Post A0JvqaP3Gc5nkUtPtY by hj@shigusegubu.club
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 (DIR) Post #A0JvlmQr7ET9bnReKm by izaya@social.shadowkat.net
       2020-10-19T13:09:27.722723Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #A0JvqaP3Gc5nkUtPtY by hj@shigusegubu.club
       2020-10-19T13:10:27.776027Z
       
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       @izaya end my life
       
 (DIR) Post #A0JvttYiVCdC1pzWvA by izaya@social.shadowkat.net
       2020-10-19T13:10:54.851369Z
       
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       @hj don't worry it's a jokeshh though google might hear us
       
 (DIR) Post #A0JvwHA1iqovo7Ztz6 by hj@shigusegubu.club
       2020-10-19T13:11:27.795443Z
       
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       @izaya i know, obviously, but it still hurts
       
 (DIR) Post #A0JwBR7Mz5E725Z3Lc by izaya@social.shadowkat.net
       2020-10-19T13:14:09.625399Z
       
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       @hj oh good, you're finally awake, come on you're going to miss Sun's presentation about the new ultrasparc chips
       
 (DIR) Post #A0JwHv4mVs19gTRf7o by quad@weeaboo.space
       2020-10-19T13:15:22.223824Z
       
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       @izaya What i hate most is that this probably won't be a joke for long.It would not surprise me in the slightest if within 5 years, stuff like mobile SoCs start including some kind of "web accelerator" part on the chip. Whether it's to run webassembly or something else.
       
 (DIR) Post #A0JwIx5MWmVgCoD1uq by hj@shigusegubu.club
       2020-10-19T13:15:34.955864Z
       
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       @izaya i was trying to cross the borderworld with you and that guard over there but caught in imperial ambush :todd:
       
 (DIR) Post #A0JwPwe4YwYWrqmMdM by cell@shitposter.club
       2020-10-19T13:16:48.366193Z
       
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       @quad @izaya we could have stuck to the right and all would be well
       
 (DIR) Post #A0JwglRjSBPv3c1jhg by izaya@social.shadowkat.net
       2020-10-19T13:19:52.424469Z
       
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       @quad stuff like this reminds me that we truly live in the clown timelinePhones already have "AI accelerators" in them and that's even meme-ier technology than hardware for document layouts.
       
 (DIR) Post #A0K0DVVY26lx2m7HWq by clacke@libranet.de
       2020-10-19T13:33:57Z
       
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       @quad @izaya I'm surprised we don't have both JS and WAsm accelerator support in CPUs already. Java-accelerated CPUs didn't take very long to appear in the 90s.
       
 (DIR) Post #A0K0DVrsh4dYA2Z7L6 by quad@weeaboo.space
       2020-10-19T13:59:23.352962Z
       
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       @clacke @izaya Probably because Oracle invested in and developed those things.Companies using Javascript are probably using Javascript because they're not smart enough to use real programming or native hardware 😂​😂​😂​😂​😂​
       
 (DIR) Post #A0L4lFn1ZaG77Db89g by minus@cmpwn.com
       2020-10-19T19:54:39Z
       
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       @quad @izaya Well, there's this in ARM: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/50966676/why-do-arm-chips-have-an-instruction-with-javascript-in-the-name-fjcvtzs