Post A2AfvFYOlEUF02e8oa by AskChip@mastodon.technology
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(DIR) Post #A2AfVoG76bpp6exls8 by shebang@pleroma.freespeech.host
2020-12-13T21:39:13.701504Z
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SoThose gold fish crackers.Tasty little things, but.. it says “Baked with real cheese!”Ok fine, but isn’t that only making the claim that real cheese was in the same oven and not necessarily part of the actual cracker?Like you could flavour it entirely with artificial cheese, then toss in a cube of cheddar and its “baked with real cheese.”
(DIR) Post #A2AfvFYOlEUF02e8oa by AskChip@mastodon.technology
2020-12-13T21:42:41Z
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@shebang Sure, it's real. They take a pound block of cheddar, turn it into dried powder, dilute it with other waste milk products and sprinkle it lightly over the crackers just before baking. Over about 50 pounds of crackers to one pound of cheeses based on how much it tastes like cheese.
(DIR) Post #A2AfvGpo000MyJnYaO by shebang@pleroma.freespeech.host
2020-12-13T21:43:48.771177Z
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@AskChip But to meet the requirement of “baked with real cheese” it doesn’t have to be real lolJesus I really should have gone more into business rather than technical stuff. I’d have been great at it.
(DIR) Post #A2AgKxxKoNYnwyZYzA by AskChip@mastodon.technology
2020-12-13T21:45:14Z
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@shebang Business logic says you can't waste the cheese. Business logic also requires as little cheese as possible and still have the "real" logo.
(DIR) Post #A2AgKyAo0IKscksJyy by shebang@pleroma.freespeech.host
2020-12-13T21:48:28.510189Z
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@AskChip That’s exactly the spirit!
(DIR) Post #A2Ah3ejJ8notLuJzKi by raintrees@noagendasocial.com
2020-12-13T21:56:31Z
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@shebang "Baked next to real cheese!"There, I fixed it for you :)*truthinadvertising*