Post ACuLH8vng3cDnOIhgO by damngoodtech@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #ACu4VN8vw7YGhqdv1s by sean@social.deadsuperhero.com
       2021-10-30T22:02:14.544088Z
       
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       It's kind of uncanny how a roommate can almost always be in the bathroom exactly when you need to use it.
       
 (DIR) Post #ACu4wnPMOMnlz5P2eW by amerika@noagendasocial.com
       2021-10-30T22:07:14Z
       
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       @sean taking a 14lb dump no less
       
 (DIR) Post #ACuLH8vng3cDnOIhgO by damngoodtech@mastodon.social
       2021-10-30T22:05:29Z
       
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       @sean I can't count how many times it was half an hour to a video conference call, I decide, "better take a leak to be prepared," but as I'm about to head to the restroom I hear the door close and the shower start--and not shut off for 45 minutes!Then based on the call I have to decide whether to hold it or ask the other person to hold on a second.These times give me the motivation to get my own place.
       
 (DIR) Post #ACvAdRodF2YAOiLBkO by herag@dobbs.town
       2021-10-31T10:45:40Z
       
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       @sean#truth
       
 (DIR) Post #ACyl6YkGjgtM6yMQDY by Rev_Couchsloth@dobbs.town
       2021-11-02T04:01:12Z
       
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       @sean "My roommate says, 'I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first."  --Mitch Hedberg