Post AC15badAHMezXOWcNs by otyugh@pouet.chapril.org
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 (DIR) Post #ABz3gWJ9BrjrM0Surg by thor@pl.thj.no
       2021-10-03T09:54:31.681823Z
       
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       this happens to you. what would you do?
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz3oNFQl78HZVTKBU by Jain@blob.cat
       2021-10-03T09:55:58.311576Z
       
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       @thor :blobcatshrug2: open it
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz3qu2lnPI9rhkvkO by Zergling_man@mastodon.linuxbox.ninja
       2021-10-03T09:56:26Z
       
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       @thor A tray with a towel underneath and a second pair of hands to discourage them from gaining speed.
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz4OvUguTl0D22VZQ by mimorinka@fedibird.com
       2021-10-03T10:02:34Z
       
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       @thor open the door and catch all plates and tell schrodinger you should really  careful about quantum physics
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz4jdHdoMFToNoDUe by 9ed1732b@mas.to
       2021-10-03T10:01:00Z
       
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       @thor you know how firefighters save lives when people are falling
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz4lMQtQuE883xcGm by thor@pl.thj.no
       2021-10-03T10:06:35.656887Z
       
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       @9ed1732b that might help, though the plates could still smash into each other…
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz4ojLShZ4C3k1jJw by thor@pl.thj.no
       2021-10-03T10:07:14.106922Z
       
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       @mimorinka @9ed1732b that might help, though the plates could still smash into each other…
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz5VZv5cXiLHN7gbA by Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town
       2021-10-03T10:10:36Z
       
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       @thor 1: fill the house with water
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz9uV8GxNQBUIQds0 by Hyolobrika@mastodon.org.uk
       2021-10-03T11:04:18Z
       
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       @thor cut a hole in the other side lol
       
 (DIR) Post #ABz9x03gwer5yyTfkW by 9ed1732b@mas.to
       2021-10-03T10:11:48Z
       
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       @thor @mimorinka cut hinges
       
 (DIR) Post #ABzaEtQ2xzf5PZ7ulc by futatits@paypig.org
       2021-10-03T15:55:41Z
       
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       @thor Pretend I didn't see it and let someone else deal with it.
       
 (DIR) Post #ABzdxPdKr6LbvVGKhs by Aznorth@framapiaf.org
       2021-10-03T16:32:46Z
       
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       @thor Gnnnnnnnn 😬
       
 (DIR) Post #ABze2gGGSdBswdz1e4 by MartinShadok@aleph.land
       2021-10-03T16:36:51Z
       
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       @thor Gaston Lagaffe's style : move the mobiliary into an horizontal position, then and only then, open it 😊
       
 (DIR) Post #ABziClrksRh52XaP4q by lord@pleroma.lord.re
       2021-10-03T17:27:55.136694Z
       
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       @thor Blame the cat !
       
 (DIR) Post #ABzksn6sqGiQy8pKBU by lordphoenix@social.targaryen.house
       2021-10-03T17:54:02Z
       
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       @thor If the plates are worth more than the glass: I tape the glass at the level of the plates (so that it doesn't break), I break it on top and I get the plates back. #MacGyver (automatic translation)
       
 (DIR) Post #ABzyD3Tqz9s2w9Z1DU by djelouze@framapiaf.org
       2021-10-03T20:27:36Z
       
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       @thorPut loads of smooth stuff on the ground, open and randomly dispatch the plates while they fall (casino style)
       
 (DIR) Post #AC15badAHMezXOWcNs by otyugh@pouet.chapril.org
       2021-10-04T09:25:28Z
       
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       @thor I'd make a dang meme