Post AJBRLbmegt4zTZyug4 by vultureculture@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AJBRLbmegt4zTZyug4 by vultureculture@mstdn.social
       2022-05-06T18:16:46Z
       
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       @thufie the problem with young voters these days is that they're all too busy vaping and crying and being addicted to opiates, and they're not out voting every hour of every day like MY generation was
       
 (DIR) Post #AJBRLcRQFJgnW13TDk by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
       2022-05-06T18:20:55Z
       
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       @vultureculture @thufie I vote because I like voting in and of itself, and do not expect anything to ever come of it. I also enjoy filling out applications and taking surveys.**tag: sarcastic
       
 (DIR) Post #AJBRzLBHq3FnZDRrWK by vultureculture@mstdn.social
       2022-05-06T18:28:06Z
       
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       @Korgdisso @thufie Cavemen discovering fire. That's what it felt like when me and my pals stole our first voting machine. We hid it in Jake's mom's basement. We touched the screen and it was warm, comforting. Nobody could stop us! We voted for Hillary every time, naturally, but even when Jake accidentally selected Trump, it was okay. We felt comfort in knowing that this was like the real thing - nothing would meaningfully change. We've since stolen two more, and the authorities are threatening to turn the tiny basement into the single polling station for the entire Portland metro area.**tag: joke story
       
 (DIR) Post #AJBS8SRSDEtogyMFf6 by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
       2022-05-06T18:29:46Z
       
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       @vultureculture @thufie It's like a slot machine where the only people who win are people who are already rich!