Post A35VG5I4u7gVYA4GNk by Root@kiwifarms.cc
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(DIR) Post #A34sI5TBJSmUTLE2LY by josh@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:25:58.239176Z
10 likes, 4 repeats
The server has powered off unexpectedly. I have no other information and have filed for a remote hands support at the datacenter again. All other devices are powered and I've not been contacted by any third party, so I assume this is a new disk issue.
(DIR) Post #A34sZOqgW08hUxTSS0 by Lumeinshin@neckbeard.xyz
2021-01-10T00:29:22.921683Z
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@ethot @josh @lumeinshin thanks simp, gl on the issue jersh and crunk
(DIR) Post #A34sc5N1OMdjxJscts by bucadibeppo@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:29:50.451256Z
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@josh To help the Fediverse in these trying times, I’ve authorized the use of code “EatAndMasturbate” for 45% off on the first 50 ordere during the server downtime. From your friends at Buca di Beppo.
(DIR) Post #A34txaq5gcyXaeIRSS by Strawberry_Daiquiri@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:44:57.596661Z
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@bucadibeppo @josh That looks like diarrhea! 🤢
(DIR) Post #A34u4FudtD0uiMbPOK by bucadibeppo@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:46:07.780360Z
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@Strawberry_Daiquiri @josh That’s because it IS diarrhea. Real pasta is expensive.
(DIR) Post #A34ufTcLthkxvznOJU by josh@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:52:51.447431Z
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Remote hands rebooted the device but there is still no access. I'm having to request a crash cart to diagnose the hardware.
(DIR) Post #A34ulwMFxE9GoCLhOi by mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:53:31.302664Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@josh bruh stop cumming in the disk drive I know it's tempting but have some restraint man
(DIR) Post #A34upQKywpTMenPjOq by lumeinshin@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:54:40.720664Z
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@mushroom_soup @josh josh has been catching up on all those h-games hes been finding out about, hes such a tsun
(DIR) Post #A34v0s4YAcCLrRBdMO by mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:55:49.793356Z
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@lumeinshin @josh I don't know what any of that moon speak (no pun intended) means but I probably agree
(DIR) Post #A34v1qd11bPzfhm0PY by lumeinshin@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:56:55.874179Z
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@mushroom_soup @josh we've just gotta wait for him to call us his kittens again then we can REALLY get our rocks off
(DIR) Post #A34vIAC437AkzAwlu4 by SB420@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:59:53.070412Z
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@josh Looks like Biden got us
(DIR) Post #A34wi9deppVgkQoKky by josh@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T01:15:12.249980Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
Issue appears to be networking related, not hardware related. I've got a crash cart set up and am sorting through it now.
(DIR) Post #A34y9ZdKOZOV8rILwW by QueefMonger@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T01:28:27.798449Z
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@josh This is no time to play Crash Team Racing.
(DIR) Post #A34yJiMOnsar6VDDNo by StephanieBustcakes@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T00:33:07.241673Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
The glowies have come for us.
(DIR) Post #A34yLqqmD1KC0wRL3g by PortsideDave@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T01:25:39.104409Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@josh
(DIR) Post #A350gM1WDWCMOdMv7g by MaceDindu@freespeechextremist.com
2021-01-10T02:00:17.319055Z
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@josh I blame niggers, just because.
(DIR) Post #A3539t82PaR7NOd2Lw by josh@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:28:00.033978Z
5 likes, 2 repeats
The device has no network connectivity and it appears the motherboard network card itself may be damaged. The physical ports bonded together which forms the network bridge have suddenly vanished and cannot be found, even in bios.
(DIR) Post #A353IeD7FK8hiOBG9g by MaceDindu@freespeechextremist.com
2021-01-10T02:29:37.177308Z
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@josh I had similar problem one time when northbridge died.
(DIR) Post #A353dGE1cOERPIR20G by Suburban_Bastard@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:33:19.947211Z
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@josh Wait, the MOTHERBOARD could be damaged?
(DIR) Post #A353iEJg8tlKw1RtZo by RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:32:54.813932Z
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@josh The server glowed so hard it melted itself
(DIR) Post #A353mt6YQzz0b0Wzk8 by Joshua_Conner_Coon@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:33:56.442360Z
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@Suburban_Bastard @josh I feel like a boomer trying to use a computer what is this thing
(DIR) Post #A354jGRbogAfmJDPVI by Dumdum@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:44:16.816473Z
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@josh Melinda Scott sends her regards.
(DIR) Post #A354sbnFoIW6b6nN7w by Suburban_Bastard@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:47:18.126034Z
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@Dumdum @josh Regerts*
(DIR) Post #A358LRCyXo0a1qGTrM by doublerainbow@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T03:24:09.860500Z
3 likes, 2 repeats
@josh :f:
(DIR) Post #A35A4riSw2S9E8DfaC by JadedOptimist@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T03:44:59.820513Z
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@josh can someone explain this and how it happens to a luddite?
(DIR) Post #A35A4rvw7xEDtuWQa0 by LoveMachine@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T03:45:32.451707Z
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@JadedOptimistNo
(DIR) Post #A35AC8Tr0Jk1FPqrvE by Snail@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T03:46:48.501353Z
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@JadedOptimist @josh Power surge most likely
(DIR) Post #A35Cf157n9DSbgBStM by Moe@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:29:01.540759Z
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@josh The eldest of the faggots known as Shannon Gaines hacked you with his CS degree knowledge. Jealous of the fact you don't have a HOT BLONDE PUERTO RICAN GF JEWSH?
(DIR) Post #A35CqUNpBndcfZOwFc by YayLasgana@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:24:41.240182Z
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@josh It's not a Kiwi winter without the site having a hissy fit!
(DIR) Post #A35EkTQw0XZRtW7DAu by 9ch@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T04:37:52.285955Z
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@josh get outlasted kid
(DIR) Post #A35SSLzYKrvUxbYscK by GatorGamer@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:10:28.633605Z
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@josh https://kiwifarms.cc/notice/A35SBm1UdJjFwDdSnQ
(DIR) Post #A35SSOHLpfLs3Nu7dY by Auraculum@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:11:28.019659Z
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@GatorGamer @josh Once again - who are you, since you're clearly acting as if you're some me recognisable.
(DIR) Post #A35SiIWL0dCgpOV0t6 by Auraculum@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:14:21.242932Z
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@ethot @GatorGamer @josh OK, sweaty.
(DIR) Post #A35UWJ1HWlxWoENmBk by GatorGamer@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T03:20:18.822868Z
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@josh It's about time this garbage site got what it deserved. You guys aren't even fun anymore. All you do is break your own site's rules to attack other people's careers online out of jealousy. I guess that feels good when you have a broken dick.
(DIR) Post #A35UnofX6rqPtGYk40 by JuanButNotForgotten@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:16:29.747226Z
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@josh so wait, isn't your server is brand new? How is that possible?
(DIR) Post #A35Unov8AsJyfdrCNM by Root@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:18:08.859124Z
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@JuanButNotForgotten the o-rings on the challenger were new too...
(DIR) Post #A35Unp8FO6oTKJzfou by JuanButNotForgotten@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:21:53.635830Z
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@Root well, manufacturing defect is the most obvious answer, but still. We get downtime, we get out of it and now this. And all of this during the shitshow in the US. I really hope it's just a coincidence.
(DIR) Post #A35UnpOuOA8m9zmyn2 by GatorGamer@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:32:11.442695Z
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@JuanButNotForgotten @Root Maybe you should consider the obvious thought that it isn't a coincidence more carefully and what that means. Those little Serbian boys don't come cheap.
(DIR) Post #A35UnpbfciLgnZlAgK by Root@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:33:45.158638Z
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@GatorGamer @JuanButNotForgotten and maybe you should cool the autism larp but hey whatever gets you off.
(DIR) Post #A35UnpnittzROxOnT6 by GatorGamer@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:34:36.162751Z
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@Root @JuanButNotForgotten You're the one bringing up getting off out of nowhere. Says lots about you.
(DIR) Post #A35Unq2G1rcG82CP7g by OldSlag@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:37:44.862646Z
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@GatorGamer @Root @JuanButNotForgotten Nice cosplay of Gator.
(DIR) Post #A35V6zOHTFWke4dFkO by MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:41:12.710118Z
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@OldSlag @GatorGamer @JuanButNotForgotten @Root Its amazing how they pulled off being just as stupid and boring as gator with the same weak ass style of bantz. It's a studied larp.
(DIR) Post #A35VG5I4u7gVYA4GNk by Root@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:42:37.859766Z
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@MisterRogersSnapped @OldSlag @JuanButNotForgotten eh not that hard to act mati at everyone
(DIR) Post #A35WSs27bd949TGUmu by fr_brennan@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:54:04.576435Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@josh u mad bro?
(DIR) Post #A35WvZ6D56SxpJrNeC by JuanButNotForgotten@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:46:03.780099Z
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@MisterRogersSnapped @OldSlag @GatorGamer @Root well it's not like Gunt's entourage consists of sophisticated individuals.
(DIR) Post #A35Wvb0G0CtPjR5ee8 by GatorGamer@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:49:05.820500Z
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@JuanButNotForgotten @MisterRogersSnapped @OldSlag @Root Well, it's not like Broke Dick Farms userbase consists of funny individuals.
(DIR) Post #A35WvdhDzQS25HCztg by MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:59:38.086168Z
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@GatorGamer @JuanButNotForgotten @OldSlag @Root Gator puts "The" in front of his username when he uses the full name. When he shortened it the one time it was to "Gator". As in "TheGatorGamer". It's the little details. He's too much of an egotistical namefag to change it now.When you larp as Gayderp does it come with free forehead acne from Ralph testing his greasy, groaning belly on your forehead or are you naturally greasy?
(DIR) Post #A35bi5FPG1H1FXYJJw by cyberdick@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T08:24:15.328367Z
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@josh oh NO the GLOWIES got to us!
(DIR) Post #A35bi5R6YWdBpp1eYS by longyap@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T08:55:08.432780Z
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@cyberdick @josh hewo my dear refugee friend
(DIR) Post #A35kJNhIQJdIootSE4 by josh@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T10:31:27.297748Z
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The Kiwi Farms will be down until Monday. The server's network ports both went bad at the same time, probably due to an issue with the mainboard itself. This means the device has no network connectivity, and since both ports went bad, there's no way around it. I'm going to have to buy and overnight ship a new network card that can be plugged in to an expansion slot.By pure luck, this happened on a Saturday afternoon, so all the part stores are closed and wont be open until tomorrow. I'm considering re-instancing the Kiwi Farms on spare hardware using a backup, but that would be much easier if the server (which is sitting happy on the shelf and otherwise perfectly fine) could network at all. I also don't think that my spare hardware can fit the static content the forum holds anymore.I cannot express my frustration properly. This shit always fucking happens during the points high activity for the forum. Every year, every December and January, something bad happens. In this instance, it's two incredibly unlikely hardware events happening one day after the other.
(DIR) Post #A35kOzXPA2UpcuwT7g by Lumeinshin@neckbeard.xyz
2021-01-10T10:32:33.234792Z
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@josh at least, with all that happening, the CHADROMA REMAINS
(DIR) Post #A35kUuCVusqmoOzT0q by Auraculum@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T10:33:37.557705Z
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@josh Yahwe has cursed you.
(DIR) Post #A35uBGA1YlWIfY63qC by ditto@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T10:44:13.904218Z
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@josh Godspeed
(DIR) Post #A362q6AuOGzvCmUkCG by annoyingfuck@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T12:43:53.591424Z
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@josh So who hacked you this time, for two ports to go down at the same time...
(DIR) Post #A362q6MFi64VlxnnsW by Jooky@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T13:57:48.236111Z
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@annoyingfuck @josh They tried to warn us about Supermicro, but we didn't listen
(DIR) Post #A362q6Xb1v96L96rYm by josh@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T13:59:08.675579Z
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@Jooky @annoyingfuck It's definitely an issue with the mainboard. The remote hands said the ethernet ports report an 'amber light' instead of a green light.
(DIR) Post #A364NvrtJiPz2VISVk by InceptionState@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T10:38:42.576571Z
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@josh That sucks, but it was a smart move to redirect us to Pleroma in the meantime. It's no replacement for the farms of course, but it's a good complement to it.
(DIR) Post #A365WTZM08XnpeGPse by Strawberry_Daiquiri@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T14:28:32.566191Z
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@josh Oh boy, here we go again.
(DIR) Post #A365cuxF61jQVHVd0i by AnOminous@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T14:16:42.509862Z
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@josh @Jooky @annoyingfuck Didn't you get this less than a year ago? The mainboard is probably under manufacturer's warranty, not that this will do you any good in the meantime. Hope you can get an MRA and replace the whole thing because if such a major part of it failed the likelihood of other major problems is pretty high. Even if you can somehow replace the mainboard you should probably actually continue to use a separate network card.
(DIR) Post #A365jlgbxBxJmlzqam by josh@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T14:31:37.041439Z
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@AnOminous @Jooky @annoyingfuck What I'm going to have to do is set up a second front-end and slave database so that we can lean on it during downtime. I'm not sure how I want to do it. It's probably too expensive. I'll have to see what my options are when my finances settle after the Melinda Scott shit.
(DIR) Post #A3665zFeCRAeEBylsW by burgerking@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T02:24:26.995302Z
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It pains us to hear that Josh. As a token of our esteem, please take this coupon "dearfeeder" for $1 on your next online order of a 100% vegetable-based patty Impossible Whopper, cooked in unclean fire grills that have seen hundreds of processed meat patties cooked on them.Have it YOUR WAY.
(DIR) Post #A3665zRLUwWooTS772 by nobit@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T07:56:03.543794Z
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@burgerking @josh WE LOVE OUR QUARTER POUNDERS EXTRA CHEESEWHEN I'M IN A HURRY I GRAB A MCFLURRYMAKE THOSE FRIES SUPER SIZED
(DIR) Post #A3665zeogrItUFks6q by burgerking@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T14:31:02.554812Z
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@nobit Dear "nohull/nobit" we're sorry to hear you make poor decisions in your choice of unhealthy, artery-clogging fast food. We thoroughly hope though you enjoy the byproduct of their inferior product when you have to sit on the toilet and gain another hemorrhoid.Should've had it OUR WAY.
(DIR) Post #A36DEMatzjoecVrWKW by ChungusAmongUs@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T13:19:17.086124Z
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@9ch @josh Dave will outlive us all.
(DIR) Post #A36JQB92zKIOJKqnGS by GatorGamer@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T16:54:06.270710Z
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@MisterRogersSnapped @JuanButNotForgotten @OldSlag @Root You guys always only think one step ahead. Then you shape whatever it is you see to fit your latest theory. This site has become more theory crafting than it is factual. Not every name when joining a site is available. That's something that would cross your mind if you were thinking.
(DIR) Post #A36JQBLoDsVIwuoz9k by MisterRogersSnapped@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T17:04:51.304613Z
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@GatorGamer @JuanButNotForgotten @OldSlag @Root Gator used to be pretty based when he was on heelturn but his adjacency to utter degeneracy has warped his views. Accepting and even justifying things he knew would destroy his people changed him.I understand being loyal to a friend but at this point it's codependency. I do not hate Gator. Gator makes me feel sorrow.I don't hate Ethan. Ethan is definitely a cautionary tale but I dont hate him. If I could press a button to make the Killstream what it once was I would press it twice.It's now so run over by the degenerate shit drugs make people do that there would have to be actual effort along with sacrifice to bring it back. I think Gator still has that in him but Ralph doesn't. He's under the control of base elements and memories he doesn't want to have and he can't square up to them. I'm not one of the Ethan Ralph a-logs, I was fucking with you because it was funny. For christ sake shave and eat a salad sometimes."Our men can't have bitch tits and boy pussies, Murdoch."
(DIR) Post #A36ZqoqzZa2kGG89NA by OldSlag@kiwifarms.cc
2021-01-10T20:08:36.872862Z
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@GatorGamer @MisterRogersSnapped @JuanButNotForgotten @Root Only one step ahead? Are you claiming underwater 4d illuminati space chess moves?
(DIR) Post #A387yZezXMqh3VLYJs by wowaname@anime.website
2021-01-11T14:06:07.206712Z
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@Jooky @annoyingfuck @josh are supermicro actually that bad? t. hardware brainlet and just bought a board off ebay