Post AHOPiQjXM12P2uCnjs by Jaqueek@koyu.space
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 (DIR) Post #AHOPiQCDLuNnNYcBnc by Jaqueek@koyu.space
       2022-03-14T04:06:50Z
       
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       Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."seconds laterGenesis 1:7 and 8 "And God made the firmament, (...). And God called the firmament Heaven. (...)"uhhh whatdidn't you already make a heavenok already a complain and it hasn't even been 5 minutes since i started
       
 (DIR) Post #AHOPiQjXM12P2uCnjs by Jaqueek@koyu.space
       2022-03-14T04:10:07Z
       
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       Genesis 1:10 "And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good."me: whygod: idk it's just good ykme: sure surewhat
       
 (DIR) Post #AHOPiRFnQ4qGexIZ1M by Jaqueek@koyu.space
       2022-03-14T04:26:52Z
       
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       waiwaiwaiwaiwait hold onit's been like 13 verses of like one phrase each and already it's been 3 days? all god did was make the earth and the heaven, light, then make another heaven with lights and land and water, also night and day. in three dayshere's the thing, every time he says "let there be some shit" it's just done instantly (i assume, because it doesn't say how long it takes each time). bro it takes you like 2 seconds to create stuff and you've done that little in 72 hours? whatcall me crazy or egocentric but even i could do better imo, by the time he created land i could've already created like 15 million times the amount of progress he's made, like you got 3 days and it takes you nothing to do stuffeeeh im not gonna struggle more thinking about thisoh uhh i'm reading the king james version btw
       
 (DIR) Post #AHOPiRkzY5nODhtTe4 by Jaqueek@koyu.space
       2022-03-14T04:30:08Z
       
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       "And god saw that it was good"if i had a nickel for every time he saw that just because, i'd have two nickels....which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
       
 (DIR) Post #AHOPiSEPmhKbgxeyVU by Jaqueek@koyu.space
       2022-03-14T04:48:38Z
       
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       just finished Genesis 1. i'm starting to see a pattern"Let there..." every 3 verses basically"He saw that it was good." roughly once every day"...And it was so." after every "Let there..."it repeats many things often. seems like a child made it ngli also took a small peek at Genesis 2 and... my god (yes pun intended)now it says like, "The LORD" in captions and it looks cringe. it's like, when you're walking around the streets and suddenly some guy is just "Repent now or perish, for THE LORD is soon to come" or some shit idk i never pay attention to those. but it sounds just soo bad and unoriginali also saw that LORD in all caps also repeats several times. more proof for my pattern theorysighguess it's time to read Genesis 2 guysi'll start a new thread for every book. i'll also add proper content warnings, not just "bible", but more specific, like "bible, Genesis 2:1, complaint, joke" or something.end of thread!