Post A6m8pdhbDaAMU4Pprc by dammn@distrotoot.com
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(DIR) Post #A6laOl06ZsBsrM57cO by julienxx@fedi.9til.de
2021-04-30T08:36:11Z
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The future
(DIR) Post #A6lamFfEjoDocYWWsC by wzqtparor@mstdn.io
2021-04-30T08:40:38Z
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1990s:Run GNU/Linux and XFree86 on a 80386 with merely 2 MB RAM2020s:Having 32 GB RAM and the web browser is still super laggy@julienxx
(DIR) Post #A6lbLrYVqknYH6MKwK by ronane@mamot.fr
2021-04-30T08:46:52Z
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@julienxx C'est une blague ?
(DIR) Post #A6lbNmw205JoWVHIcS by bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr
2021-04-30T08:47:22Z
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@julienxx I thought it was serious at the beginning. It's only with "emoji cache" that I understood.
(DIR) Post #A6lbUfbZeRfdohzUW0 by julienxx@fedi.9til.de
2021-04-30T08:48:36Z
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@ronane oui mais bon, il y a bien des projets de browser dans le cloud de nos jours alors pourquoi pas 😀
(DIR) Post #A6lbWOyeRahwpGbvqC by julienxx@fedi.9til.de
2021-04-30T08:48:58Z
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@bortzmeyer could very well happen 😂
(DIR) Post #A6lbY8eA8CUSkzr5to by ronane@mamot.fr
2021-04-30T08:49:13Z
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@julienxx tu me rassure !Stadia 4 Facebook x)
(DIR) Post #A6lbyecZsE3hS9l2fo by bekopharm@social.tchncs.de
2021-04-30T08:53:59Z
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@bortzmeyer @julienxx It will happen. I mean… just check the news over the last years - who would have guessed o0(Also: Where is my hoverboard?)
(DIR) Post #A6lc2Wjd8WIu9Wu3zE by FiXato@toot.cat
2021-04-30T08:54:10Z
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@julienxx"@_Ninji spent far too much time on this"*breathes a sigh of relief
(DIR) Post #A6lc7iKxQZtXaFpuEa by julienxx@fedi.9til.de
2021-04-30T08:55:37Z
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@bekopharm @bortzmeyer saw that https://www.mightyapp.com/ ?
(DIR) Post #A6lcDUj6wZvt6ptFaK by bekopharm@social.tchncs.de
2021-04-30T08:56:41Z
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@julienxx Oh wow. We're 🍞. @bortzmeyer
(DIR) Post #A6lcu8ZHCl5IpzcjKq by loke@functional.cafe
2021-04-30T09:04:18Z
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@julienxx Please tell me this is a joke. Really, if this is a real thing it's truly time to get rid of my computers and take up residency in a dark cave.
(DIR) Post #A6ldHF7qzPc1puoZ2e by seanking@traboone.com
2021-04-30T09:08:41.094432Z
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@julienxx Nothing says "future" like desktop apps that basically run on something based on Chromium.
(DIR) Post #A6ldO4Bi3R2HwMs7HM by bksp@toot.site
2021-04-30T09:09:38Z
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@julienxx @bortzmeyer At this rate the future might as well be "cloud browsers", and this one is sadly real: https://www.mightyapp.com/
(DIR) Post #A6ldd50DJA1YoJea7E by meisam@fosstodon.org
2021-04-30T09:12:26Z
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@julienxx Is this @Ninji?
(DIR) Post #A6ldmnjONRrQ8lQA76 by julienxx@fedi.9til.de
2021-04-30T09:14:14Z
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@meisam @Ninji I doubt it, saw the pic out of context so must be a twitter handle
(DIR) Post #A6le4791S4v7GyfHX6 by josh@chaos.social
2021-04-30T09:17:21Z
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@julienxx if you printed this on typical magazine paper and just made a photo i would actually believe that this is real
(DIR) Post #A6lipGCxyG1KoIFJia by GNUxeava@fedi.absturztau.be
2021-04-30T09:14:30.473776Z
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@julienxx RETURN TO MONKE
(DIR) Post #A6loIZl2re67bwz50K by Stellar@fedi.absturztau.be
2021-04-30T11:12:10.835956Z
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@julienxx tell my why i shouldn't but this other that it doesn't exist
(DIR) Post #A6lohwnwJY3uKRR6P2 by mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club
2021-04-30T11:16:46.411103Z
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@julienxx :honk:
(DIR) Post #A6lp26Ty2eoY8Thnoe by nomian@blob.cat
2021-04-30T11:20:24.673616Z
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@julienxx Facebook newsfeed FPS cracked me up.
(DIR) Post #A6lpicncHKnSWlAiPY by epilys@chaos.social
2021-04-30T11:27:51Z
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@julienxx cursed. Where did it all go wrong?
(DIR) Post #A6lrQBGG7q2Roctzai by grimmware@cybre.space
2021-04-30T11:46:57Z
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@julienxx Of all the images on the internet this one makes me feel most conflicted.It makes me want to laugh and cry, but most importantly it makes me hate how much I want it so that I can use some of my computer for actual work instead of burning CPU on Slack causing shitloads of fucking latency on the low-resource applications I actually *want* to use.
(DIR) Post #A6lrieNya1YBM8Jp5M by kai@ajin.la
2021-04-30T11:50:18Z
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@julienxx isn't this basically what custom silicon does?
(DIR) Post #A6lzIx2DQ6uZIbOfx2 by julienxx@fedi.9til.de
2021-04-30T13:15:20Z
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@sasha_sorokin yeah until the blockchain folks find a use for it and we can't get a good card without selling a kidney
(DIR) Post #A6m3wRojIyQXsbB6A4 by lyndon@fosstodon.org
2021-04-30T14:07:15Z
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@julienxx This is a joke I assume, sometimes it's hard to tell.
(DIR) Post #A6m8pdhbDaAMU4Pprc by dammn@distrotoot.com
2021-04-30T15:02:03Z
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@julienxx I just hope that this is a some kind of joke here :-))). On the other hand, it looks like a very good idea to get this bloated web growing into even more insanity :-). #gemini is a way to go ... not this crap called #www
(DIR) Post #A6mBFIOzEZhHrO4UbI by thatbrickster@shitposter.club
2021-04-30T15:29:18.560830Z
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@julienxx @shp@shpposter.club warned me about this.
(DIR) Post #A6mBHqiGdb06qwJ7aa by thatbrickster@shitposter.club
2021-04-30T15:29:46.274830Z
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@julienxx @shpuld warned me about this.
(DIR) Post #A6mBP2DAHl7wXdBa1w by cell@shitposter.club
2021-04-30T15:31:04.158368Z
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@julienxx this was a joke, but now browser-as-a-service is now realhttps://www.mightyapp.com/
(DIR) Post #A6mBwII5WWGly1Lcyu by yes@social.handholding.io
2021-04-30T15:37:04.865034Z
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@cell @julienxx the web was a mistake
(DIR) Post #A6mEp79woKSXHNoB3Q by mibzman@mastodon.technology
2021-04-30T16:09:12Z
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@julienxx this is too real. There's a startup doing something like this and I don't remember what it's called.
(DIR) Post #A6mHeNALG7A5bDYvFQ by maemachinebroke@eldritch.cafe
2021-04-30T16:40:51Z
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@julienxx this is what electron devs are developing for
(DIR) Post #A6mI5YD6ItZ9fioPz6 by Strabysme@arkham.cafe
2021-04-30T16:45:40Z
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@julienxx A card with emoji cache, it's... funny x)
(DIR) Post #A6mJTavVxKSj06cCky by allison@blob.cat
2021-04-30T17:01:30.120082Z
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@wzqtparor @julienxx eight megabytes and constantly swapping
(DIR) Post #A6mJYMTP7Xr3cdjw2K by cell@shitposter.club
2021-04-30T17:02:23.704193Z
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@allison @wzqtparor @julienxx we're in the era where eww is now a lightweight browser
(DIR) Post #A6mMf97jS5ma6oWuFU by solaslux@todon.nl
2021-04-30T17:37:02Z
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@julienxx amazing! Can't wait to finally be able to have 2 browser tabs open at the SAME TIME!
(DIR) Post #A6mP5UTIu4PfkvJFS4 by publius@mastodon.sdf.org
2021-04-30T18:04:21Z
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@bortzmeyer @julienxx NIST standard minion meme collection!
(DIR) Post #A6mghpakWgNXU2ez8y by pyropeter@chaos.social
2021-04-30T21:21:31Z
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@julienxx Source: https://twitter.com/_Ninji/status/1317197426449633281
(DIR) Post #A6n0ifzDipbL49mp7o by meylodie@mastodon.cloud
2021-05-01T01:06:01Z
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@wzqtparor @julienxx install sqlite3, then:$ for i in *.sqlite; do echo "vacuum;" | sqlite3 $i ; doneor:for f in ~/.mozilla/firefox/*/*.sqlite; do sqlite3 $f "vacuum; ; doneit will compress the firefox database.Also in the about:preferences#privacy section you can empty the cache and cookies.
(DIR) Post #A6ncQsrussnm46JTyy by ikt@fosstodon.org
2021-05-01T08:08:21Z
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@julienxx build it for companies using salesforce and it'll sell like hotcakes
(DIR) Post #A6oc9S3hVJFB9PTMzQ by wolf480pl@mstdn.io
2021-05-01T19:40:08Z
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@wzqtparor @julienxx you forgot 2010s:let's make small 10" laptops with Atom CPUs - just for web browsing, that shouldn't need much power - and call them "netbooks"
(DIR) Post #A6oeYwwm00BE64WDYG by wowaname@anime.website
2021-05-01T20:07:13.072944Z
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@wolf480pl @wzqtparor @julienxx netbook form factor is cool but i dont think they were built that well, might be wrong though
(DIR) Post #A6oeqGjnfdxGOqi1RI by wolf480pl@mstdn.io
2021-05-01T20:10:17Z
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@wowaname @julienxx @wzqtparor I had one, I loved the form factor and the keyboard layout, but having to choose between running Firefox *or* Thunderbird at any particular time wasn't fun...And then its HDD died. And when I tried to replace it, I somehow managed to fry both the internal power circuits and the external power supply at the same time.
(DIR) Post #A6ofIvz9uF6QR4YsaW by grainloom@cybre.space
2021-05-01T20:15:17Z
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@julienxx I hate that someone is probably looking at this like "hmmm... i bet we could sell this in our next device"
(DIR) Post #A6tcURpUWT8eJNdbhg by evandornbusch@fosstodon.org
2021-05-04T05:35:36Z
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@julienxx I legitimately thought this was real... yikes.
(DIR) Post #A6tctzJLB0bdOMmIVM by swansinflight@mastodon.nz
2021-05-04T05:40:12Z
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@wolf480pl you sound like management. My mate is a manager and manages to kill gear in all sorts of weird and wonderful ways. Sometimes without even doing anything 😆 @wowaname @julienxx @wzqtparor
(DIR) Post #A6tm2qAJRqvdDlqqHY by wolf480pl@mstdn.io
2021-05-04T07:22:47Z
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@swansinflight lol no, I'm not a manager, and I'd make a terrible one.
(DIR) Post #A6tm5nhd3pJWS5qX7Q by swansinflight@mastodon.nz
2021-05-04T07:23:10Z
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@wolf480pl 😂 same
(DIR) Post #A6tn3QQmiHX5eROmdU by quad@weeaboo.space
2021-05-04T07:34:06.638598Z
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@julienxx We say this as a joke, but mark my words, we are not far away from JavaScript ASICs or something being an actual component of most smartphone SoCs
(DIR) Post #A6tzPuizxeqJQVPLjU by eviloatmeal@linuxrocks.online
2021-05-04T09:52:25Z
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@julienxx Ah. There it is. The most cursed thing I'm going to see all year.
(DIR) Post #A6uH7yU32spR2y0iIq by spacekookie@octodon.social
2021-05-04T13:10:57Z
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@wolf480pl @wzqtparor @julienxx lol I forgot how badly that name aged
(DIR) Post #A6uLbIFL2xR6YRMkV6 by mithrandir@pl.wizards.zone
2021-05-04T14:01:15.197309Z
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@julienxx but how many bungholiomarks does it have?
(DIR) Post #A6ukYTCuKtRqXAymwK by jbechtel@dresden.network
2021-05-04T18:31:57Z
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@kai @julienxx Yes+No ("Jein" in German) - custom silicon is made for precisely defined algorithms - e. g. calculating beams of a multi-directional radio antenna or encrypt/decrypt messages or make numerical simulations on environmental settings. (Few formulas, lots of data). Web browsing, in contrast, means (nowadays) executing any arbitrary JS program which all those guys put onto the web. /If/ you wanted that more efficient, /they/ should program the app directly in C/C++/... 1/2
(DIR) Post #A6ukYTiSRagY71jz7I by jbechtel@dresden.network
2021-05-04T18:32:41Z
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@kai @julienxx Of course programming languages and maybe even the whole hardware designs could learn from today's web. (Which makes the original graphic so interesting). But then it wouldn't be custom silicon, then it would be a complete system change.But me personally, I would really think twice whether to use/adopt this if it would come around tomorrow - this would be computers far distant from locally-interfacing, locally holding data. They were nothing more than boring web endpoints.2/2
(DIR) Post #A6ukYU8gs3fXQO0w0O by julienxx@fedi.9til.de
2021-05-04T18:40:43Z
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@jbechtel @kai in case it wasn’t obvious this was a joke about web browsing requiring too much resources for essentially text and images 😅
(DIR) Post #A6uky8ghFXcYQI9Xl2 by jbechtel@dresden.network
2021-05-04T18:45:19Z
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@julienxx @kai @PolychromeLike Polychrome (in CC) - you can never be sure 🙂 I fully agree with you that web pages have become too heavy. A very impressive example is twitter <-> nitter.
(DIR) Post #A787y7J9CgIw90Zjvs by vftdan@mastodon.ml
2021-05-11T05:34:11Z
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@julienxxAFAIK, there is CPU instruction(s) for converting between doubles and integers in javascript