Post AJdZA34hdXwchbIeMi by newt@stereophonic.space
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(DIR) Post #AJdXA0QlGgjQapTATA by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T07:37:57.759989Z
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Good morning, fedi!:comfymorning:
(DIR) Post #AJdXHc2dpVtNGhoZP6 by tentwo@salaryman.space
2022-05-20T07:39:05.693540Z
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@newt morning!
(DIR) Post #AJdXYOpAE0ehCMW0QK by captainepoch@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T07:42:22.838198Z
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@newt Oh, you look good in that photo man, congrats!
(DIR) Post #AJdZ12lFQypR7fuEZU by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T07:58:45.990949Z
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@captainepoch thanks! This is from a java programming conference.#nohomo
(DIR) Post #AJdZ4yW79hhh7OharI by captainepoch@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T07:59:28.934872Z
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@newt You really have to fix your keyboard autocorrect, man.You meant the Haskell Programming Conference.I got you, bro :blobfistbumpL:
(DIR) Post #AJdZA34hdXwchbIeMi by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T08:00:06.519616Z
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@captainepoch i don't go to haskell programming conferences. There's no gay aliens there!
(DIR) Post #AJdZS0mSuBH8ndKobI by captainepoch@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T08:03:38.919522Z
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@newt There's not gay stuff in Java conferences either!
(DIR) Post #AJdZTaWvTX4jxoomzA by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T08:03:55.304474Z
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@captainepoch except Java..
(DIR) Post #AJdZWajn9zsvTaGgrY by captainepoch@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T08:04:28.778825Z
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@newt Your perverse vision of Java is gay, but not Java itself...
(DIR) Post #AJdZcKD9WBIzxRjePg by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T08:05:29.079383Z
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@captainepoch "Java is gay"Thanks for confirming this!
(DIR) Post #AJdZgFCA6ptpYk8n6e by captainepoch@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T08:06:10.768164Z
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@newt What the fuck did you smoke this early in the morning? :blobglare:
(DIR) Post #AJdaMkhpLLtpS0DmnA by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T08:13:52.603628Z
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@captainepoch :akkogiggle:
(DIR) Post #AJdaa6Txgsn8km6P8S by mar77i@gleasonator.com
2022-05-20T08:16:19.613278Z
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"Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying communism is good because class struggle works on any minority."
(DIR) Post #AJdaaoPYMdPQzqNVNA by captainepoch@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T08:16:25.966811Z
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@newt you motherfucker :akko_aaa:
(DIR) Post #AJdamRp0B3AgPYpVdg by hj@shigusegubu.club
2022-05-20T08:18:32.033051Z
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@newt @captainepoch jay Gava
(DIR) Post #AJddnGCBBjX6VOkYka by Mek101@mstdn.io
2022-05-20T08:36:11Z
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@mar77i @captainepoch @newt I... I'm not sure the latter example makes sense
(DIR) Post #AJddnGY9s177bZ270a by mar77i@gleasonator.com
2022-05-20T08:52:17.931854Z
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Are you implying that saying java is good is any closer to making sense?
(DIR) Post #AJdeaoYkDEuZGyvxQG by captainepoch@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T09:01:15.606946Z
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@mar77i @Mek101 @newt I'm still down to this: Java is not that bad, but there're out there a lot of bad Java programmers.Also, Java for webapps is fucking terrible and it should not exist (neither Kotlin is suitable for that purpose).
(DIR) Post #AJdeoJMczdYAZmhbF2 by NeonPurpleStar@outerheaven.club
2022-05-20T09:03:06.931902Z
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@captainepoch @newt I can confirm. Newt is indeed one sneaky little motherfucker.
(DIR) Post #AJdf59mxqYwXnn3NEe by mar77i@gleasonator.com
2022-05-20T09:06:46.054925Z
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Did you just argue "but real Java has never been tried"???
(DIR) Post #AJdf8GmyHEcsNhXbXc by captainepoch@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T09:07:14.331500Z
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@mar77i @Mek101 @newt I did not.
(DIR) Post #AJdftxLvqKzk08dGQi by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T09:15:53.529971Z
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@captainepoch @Mek101 @mar77i the very fact that Java is so inflexible, that people write and then learn entire books about programming patterns, makes it a bad language. In a better language, these patterns would be implemented as libraries. But Java won’t allow this.
(DIR) Post #AJeCes5KRYOLo6HTiC by Mek101@mstdn.io
2022-05-20T15:20:11Z
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@newt @mar77i @captainepoch ...like?
(DIR) Post #AJeCesOTINhilTElY8 by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T15:22:55.411226Z
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@Mek101 @mar77i @captainepoch like google "java design patterns book"
(DIR) Post #AJeCr1wtaxexsI8OFU by Mek101@mstdn.io
2022-05-20T15:24:01Z
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@newt @mar77i @captainepoch I meant "good languages where patterns are implemented as libraries"
(DIR) Post #AJeCr2OXw9mHG34TLc by newt@stereophonic.space
2022-05-20T15:25:05.217503Z
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@Mek101 @mar77i @captainepoch oh.. basically, take any extendable language with templating support and what not. Various lisps, Haskell, to an extent Scala, Perl, et cetera.
(DIR) Post #AJeEHeO9OrtqZn8jUO by Mek101@mstdn.io
2022-05-20T15:19:23Z
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@captainepoch @mar77i @newt But I will