Post A9vBz5SeYM5Ctm3eFs by SneedsterSpeedster@kiwifarms.cc
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(DIR) Post #A9uPBR9lD4hO5LLXSi by lonelyllama@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T08:09:08.402831Z
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I might start rambling about BDSM shit I want done to me.
(DIR) Post #A9uU3QWUBGkvZgyYmu by lonelyllama@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T08:15:31.393002Z
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Vanilla is the polar opposite. If you don't like anything different this isn't for you.If I'm going to have to help a person who knows less about sex positions they might as well call me mistress or mommy.I'm picky about textures on me or in my mouth and surprisingly to no one that limits things.Either help hint at what you like or I won't help you. I don't care if you like anal while in a dog cage.
(DIR) Post #A9uU3R22Hxzd9Xjkxs by lonelyllama@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T08:25:33.570272Z
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Talk to me normally before and after sex talk unless really horny and you want a round two.Check ups are very nice for my clingy ass.If doing oral and you don't pull my hair then you better be good at being pegged. If I'm not mean at some point I will be.I don't care if you like pet play. Or laytex. Or blackmailing. Or me being dom.I will call you daddy if you ever dom.I will pick on you.
(DIR) Post #A9uU7L86AudQ0QR10q by bucadibeppo@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T09:12:54.734378Z
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@lonelyllama Thoughts on being slapped with partially defrosted chicken breasts?
(DIR) Post #A9ui4Id81OG0Z3WjUu by lonelyllama@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T11:21:33.025510Z
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@bucadibeppo I would probably not get off to cold/still frozen breasts
(DIR) Post #A9ui4J8g85Ui8uHvfs by bucadibeppo@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T11:22:28.488462Z
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@lonelyllama Not even the danger of potentially contracting salmonella is enough to excite you?
(DIR) Post #A9ujnAh8TIW2wGMUfA by lonelyllama@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T11:59:21.192217Z
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@bucadibeppo I don't like that kind of danger(ie purposeful sickness from doing something in the bedroom with another person) but it's probably someone's fetish
(DIR) Post #A9urB0aYOfiQDxb3Mu by lonelyllama@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T12:01:56.421702Z
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AND ANOTHER THINGI don't know how to tie knots but am fine with role-playing 'tied you up on a chair/ tied your hands up' idea.Same idea should apply to guys who don't know what their doing but get by on confidence alone ('I don't need an army to make you submit') Yes most of these are personal examples.
(DIR) Post #A9urB18ENSebuPLwrQ by MuskyMouse@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T12:32:23.093485Z
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@lonelyllama knots? You get turned on by guys who were in boy svouts then, eh?
(DIR) Post #A9urB1awehcfLSmscK by lonelyllama@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T12:51:16.647193Z
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@MuskyMouse it's a pretty common BDSM thing. If not rope it's a different material to be held/squished by. Basically if you aren't Vanilla yes :3
(DIR) Post #A9urB22aztjyjDixiS by MuskyMouse@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T13:23:34.180424Z
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@lonelyllama direct post proof ur a women so i know youre not a glownig trying to entrap >tfw no gf guys on the internet to make them commit domestic terrorism
(DIR) Post #A9urB2rzumrDIdm0ps by bucadibeppo@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T13:31:17.389060Z
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@MuskyMouse @lonelyllama I'd commit domestic terrorism if a qt3.14 FBI agent farted on my face first :ablobcatheart:
(DIR) Post #A9urrZ5yUYIpPKaOae by MuskyMouse@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T13:36:18.439958Z
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@bucadibeppo fair tbh but x to doubt that if @lonelyllama is a fed then its a fem fed. If not a "real" girl its probably some ralph looking mother fucker
(DIR) Post #A9urrZUn0I9UeICDGi by bucadibeppo@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T13:38:59.845592Z
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@MuskyMouse @lonelyllama There's still a small chance I can reverse-entrap a true and honest female agent to do what I want by promising her what she wants and then ghosting her.
(DIR) Post #A9uti3ga6P5lIKIr68 by MuskyMouse@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T13:53:27.748535Z
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@bucadibeppo @lonelyllama well congrats you just revealed yourself to the trap
(DIR) Post #A9uwuJwXmbYH3OJAXI by MuskyMouse@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T14:11:47.035853Z
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@bucadibeppo damn she really aint gonna say she isnt a fed guess we know now. Once again confirmed, no w*men on the internet
(DIR) Post #A9vBz4r4o41d1ETdgW by lonelyllama@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T14:54:20.455334Z
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@MuskyMouse @bucadibeppoI've posted my (masked) face on here.That's all you get.I don't owe you shit.Rule 16, Rule 29, Rule 30, Rule 37 (different versions of the same shit) all say 'women are fake'. And yet you can't even agree on what rules stay vs go for 'internet rules' [thanks knowyourmeme for proving the internet is just one big game of telephone]
(DIR) Post #A9vBz5SeYM5Ctm3eFs by SneedsterSpeedster@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T17:24:21.466463Z
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@lonelyllama @MuskyMouse @bucadibeppo The rules of the internet are what I decide and rule number one is that you are a faggot.
(DIR) Post #A9vMqln2uAD54KphtQ by InternetObserver@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T18:27:17.766008Z
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@lonelyllama @MuskyMouse @bucadibeppo The rules about women are just to prevent thirst. People forgot this basic shit. Basically if a woman was in a thread half the thread would fall over themselves to get the adoration of M'lady because that always ends in getting laid. If you pretend everyone in the thread is a dude it can continue as normal without faggotry.
(DIR) Post #A9vMqmGp7S1sYglUJ6 by bucadibeppo@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T19:26:10.994773Z
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@InternetObserver @lonelyllama @MuskyMouse Yo is there a girl in here? Lemme smell your hair 👃
(DIR) Post #A9vMtKNhGbPMvlCCxM by MuskyMouse@kiwifarms.cc
2021-08-02T11:17:18.133467Z
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@lonelyllama wait have i been following a w*man