Post AJFeVB8ShPfXlBumEC by parker@leafposter.club
(DIR) More posts by parker@leafposter.club
(DIR) Post #AJBuudsrlthUnOwbei by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-06T23:52:13.269438Z
25 likes, 11 repeats
So you want to attract women? In order:>Be white>Stop masturbating>Avoid estrogens>Lift weights>Get a productive hobby>Develop positive sociopathy/charisma>Try to look like somebody that people would actually want to be around (not difficult)>Bully women while smiling and laughing so they see it as affectionateIt's really that easy, guys.
(DIR) Post #AJBuxiaMkPOIFKl1pw by BigDuck@poa.st
2022-05-06T23:52:47.192371Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
@WoodshopHandman
(DIR) Post #AJBv2UhLo8r8ciImoq by eternalclassic@poa.st
2022-05-06T23:53:39.274956Z
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@WoodshopHandman hi friend i think you meant positive psychopathy
(DIR) Post #AJBvJtYSe1rsdbRQGW by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-06T23:56:47.907725Z
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@eternalclassic No if they're anything like me then they're already sociopaths but they need to learn how to turn that into something good. If they're not anything like me, they won't understand that advice anyway.
(DIR) Post #AJBvZkygIlvIfaGk6q by SerfnUSA@poa.st
2022-05-06T23:59:39.870816Z
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@WoodshopHandman It really is
(DIR) Post #AJBvg33S0NTATJV3gm by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:00:43.063125Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@BigDuck You are my most positive sociopath
(DIR) Post #AJBvlLdcL9I7YSwZbE by BigDuck@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:01:45.283332Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@WoodshopHandman You are a cool dood
(DIR) Post #AJBw1pbUhCqb7poJBA by FirebrandJay@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:04:44.388404Z
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@BigDuck @WoodshopHandman You finally did it. You found the one video that could break my resolve.I now want a woman out of the kitchen.
(DIR) Post #AJBwXLDHDsVa8ZVYiO by nwordnorton@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:10:26.130023Z
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@WoodshopHandman I'm on board with all of those but I think the whole anti-jacking movement is strange. Moderation in salami slapping, as with everything else in life.
(DIR) Post #AJBwgG1LtgYKdjBLP6 by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:12:02.681059Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@nwordnorton Why? What is there to gain from it?
(DIR) Post #AJBwhHR47fYRJihGjI by ConfederateHobo@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:12:13.721486Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@WoodshopHandman Also important to not be too much of a hardass.
(DIR) Post #AJBx4PZq1Ed5EBpWUa by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:16:24.217814Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@ConfederateHobo Of course. Basically, just appear as a healthy, well-adjusted person that enjoys life. It's not rocket science.
(DIR) Post #AJBxLkJiA5TYTTYK6S by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-05-07T00:19:32.256467Z
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@WoodshopHandman Okay, but how do you bully them?
(DIR) Post #AJBxSeqosmGlY6Ko88 by RustySpoon@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:20:47.617260Z
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@WoodshopHandman @ConfederateHobo Chicken and egg. Part of becoming healthy, well-adjusted, and happy involves having that which you're talking about. Men were never meant to live into their thirties without gf's or wives. Uncharted ground.
(DIR) Post #AJBxjNIHPdoA1H9MlU by Sprayfoam_Sal@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:08:11.826361Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FirebrandJay @BigDuck @WoodshopHandman Cheetos are just fried cornmeal, making that concoction essentially spicy macaroni with polenta. Weird to mix carbs like that, kind of a mongaloid thing. Like noodle sandwiches or bean and rice tortillas.
(DIR) Post #AJBxjO5uR7VUVCN07c by DueceJigaboo@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:23:47.863034Z
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@Sprayfoam_Sal @FirebrandJay @BigDuck @WoodshopHandman Well la de da, we got a real cultured guy over here. Too good for noodle sandwiches.
(DIR) Post #AJBxos2SX0lkoxN2wq by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:24:48.340960Z
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@WhiteTemplar You make fun of them the same way you would make fun of one of your bros just with less explicit content and interspersed half-sarcastic compliments added to the mix so they can't tell if you're interested in them or not which makes them crave your validation. That's as far as I'll go into it because I think PUA shit is gay af.
(DIR) Post #AJBxu0tz0OX7l2rHWa by ConfederateHobo@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:25:44.086883Z
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@WoodshopHandman >that enjoys lifeThis is the hardest struggle for us externally dour types. It will torpedo everything if you don't look fun enough.
(DIR) Post #AJBxv8gbY7QOBp8aOG by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-05-07T00:25:56.210022Z
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@WoodshopHandman "You'd be cute if you wore less makeup."Like that?
(DIR) Post #AJBy5nfO2YCmBSeRlI by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:27:51.906030Z
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@WhiteTemplar Yes, basically. But not out of the blue for that one specifically. Needs to be worked into an already on-going conversation, imo.
(DIR) Post #AJByK207XerKhB8SX2 by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-05-07T00:30:25.779343Z
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@WoodshopHandman Okay, but what if the woman knows that I am autistic because I am wearing a hat that says "Blease Be Batient, I Hab Hautism"?
(DIR) Post #AJByMk84Rf2c8U9BFQ by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:30:54.890968Z
17 likes, 10 repeats
@ConfederateHobo That's why I harp so hard on not being defeatist or depressed or "blackpilled" and finding beauty and joy around you instead. You're only here once and you're here for a reason. God gave you life and if you don't find intrinsic positive value in that, you're going to seem ungrateful, you know.
(DIR) Post #AJByOcXbd2ONBGzD9c by Jamahiriya@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:31:16.117044Z
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@WoodshopHandman So you want to attract men (as a women)? In order:>Be thin
(DIR) Post #AJByPlvUDigIZthmjY by nwordnorton@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:31:28.146376Z
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@WoodshopHandman Hits of dopamine, I guess - I like cigars too, even though they serve no practical purpose. As long as having a bash doesn't serve as a surrogate healthy relationship, I don't see a problem with it.
(DIR) Post #AJByW7sFX2CSNxDlOC by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:32:37.302417Z
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@RustySpoon @ConfederateHobo >I can't be healthy without a girl>I can't be well-adjusted without a girl>I can't be happy without a girlHave you considered giving self-esteem a shot?
(DIR) Post #AJByakfPF7SNrEQ3iS by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:33:27.548722Z
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@WhiteTemplar Yeah maybe don't do that
(DIR) Post #AJByiPAf326HVQgiEy by Ottovonshitpost@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:34:50.534882Z
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@WoodshopHandman @WhiteTemplar gf loved my big fish hat"women fear meFish fear me"etcdidn't wear on first date though. should have
(DIR) Post #AJBymVdqvoNCjWIc0O by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-05-07T00:35:34.682898Z
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@WoodshopHandman Darn.
(DIR) Post #AJBysEjogz4w2oot5U by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-05-07T00:36:36.909817Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Ottovonshitpost @WoodshopHandman Should I get me one of them Early Cuyler style hats?
(DIR) Post #AJByv8QCdILHK71lVQ by KashKustomer@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:37:08.685330Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@WhiteTemplar @Ottovonshitpost @WoodshopHandman No, you should get 2 & send me one
(DIR) Post #AJBz0mHnqRaSPPn00O by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:38:09.760227Z
4 likes, 3 repeats
@nwordnorton >Semen contains vital nutrients (it's meant for creating new life) that would otherwise be in your system making you strong and healthy>Arousal increases estrogen levels>Ejaculation increases estrogen levels dramatically>Hormones involved can cause acne>It's an affront to God>It damages pair-bonding systems>It causes severe deterioration of the frontal lobe>It's a waste of time when you could be doing something that makes you happy instead
(DIR) Post #AJBz8BsX5ihHoFVJTs by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:39:30.182662Z
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@Ottovonshitpost @WhiteTemplar Yeah but that hat is actually funny
(DIR) Post #AJBzBLN6Fk0u7WIyhM by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-05-07T00:40:04.095329Z
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@KashKustomer @Ottovonshitpost @WoodshopHandman https://www.etsy.com/listing/1180746557/guns-dont-kill-people-trucker-hat-mesh?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=guns+dont+kill&ref=sr_gallery-1-30&frs=1
(DIR) Post #AJBzF4Z8g7tr9kiM2C by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-05-07T00:40:44.635309Z
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@WoodshopHandman @Ottovonshitpost Boomer/Trucker Hat Nationalism!!!
(DIR) Post #AJBzG93DULAvM9IJ4y by Boomerman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:40:56.508255Z
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@WhiteTemplar @Ottovonshitpost @WoodshopHandman youtu.be/_liAGcDdn_k
(DIR) Post #AJBzJjlBSeFm4nZYQq by RustySpoon@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:41:35.504453Z
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@WoodshopHandman @ConfederateHobo Don't twist my words. Tell me what I said was incorrect.
(DIR) Post #AJBzJmDyIaT9if3Za4 by Boomerman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:41:35.874110Z
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@WhiteTemplar @Ottovonshitpost @WoodshopHandman Basically my political ideology summed up in obe video
(DIR) Post #AJBzTmV67uYtTJq0Lw by Shadowbroker2135@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:43:24.293496Z
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@WoodshopHandman @nwordnorton I could've learned three languages by now with all the time I've wasted on that "hobby"
(DIR) Post #AJBzUulqrbYXPYDNBY by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:43:36.573931Z
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@RustySpoon @ConfederateHobo What you said was incorrect
(DIR) Post #AJBzbpdsKX51X2mYoS by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-05-07T00:44:50.846369Z
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@Boomerman @Ottovonshitpost @WoodshopHandman Overt Racism. Impressive.
(DIR) Post #AJBziClJHejGyUIZk0 by RustySpoon@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:46:00.809457Z
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@WoodshopHandman @ConfederateHobo Hard disagree, but that's fine. Maybe I do have autism.
(DIR) Post #AJBzpx6VNstIjDuHQ0 by Boomerman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:47:24.345555Z
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@WhiteTemplar @Ottovonshitpost @WoodshopHandman Idk how the kikes at adult swim let squidbillies happen.
(DIR) Post #AJBztHTg5jpQmkKh8a by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:48:00.813020Z
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@RustySpoon @ConfederateHobo If you derive your value (you're health, happiness, and well-adjustedness) based around women, something completely external to your being, then yeah no shit it's not gonna work out for you. Just be happy.
(DIR) Post #AJBztNHUVxe4mgg2yW by Jamahiriya@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:48:01.876715Z
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@RustySpoon @WoodshopHandman @ConfederateHobo are you a virgin or are you just tfwngf for now?
(DIR) Post #AJC05gGpjpTr9bEnNg by RustySpoon@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:50:15.396103Z
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@WoodshopHandman @ConfederateHobo "JUST BE HAPPY"Wish you'd said that first so I could've stopped reading there. What you said about women could be said of anything that men have always have and have evolved to need. No vitamin D? Just be happy. No parents? Just be happy. No job? Just be happy. No nation? Just be happy. No purpose? JUST BE FUCKING HAPPY.Coldest take I've ever read from you.
(DIR) Post #AJC0LzPeKsFd9i8bz6 by FirebrandJay@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:53:12.226510Z
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@WoodshopHandman @nwordnorton If I end up with the sniffles, it’s usually only on days directly after I do both of the following. Usually both, not one or the other.had sexslept poorlyEat right, hydrate, sleep a lot, and NO HORNY, and you’ll never catch a cold
(DIR) Post #AJC0QjdIQrrBfAmf4a by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:54:03.178708Z
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@RustySpoon @ConfederateHobo >No vitamin D? Just be happy. No parents? Just be happy. No job? Just be happy. No nation? Just be happy. No purpose? JUST BE FUCKING HAPPY.Yes, exactly
(DIR) Post #AJC0p9KWXgQuJNe30a by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T00:58:28.278850Z
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@RustySpoon @ConfederateHobo I don't like using buzzwords and meme terms, but this is exactly what learned helplessness is. You CAN actively choose to be happy. Sometimes it's harder than others, but generally it's not that hard to do. Life is worth living, otherwise we wouldn't be alive, and that's really all that you should need.
(DIR) Post #AJC19J7HrkZaSJ47v6 by nwordnorton@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:02:07.042473Z
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@WoodshopHandman I do not regard the field of psychology as actual science, because they vote on diagnosed illnesses like a democracy instead of having replicable experiments, which is impossible without proper control groups (they'd have to have clones raised in identical circumstances or something). Case in point; trannies and fags are now not mental illnesses according to their new-'n'-improved DSM bible. Imagine thinking it's normal to want to fuck your own gender or chop your genitals off.Regardless, it's not even really a regular thing for me - I just don't see it as an issue unless you're sitting around fapping your days away like a loser.
(DIR) Post #AJC1NW4EVobYfxPcyO by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:04:40.966558Z
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@nwordnorton >Regardless, it's not even really a regular thing for me - I just don't see it as an issue
(DIR) Post #AJC21UWFgfOxSRZzg8 by nwordnorton@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:11:54.557156Z
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@FirebrandJay @WoodshopHandman I agree with the importance of maintaining your body to a high standard, however I am suspect of the no horny part as I was unaffected by le deadly coof. The guy who gave it to me was crook as a dog for a solid week, although he is a bit of a sexual degenerate.
(DIR) Post #AJC2KncKuAVMBwdFqa by nwordnorton@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:15:23.758190Z
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@WoodshopHandman Don't make me sic a harem of prostitutes on you to jerk you into an early grave! I'll fuckin' do it!
(DIR) Post #AJC2PP9VIDNTlLLGc4 by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:16:13.737892Z
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@nwordnorton
(DIR) Post #AJC2XkSVxWmEA1DFWS by nwordnorton@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:17:44.238612Z
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@WoodshopHandman
(DIR) Post #AJC47o77wmIZsLy1Im by FirebrandJay@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:35:27.629621Z
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@nwordnorton @WoodshopHandman We get it, you really want other guys to jerk off like you do. Sorry, buddy, but it’s just no good! Don’t do it!
(DIR) Post #AJC4Xh6EeIFReMtTF2 by Robert_Edwardly@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:40:08.306887Z
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@FirebrandJay @nwordnorton @WoodshopHandman Why on earth would ejaculation, the biological mechanism of the reproductive act, be unhealthy for the hormone balance of the male? This doesn't remotely make sense
(DIR) Post #AJC4v0JJOCIltN7ojw by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:44:20.997800Z
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@Robert_Edwardly @FirebrandJay @nwordnorton "Chimp in state of nature never jerks off, but in captivity he does, wat does this mean?"
(DIR) Post #AJC4vAL66Pfizo2Nua by Kazak@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:44:22.860704Z
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@WoodshopHandman @RustySpoon @ConfederateHobo >Basing your value on the most fickle beings in existenceLike women are fun but you will literally go insane if you make them the source of your self-worth
(DIR) Post #AJC5OcIPEuUq6Ep1EG by Robert_Edwardly@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:49:42.101756Z
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@WoodshopHandman @FirebrandJay @nwordnorton Yeah I don't even remotely believe chimps in the jungle don't jerk off either but ok.
(DIR) Post #AJC5ingQbw2BD0gMr2 by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:53:20.956970Z
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@Robert_Edwardly @FirebrandJay @nwordnorton NGMI
(DIR) Post #AJC6HYbIgDOaZ9rCYC by nwordnorton@poa.st
2022-05-07T01:59:37.895281Z
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@FirebrandJay @WoodshopHandman Lol I honestly couldn't give two fucks about what other blokes do with their cocks. Retain away, mate
(DIR) Post #AJC6LqjJDZr1x1eLxo by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T02:00:23.606278Z
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@nwordnorton @FirebrandJay >blokes
(DIR) Post #AJC7yOqytY7ok5BVQ0 by nwordnorton@poa.st
2022-05-07T02:18:34.803593Z
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@WoodshopHandman @FirebrandJay >Hurr everyone on earth should talk like Americans because I posted the holy frog hurr
(DIR) Post #AJC8F2conDzaj0UlcW by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2022-05-07T02:21:35.162217Z
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@nwordnorton @FirebrandJay correct
(DIR) Post #AJCiJ3eeVHlJQUZG40 by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2022-05-07T09:05:15.556943Z
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@ConfederateHobo @WoodshopHandman I'm blackpilled about being blackpilled.
(DIR) Post #AJCsZn9o5qE2izl3uC by eee@poa.st
2022-05-07T11:00:45.685254Z
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@WoodshopHandman @ConfederateHobo today i did some gardening in the sun 📈
(DIR) Post #AJCsx9zHNRm6BwycAS by graf@poa.st
2022-05-07T11:04:58.647903Z
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@eee @WoodshopHandman @ConfederateHobo ghost pepper seedling as of 1 minute ago
(DIR) Post #AJCtnBA6FtfWtPqIHA by Ace66062@poa.st
2022-05-07T11:14:23.339516Z
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@BigDuck @WoodshopHandman my face is now as red as that sauce
(DIR) Post #AJCuLWh0i80bW0c8eW by randbot@poa.st
2022-05-07T11:20:35.444748Z
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@graf @eee @ConfederateHobo @WoodshopHandman Look at him go
(DIR) Post #AJCv1O6F395x1jNQky by graf@poa.st
2022-05-07T11:28:09.094228Z
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@randbot @eee @ConfederateHobo @WoodshopHandman there's a few of them breaking soil today. this one and the one in the cell beside it are starting to upright. very exciting
(DIR) Post #AJFcRfsAHGcW1UUdpw by graf@poa.st
2022-05-08T18:44:08.389886Z
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@eee @ConfederateHobo @WoodshopHandman he's alive
(DIR) Post #AJFeVB8ShPfXlBumEC by parker@leafposter.club
2022-05-08T19:07:11.170964Z
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@graf @ConfederateHobo @WoodshopHandman @eee Speedy boy
(DIR) Post #AJFeYYUKKaLL3WkgpE by graf@poa.st
2022-05-08T19:07:47.730816Z
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@parker @ConfederateHobo @WoodshopHandman @eee its much faster then the others, some are just breaking ground today so i hope this one maintains that energy and bears a lot of fruit
(DIR) Post #AJFesowQrr7NsPYs0e by parker@leafposter.club
2022-05-08T19:11:26.821840Z
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@graf @ConfederateHobo @WoodshopHandman @eee My peas haven't come up yet, but hopefully in the next few days.
(DIR) Post #Ak0J2whhc8iGWeSI8e by Type_Other@poa.st
2024-07-16T23:52:51.139577Z
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@WoodshopHandman @RustySpoon @ConfederateHobo Most people assume they're only one step away from being happy. "If only I had this fancy new toy. If only I went on this fun trip. If only I made more money."It's true one should seek to improve both himself and the world (don't become complacent), but part of that involves recognizing you already have the power to find happiness around you.It's one thing to say "I'm thankful" in a prayer, but I think it's meaningless if you aren't actually finding joy in the things you claim to be thankful for. Joy is a necessary part of thanks.