Post A7FyXFGABaHufHyFc0 by original_fractalator@mstdn.io
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(DIR) Post #A7FdbMhUMhsFrYsKo4 by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-14T20:31:50Z
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This bike has been in front of my house with a flat tire for 3 days.I just needed a bicycle... how long should I wait before concluding that the owner no longer wants it? 🤔
(DIR) Post #A7Fdw8uSplYnAmqsqm by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-14T20:35:35Z
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@PopcornWulfy I only _noticed_ it 3 days ago... perhaps it's actually been there for longer.
(DIR) Post #A7FdwUaiDspgPtmQ7M by tagomago@mastodon.social
2021-05-14T20:35:39Z
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@codewiz Prolly stolen?
(DIR) Post #A7FepFx6LqzWwTMjrM by DCLXVI@mastodon.social
2021-05-14T20:45:32Z
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@codewiz 3 days? I'd take it inside and wait for a week before fixing it. If nobody knocks on your door, you just adopted a stray!
(DIR) Post #A7Ff6a6SgSdAMW0NYe by Fabimaru@framapiaf.org
2021-05-14T20:48:41Z
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@codewizA bike without lock a still there? Obviously it's not in France.
(DIR) Post #A7FfGdQBCbZxY51QHo by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-14T20:50:31Z
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@Fabimaru But it's also not Japan!When I was living in Boston, I got at least 3 bicycles stolen (two of which were properly locked).
(DIR) Post #A7FgeYG69Fj0RQH5e4 by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-14T21:06:02Z
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@tagomago Oh, right... that's also what happened to one of my bikes.I found it, broken, not far from where it was stolen. Lazy thieves!
(DIR) Post #A7FyXFGABaHufHyFc0 by original_fractalator@mstdn.io
2021-05-15T00:26:25Z
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@codewiz Take it, its flat tire indicates it was abandoned. Worse case scenario, if you run into the original owner you can just give it back to them
(DIR) Post #A7GaucWVeelBjbBpdg by metnix@mastodon.xyz
2021-05-15T07:36:25Z
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@codewiz I don't know how things work where you live, but I'd hand it in to the police. Where I live, they will keep it for a couple of weeks. They will check if it has a registered owner, if not, they will wait to see if anyone else claims ownership. If no owner is found, they offer to re-register the bike as yours.
(DIR) Post #A7HWT22kyN5M7Ip3Ls by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-15T18:21:21Z
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@metnix Ah, good suggestion. Should I just dial 911? Or find the direct number of a local police station?
(DIR) Post #A7HYP9d51i1AOU5iN6 by metnix@mastodon.xyz
2021-05-15T18:43:01Z
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@codewiz I would call the station directly as it's probably not an emergency :-)
(DIR) Post #A7K6gWQ5KaUIl2NyjY by Nowee@mastodon.social
2021-05-17T00:16:33Z
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@codewiz in France that'd be: bring it to lost and found... not claimed after a year? it's yours.
(DIR) Post #A7MUCVhCFExN2aX1Jg by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-18T03:49:30Z
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@Nowee But waiting for one year would be too long for a smartphone, wouldn't it? 😉
(DIR) Post #A7kpXnNtVjnekzqMa0 by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-29T21:41:44Z
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The abandoned bike disappeared last week, and in its exact same spot appeared shoes and clothes, including socks and, yes, underpants too! 🤭Looks like someone got completely naked on our sidewalk and then... just walked away! Now I'm really curious: what led to this eccentric act? And what happened next? 🤔
(DIR) Post #A7kpv3BgvAqkQjDyl6 by tasso@shitposter.club
2021-05-29T21:45:57.977519Z
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@codewiz damn, I think we missed the rapture
(DIR) Post #A7kq0NfuB369PztlfU by schreiblehrling@bonn.social
2021-05-29T21:46:51Z
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@codewiz You could ask the shady looking grey trash can in the background. It saw it all 😅
(DIR) Post #A7kqvaDsCHEyqD3xvE by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-29T21:57:13Z
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cc: @tagomago @PopcornWulfy @Fabimaru @metnix
(DIR) Post #A7kqxAc2O0ndzX7eC0 by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-29T21:57:32Z
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cc: @tagomago @PopcornWulfy @Fabimaru @metnix
(DIR) Post #A7krbg5GnNAvBL6ws4 by MoralPanic@poa.st
2021-05-29T21:54:26.695295Z
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@codewiz I got anxious from your posts, you're not dealing with a little raccoon or something, you have some potentially dangerous person skulking around your house, protect yourself
(DIR) Post #A7krbgWZ9t0eXzskPw by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-29T22:04:50Z
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@MoralPanic I know, right? 😥
(DIR) Post #A7krtsKW0JbkNGv3Eu by lnxw37a2@pleroma.soykaf.com
2021-05-29T22:08:08.661659Z
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@codewiz If the clothing appeared the same day the bike disappeared, maybe someone is riding around your area naked.
(DIR) Post #A7ksKlMxzV4Sbbt2zw by Cgromoll@noagendasocial.com
2021-05-29T22:13:00Z
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@codewiz Sounds like time travelers to me 🤷♂️
(DIR) Post #A7l0BPuXCfb351dtFA by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-29T23:40:57Z
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@Cgromoll Doesn't make sense! Time travelers would *arrive* naked and *steal* someone's clothes and their... well... bike 😄https://youtu.be/lYOoWCv_PYE
(DIR) Post #A7l0VZB2SfvrbtyCsC by tagomago@mastodon.social
2021-05-29T23:44:34Z
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@codewiz wtf, that's a weird spot indeed
(DIR) Post #A7lQb8Ge1NNwhIuHiK by original_fractalator@mstdn.io
2021-05-30T04:36:54Z
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@codewiz Would have said you woke up in an alternative reality, but youve got documentation on this xDthe evidence would suggest they got naked cuz of the way the clothes were left on the ground. Very weird.Wonder if the clothes will get swapped out with something else...? O.o
(DIR) Post #A7lWCyN1lYdAmFktm4 by Fabimaru@framapiaf.org
2021-05-30T05:39:46Z
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@codewizBanksy is trying something new.
(DIR) Post #A7lXu4GxnVTPUN23yC by Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town
2021-05-30T05:58:45Z
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@codewiz > The abandoned bike disappeared last week, and in its exact same spot appeared shoes and clothes, including socks and, yes, underpants too! ... someone turned into a were-bicycle.
(DIR) Post #A7laELjylGe5MgP2Zc by metnix@mastodon.xyz
2021-05-30T06:24:49Z
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@codewiz @tagomago @PopcornWulfy @Fabimaru Could be time travelling robots, trying to blend in. Have you seen any sphere shaped holes burned into the ground?
(DIR) Post #A7mHmObGvqc86moLrc by codewiz@mstdn.io
2021-05-30T14:32:49Z
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@metnix This theory has already been proposed by @Cgromoll, but I argued that time travelers would arrive naked and need to steal clothes and bikes, not leave them.Unless...they're leaving behind this stuff before returning to their time! 😲
(DIR) Post #A7w9DrcIfPF7uj6wgC by Nowee@mastodon.social
2021-06-04T08:44:01Z
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@codewiz I wouldn't mind with a last gen iPhone! I mean, I can probably buy 10 androids with a single 1 year old last gen iphone 😜