Post A33oZI4V7PYRVLfXZQ by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
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(DIR) Post #A33oKwtn2dl5mgovx2 by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:07:14.397188Z
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Mattress gangWe got a mattress
(DIR) Post #A33oSYy1u1bVsWQz5c by Stellar@fedi.absturztau.be
2021-01-09T12:08:36.814726Z
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@emilis nice
(DIR) Post #A33oVGfOOsWDzN0TMe by icedquinn@blob.cat
2021-01-09T12:09:06.202601Z
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@emilis moving up in the world
(DIR) Post #A33oVigmDKGMtlryPQ by asuperhero@social.quodverum.com
2021-01-09T12:07:39Z
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@emilis Where did you get that mattress?
(DIR) Post #A33oVj8mXCfGIcyL3o by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:09:09.983920Z
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@asuperhero some guy off of facebook, not sketchy at all, just selling this shit for £70
(DIR) Post #A33oZI4V7PYRVLfXZQ by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:09:49.884837Z
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@icedquinn can’t wait for my AMAZON BASICS chair to arrive tomorrow along with my £7 non stick pan
(DIR) Post #A33ocnz2vWitLYnGKm by icedquinn@blob.cat
2021-01-09T12:10:27.892980Z
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@emilis ordering from amazon :blobcatthonking: :blobcatpolice: you're going to have to come with me.
(DIR) Post #A33onNEyhHelaeHjbU by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:12:21.875626Z
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@icedquinn argos wouldn’t deliver the chair so someone had to
(DIR) Post #A33otb40DUEQCO7Q5Q by icedquinn@blob.cat
2021-01-09T12:13:26.636500Z
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@emilis do you have instant pot yet :ablobcatbongo:
(DIR) Post #A33oyyLZ4r8trHteC0 by asuperhero@social.quodverum.com
2021-01-09T12:13:10Z
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@emilis Hopefully it is brand new. I have heard a lot of stories about sketchy manufacturers who buy used mattresses, gut em, and then reupholster them for cheap resale. With millions of dust mites, bed bugs, dried piss, dried shit, and dried cum still underneath the surface.
(DIR) Post #A33oyzFDjvf6dtw5wW by icedquinn@blob.cat
2021-01-09T12:14:27.977019Z
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@asuperhero @emilis … well at least the cum is dry at the point of sale.
(DIR) Post #A33ozKDrkA3XhmSoFM by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:14:31.679281Z
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@asuperhero This one is temporary anyway. I hope it doesn’t have mites regardless. But this is just to pull me through until my paycheck comes. Then I’m getting a proper double from a reputable shop.
(DIR) Post #A33p22YvrOjJnlc0PI by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:15:00.355136Z
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@icedquinn instant pot?
(DIR) Post #A33p2ypbDaWaWFr8RE by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:15:11.878223Z
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@icedquinn @asuperhero depends on whose cum we talkin
(DIR) Post #A33p9GOSpoYAj29yHw by icedquinn@blob.cat
2021-01-09T12:16:19.318464Z
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@emilis @asuperhero If you get a mattress salesman selling wet piss, shit and cum you know that guy's a fuckin' noob.
(DIR) Post #A33p9grmPRRspU4kam by asuperhero@social.quodverum.com
2021-01-09T12:15:48Z
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@emilis @icedquinn John Stamos.
(DIR) Post #A33p9hl55pgVazwun2 by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:16:23.933743Z
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@asuperhero @icedquinn not interested
(DIR) Post #A33pFiTxJacFZto0Nk by asuperhero@social.quodverum.com
2021-01-09T12:17:06Z
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@emilis @icedquinn Too bad, you've already bought it. Now you have to sleep on it in your full house.
(DIR) Post #A33pFjpGJrFlkGmXEO by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:17:29.711901Z
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@asuperhero @icedquinn floor gangWe got a floor
(DIR) Post #A33pX3tIyEdgtovvdo by icedquinn@blob.cat
2021-01-09T12:20:37.896199Z
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@asuperhero @emilis this reminds me of a terrible story from reddit :blobcatread: the man was cheating on his wife and decided the best way to cover up this infidelity on short notice was:blobfoxdrakedislike: doing the bedding:blobfoxdrakelike: shitting on top of his sheets and rolling around in itit was titled "i had to shit the bed to cover up my infidelity."this thread was full of people going wtf why you not just clean the sheets:blobcatphoto: well you see she'd have known i was cheating then.:blobfoxwhaaaat: women don't assume men are cheating on them because they do the house chores:blobcatshrug: had to shit. i'm such a bumpkin i never clean so she'd know something was up. also there was glitter so i had to roll around in it.
(DIR) Post #A33peV3sLk0rC6QNcW by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:21:58.656144Z
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@icedquinn @asuperhero alternatively: just don’t cheatI’m some kind of genius
(DIR) Post #A33phG0alxzXNRCfk8 by icedquinn@blob.cat
2021-01-09T12:22:28.109420Z
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@emilis @asuperhero yes but, sex. :blobcatdunno:
(DIR) Post #A33phSZ45chGJpQN8q by asuperhero@social.quodverum.com
2021-01-09T12:20:42Z
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@emilis @icedquinn They have mattress protectors which puts a sealed barrier around the whole mattress. Preventing any liquids, or materials from seeping through. Could work as a reverse way to keep any potential nasties hidden inside from seeping up onto your bum too.
(DIR) Post #A33phTI5OEi2ZSUKJc by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:22:30.728231Z
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@asuperhero @icedquinn yeah gunna get one later today, gotta wait for my package from work to arrive first tho
(DIR) Post #A33pjfaucGZrJELHXc by emilis@cdrom.tokyo
2021-01-09T12:22:54.796900Z
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@icedquinn @asuperhero true, sex is p dope
(DIR) Post #A33psffTiBme8ylo80 by asuperhero@social.quodverum.com
2021-01-09T12:23:20Z
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@icedquinn @emilis One of my friends had their engagment broken off because she cheated on her fiance. He figured it out, because she was cleaning all of the bed sheets and linens when apparently that was always his job to do. So he knew something was immediately up and that something nasty happened on their bed. Too bad she didn't shit the bed too. She might have gotten away with it then...
(DIR) Post #A33ptn5PcGWjROQzdA by icedquinn@blob.cat
2021-01-09T12:24:44.341010Z
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@asuperhero @emilis :blobcatverifiedfake: i did something nice:blobcatthonking: this is possibly a sign that one's life choices are suboptimal.
(DIR) Post #A33qMgsxkXLMbiOM1A by asuperhero@social.quodverum.com
2021-01-09T12:25:42Z
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@emilis @icedquinn I agree. Just don't cheat. Saves a lot of complications in relationships. I've been cheated on before. It truly sucked. Swore that I would never cheat on anyone after that and I never did.