I’m now convinced that Moore had a no-nakedness rider in his Bond contract. This seems to be the only scene in all his Bond movies with the shirt off. 😅https://screenmusings.org/movie/dvd/Live-and-Let-Die/pages/Live-and-Let-Die-392.htm