Post A1IZS8pzzaMLvNkm0W by haitch@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #A1E2yMnNYitTMQRkxs by Gina@fosstodon.org
       2020-11-15T14:53:53Z
       
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       If humanity can invent pizza flavored candles then surely we can invent flavor tv?!
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E32PkCXOUXfFtGMK by adidal@cdstm.ch
       2020-11-15T14:54:51Z
       
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       @GinaMmmhhhh old plastic smell
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E36Dm8ykGxhcc99U by Gina@fosstodon.org
       2020-11-15T14:55:03Z
       
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       This toot was brought to you by Gina's Bananabread.
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E3BkIZUDQE1EPsB6 by sexybiggetje@mastodon.social
       2020-11-15T14:56:25Z
       
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       @GinaMore important; where do I get those candles?
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E3CeDXa6fjRqUe6y by sean@social.deadsuperhero.com
       2020-11-15T14:56:41.322157Z
       
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       @Gina I feel like this would be a great way to fry people's taste buds.Like, they'd be so into tasting whatever's on TV that they might avoid actually eating, because nothing tastes as good.
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E3GMvnnCjsziyF28 by basil@sarcasm.stream
       2020-11-15T14:57:21Z
       
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       @adidal @Gina reminds me of smell-o-vision
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E3QF0a6YCZJluhRw by Steinar@snabelen.no
       2020-11-15T14:59:00Z
       
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       @Gina I don't want either smell or flavor broadcast. Schindler's List or The Killing Fields with smell? 🤢
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E40lF3jr0niI6EL2 by GoatsLive@mastodon.social
       2020-11-15T15:05:37Z
       
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       @Gina There have been commercials and I think one show here in the States where you would pick up your "scratch and sniff" card to follow along.
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E4Aoau85f50S6yNk by Tay0@fosstodon.org
       2020-11-15T15:07:28Z
       
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       @Gina If I had pizza flavored candles, I'd be hungry for pizza all of the time. Actually, I'm always hungry for pizza, even when I'm full of pizza. Bring on the pizza flavored candles!
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E4QER2Kto5UgqajA by nvsr@best-friends.chat
       2020-11-15T15:10:13Z
       
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       @Gina why are you eating candles though?
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E4eEST2yhZcUBzSy by FiXato@mastodon.social
       2020-11-15T15:12:46Z
       
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       @Gina like in a Sjors & Sjimmie comic I can vaguely remember, you'd probably quickly get bored of it, especially when producers inevitably go overboard with it.Also, imagine getting stuck with a smell you can't stand? Now you need to interrupt your couch potato watching to air our your room. Or worse, it malfunctioning?
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E56knAQLm40fTUBs by Gina@fosstodon.org
       2020-11-15T15:17:52Z
       
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       @FiXato I'd like to think you would be able to activate it by choice. And preferably during cooking shows 😅
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E5Duf2895Ke15G9g by FiXato@mastodon.social
       2020-11-15T15:19:11Z
       
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       @Gina I'd rather have an instant-delivery button of the end result ;)(And you really think manufacturers would give us a choice? Oh you sweet innocent child xD)
       
 (DIR) Post #A1E7DMzDWz6S75OSG0 by fnord@fosstodon.org
       2020-11-15T15:41:33Z
       
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       @Gina What's the recipe? I wouldn't ask except your bananabread seems to be into dystopian literature (i.e. The Feelies in Brave New World) or early science fiction (I could swear Henry Kuttner wrote a story like that... but probably not the story with the bunnies who wanted to conquer the world :ac_happy: )
       
 (DIR) Post #A1EAIiH86fDbRy0lfs by cappuMUC@troet.cafe
       2020-11-15T16:16:02Z
       
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       @GinaThere's only banana in it, right? 😜
       
 (DIR) Post #A1EKcAhVe1HMebGe2K by aramloosman@tooting.ch
       2020-11-15T18:11:40Z
       
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       @Gina I would imagine it would turn out something like printer with various "base" smells in cartridges which are ridiculously expensive and have a tendency to clog up. Those are then mixed to create any smell...
       
 (DIR) Post #A1EPsFoGusHAu4v0ts by Gina@fosstodon.org
       2020-11-15T19:10:22Z
       
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       @aramloosman yeah exactly this!
       
 (DIR) Post #A1FMobYa0xeYUI6hF2 by aramloosman@tooting.ch
       2020-11-16T06:11:00Z
       
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       @Gina Oh, and of course "I'm sorry, this movie is currently not available; please replace the «gunpowder» and «rotten-egg» cartridges."
       
 (DIR) Post #A1IZS8pzzaMLvNkm0W by haitch@mastodon.social
       2020-11-17T19:16:45Z
       
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       @Gina Pretty close.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISmell
       
 (DIR) Post #A1Icew0nI1IHlyavTM by Gina@fosstodon.org
       2020-11-17T19:52:40Z
       
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       @haitch In 2006, the iSmell was named one of the "25 Worst Tech Products of All Time" 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #A1Icr7qJ826jwNVE5Q by haitch@mastodon.social
       2020-11-17T19:54:53Z
       
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       @Gina Around the time of Y2K they had come up with the concept of "Snortals" (web portals with scents). I'm not making this up!
       
 (DIR) Post #A1lAGJsZDUnEfaxdjs by murtezayesil@fosstodon.org
       2020-12-01T14:21:10Z
       
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       Wait... There are edible candles ?@Gina
       
 (DIR) Post #A1lAUZliw6Zo0MYeno by logrus1@fosstodon.org
       2020-12-01T14:23:48Z
       
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       @murtezayesil @Gina every candle is edible if you try hard and believe in yourself.