Post AC3sgY9EDoDPM5RAI4 by Retard_Tonight@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AC3ojQec8kw3ALEdCS by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:00:10.296203Z
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New hire orientation was incredible>Everyone sitting at separate desks 6ft apart like we're in middle school so people can take off their masks>Lady in charge of HR has thick dominican accent>A few of the new hires can barely speak english>Half of the new hires couldn't figure out how to do onboarding on the company website>When asked "why do you suppose this company hired you?", several people said "It's because of my qualifications" or "Because I have high value">It's a glorified warehouse job>Only not retard there was a boomer in a Volbeat shirt who's going to be working the same department and hours as meEvery meme about modern employment is true, but I would argue that they don't actually go far enough
(DIR) Post #AC3pBTGzzoKROgYpKC by s_purdo@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:02:25.391015Z
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@WoodshopHandman wtf is a volbeat
(DIR) Post #AC3pBTjMIN0uodpTWq by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:05:37.126472Z
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@s_purdo I'm just SO glad you askedyoutube.com/watch?v=G5zdal1MKf0youtube.com/watch?v=WHzIICY4iWoyoutube.com/watch?v=HO8j37HU6bg
(DIR) Post #AC3pfPRSnxVCCbjOJU by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:11:02.981502Z
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@s_purdo I'm just SO glad you askedyoutube.com/watch?v=G5zdal1MKf0youtube.com/watch?v=WHzIICY4iWoyoutube.com/watch?v=HO8j37HU6bgyoutube.com/watch?v=N2fwUbvDI_s
(DIR) Post #AC3qHj8q0iNgItI49Y by s_purdo@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:15:32.704696Z
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@WoodshopHandman I'll give it a listen when I get home. Tried googling it but I only found a Pokemon
(DIR) Post #AC3qHjeO7PcNsk3GKW by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:17:58.436069Z
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@s_purdo @WoodshopHandman boomer metal
(DIR) Post #AC3rP98zpdrwvkSxwe by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:30:29.533047Z
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OH, AND LET US NOT FORGET!:>Staff of HR people and managers struggle to load a powerpoint and then get an embedded video to play
(DIR) Post #AC3rwbwJn9elnJUdlY by Holohoots@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:36:32.903557Z
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@WoodshopHandman Soul siphoning shit.
(DIR) Post #AC3s8vhs7m3YZkbtJo by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:38:46.412235Z
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@Holohoots I don't know man, I was having a blast. It was hard to keep from smiling and laughing at everything. I need those people to keep the average down so I can get paid substantially more for doing my usual level of effort
(DIR) Post #AC3sERJE3RYI2Li2Ns by eee@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:39:46.300129Z
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@WoodshopHandman >Lady in chargestopped right there
(DIR) Post #AC3sLl1X9d9vCwvJq4 by ConfederateHobo@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:41:06.650541Z
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@WoodshopHandman @s_purdo >Volbeatyoutu.be/aXhjp85UNJI
(DIR) Post #AC3scjWPzWwZTNSq24 by SneedsterSpeedster@kiwifarms.cc
2021-10-05T17:44:08.605932Z
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@WoodshopHandman >Only non retard was a boomer in a volbeat shirtBased boomer
(DIR) Post #AC3sgY9EDoDPM5RAI4 by Retard_Tonight@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:44:51.695163Z
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@WoodshopHandman @Holohoots If you can view it as a dumbass game that you are above, you end up having a more chaotic but fun perspective on how these bullshit rigors affect people. It gives you power over the dipshits around you because you can look for ways and means to push buttons and get away with it in a usually soul crushing environment.No one else will be in on the joke, and it makes the experience way better.
(DIR) Post #AC3sqv6dibChSGAg1g by Bro-Drillard@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:46:44.072482Z
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@WoodshopHandman @Holohoots I need those people to keep the average down so I can get paid substantially moreExcept you won’t because that’d be white privilege. You’ll still be expected to make up for their mistakes and idiocy though.
(DIR) Post #AC3stkyZq1KYuDkitU by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:47:13.186601Z
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@Bro-Drillard @Holohoots Except I literally will because that's how pay at this job works lol
(DIR) Post #AC3szwm6snWZEksBm4 by Bro-Drillard@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:48:21.470634Z
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@WoodshopHandman @Holohoots I hope you’re right. My money is still on the white guy getting screwed.
(DIR) Post #AC3tGJdhdotWmbkJ5U by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2021-10-05T17:51:18.847035Z
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@Bro-Drillard @Holohoots It's all based on quotas, which are based on the average amount of work someone can do. If I'm doing 120% of quota (and getting paid 120% of my wage as per the pay structure) and that average drops, I am now getting paid 130% for doing the same amount of work as I normally would. If they don't suck and the average goes up, I will be getting paid less.
(DIR) Post #AC3tZhh8QbqatKb1Jg by sumikasumi@paypig.org
2021-10-05T17:54:50Z
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@WoodshopHandman @Holohoots used to love these guys in high school, not so much anymore. The music is lobotomized rock but its at least fun at times, especially earlier stuff when they had a heavier sound.
(DIR) Post #AC3teKqcney7TsF9SC by sumikasumi@paypig.org
2021-10-05T17:55:40Z
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@WoodshopHandman @Holohoots > wrong threadIm not fixing it