Post ADVqjE4UVVTGa9c7EW by LouisFriend@paypig.org
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 (DIR) Post #ADQrHZcdOJeqD64u24 by NatePlastic@poa.st
       2021-11-15T17:39:34.360263Z
       
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       The only proper way to make a GTA Trilogy "Definitive Edition" is to rebuild the games in the GTA5/RDR2 Engine. This would require actual work though, so Rockstar instead decided a half-assed cashgrab was better. They outsourced the job to Pajeets and gave them the infamous shitty mobile ports to "upgrade". The result is an unfinished buggy mess with spelling mistakes everywhere, half the music removed, and terrible design decisions.Pajeets not even once.
       
 (DIR) Post #ADQuCmkDTWMZK5269w by LouisFriend@paypig.org
       2021-11-15T18:12:20Z
       
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       @NatePlastic directly ported the map to UE4. Stitched it together, replaced all of the other models with barely reworked versions. Got the textures out of some asset store and managed to fuck up the visual gags in San Andreas. The textures are particularly foul, a perfect example of why high resolution does not mean high quality and the generic UE4 fx is just crap.
       
 (DIR) Post #ADVqjCYCA62jrhUoFs by wildgoose999@poa.st
       2021-11-18T03:21:50.858080Z
       
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       @LouisFriend @NatePlastic I saw a screenshot of this donut shop (called Tuff Nut Donuts i think?) and the whole gag is that the donut is supposed to look like a metal nut. This tells me that they either didn't get the point of the joke or they ran all their assets through some Blender-like python smoothing job en masse. The entire thing seems like they ran it through an automated process.
       
 (DIR) Post #ADVqjE4UVVTGa9c7EW by LouisFriend@paypig.org
       2021-11-18T03:26:56Z
       
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       @wildgoose999 @NatePlastic GGGMan summed it up nicely when pointing this shit out. Sloppy, lazy, and made by people who haven't got a clue.
       
 (DIR) Post #ADVricB9UUG30y0B1M by wildgoose999@poa.st
       2021-11-18T03:29:27.545238Z
       
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       @LouisFriend @NatePlastic There's a good chance you've already seen this, but just in case you haven't....this is the team who are directly responsible for this bs. They look exactly how you might expect a AAA team to look
       
 (DIR) Post #ADVriclfIjSsqD5Kvw by wildgoose999@poa.st
       2021-11-18T03:30:16.138768Z
       
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       @LouisFriend @NatePlastic I was really looking forward to the PC port of the first Red Dead Redemption because I've never played it but it looks like that's gonna be trash
       
 (DIR) Post #ADVridGrQkQ0OxgFYe by LouisFriend@paypig.org
       2021-11-18T03:38:03Z
       
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       @wildgoose999 @NatePlastic Emulate the PS3 or Xbox 360 versions. Covid lockdowns have been shit but pet projects like this exploded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO090PWrb10
       
 (DIR) Post #ADVs4kLXnvmyiVPqhU by LouisFriend@paypig.org
       2021-11-18T03:42:03Z
       
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       @wildgoose999 @NatePlastic Look at the directions of the feet on the people on the right. See the "guy" with sleeve tattoos and "girl" with long hair and baggy get up. See a pattern that doesn't match the others?