Post 9xrrSUT2qRPDqaebXk by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
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(DIR) Post #9xpktvIc6Zqit6zMjg by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-06T04:02:16.472642Z
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Choose your wife.
(DIR) Post #9xplDDmlb6bxiyIKmW by wishgranter14@shitposter.club
2020-08-06T04:05:46.122235Z
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Elf, but succubus would be my second choice.@Ricotta
(DIR) Post #9xpu1fHgQoeP7eJu3U by aa1874@iddqd.social
2020-08-06T05:42:33.771187Z
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@Ricotta the alien invaders in my collaborative scifi setting are elven looking and natsoc, yet they have advanced tech
(DIR) Post #9xpu1gLySLg2RFKqNk by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-06T05:44:30.650746Z
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@aa1874 Why do you imply that NatSoc and advanced tech are mutually exclusive? The reality is that they go hand in hand. The NSDAP shit all over the technological development of every other nation on Earth, and after they had been destroyed their scientists were greatly coveted by the victors.
(DIR) Post #9xpwAMoQg8BSLbuin2 by aa1874@iddqd.social
2020-08-06T06:03:18.570270Z
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@Ricotta ahhh thanks for reminding.i was thinking of the elven nature of these people, elves are often depicted as low tech people right?
(DIR) Post #9xpwANNAaxyO5MASwK by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-06T06:08:30.284772Z
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@aa1874 No. Elves are depicted as highly advanced in both craftsmanship and magic to the point where the efforts of humans look like niggers banging rocks together in a cave by comparison.The primary disadvantage of elves in almost every setting is that they're incredibly conservative, isolationist, slow to reproduce, and slow to take action compared to the shorter lived races due to their long lives and thus vastly different perspective on time.
(DIR) Post #9xpxQdsT69yxrU7yLo by aa1874@iddqd.social
2020-08-06T06:21:13.136810Z
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@Ricotta perhaps we can talk over matrix/element/riot more about this? I'd like to talk about elves over DM
(DIR) Post #9xpxQexp3jrLENdlKq by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-06T06:22:39.047489Z
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@aa1874 I've got to go to bed very soon, like I should have done hours ago. Perhaps tomorrow.Meanwhile, I believe that @CreamSeparatist can elaborate on elves when he gets up.
(DIR) Post #9xpypGCKNMczc8ieqe by CreamSeparatist@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-06T06:38:18.068404Z
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@Ricotta @aa1874 Riot really needs custom emojis. I'll never be able to get my discord alphabet boys to switch without emojis and :markup: White Elves are the spiritually ascended man of Norse culture, beings of nobility and honor halfway between Midgard and Asgardr.While Black Elves are men who have fallen into depravity, and are halfway between Midgard and Hel.It's worth noting that Asgardr and Hel might not be 'worlds' like the worlds of the Ettins which are literally materialistic alien worlds full of monstrous creatures (I.E. Aliums). Asgardr and Hel, and the two worlds of the Elves, are specifically noted to be spiritual realms with transport between them by means of a doorway or column of light (rainbows) or gateway rather than conventional travel.
(DIR) Post #9xpz0LDq2H2WNli45A by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-06T06:40:18.588880Z
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@CreamSeparatist @aa1874 He wants to know about elves as depicted in fantasy settings, not elves as depicted in Norse mythology.
(DIR) Post #9xpzCcJUJijQrfCp2e by CreamSeparatist@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-06T06:42:30.881094Z
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@Ricotta @aa1874 IDGAF, elves are elves. Tolkien elves are nordic elves that literally gave up on the world of man and left the world by means of mystical boats into a spiritual beyond.All other elves can go get fucked by orcs because they're just perverse attempts to defile the nobility and purity of elves with the brown horde's desire for whiteness.
(DIR) Post #9xqwRQdTuWOmHpt9pg by aa1874@iddqd.social
2020-08-06T16:50:43.357164Z
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@Ricotta ru free to chat rn?
(DIR) Post #9xqwRQoTFfBmpv1vxg by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-06T17:46:17.823926Z
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@aa1874 No.
(DIR) Post #9xrodP8qgcOqeWihVo by xR4yd@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T03:47:39.902198Z
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@Ricotta How u gonna fuck a mermaid tho?
(DIR) Post #9xrodPjMUrbgTlnrQO by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-07T03:53:31.961034Z
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@xR4yd With your penis, obviously.
(DIR) Post #9xrowRTYEW5xORTtbc by xR4yd@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T03:54:26.186559Z
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@Ricotta Where's the hole tho?
(DIR) Post #9xrowSBVb5Fzam307c by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-07T03:56:58.551772Z
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@xR4yd Have you never touched a fish?
(DIR) Post #9xrpJvPf5q76u0rLge by xR4yd@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T03:59:35.561464Z
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@Ricotta That doesn't sound very pleasurable...
(DIR) Post #9xrpJvt5KReKNGcqY4 by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-07T04:01:13.235533Z
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@xR4yd If it isn't, then why would sharks have two penises?
(DIR) Post #9xrq2Im7atfw6JWd84 by Meeper@blob.cat
2020-08-07T04:09:14.341628Z
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@Ricotta I don’t see an option for human
(DIR) Post #9xrqGeECd5MkgqV6p6 by march@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T04:11:49.872903Z
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@Ricotta @aa1874 just because natsocs were technologically advanced doesn't mean that they cause it. Maybe it's just a german thing.
(DIR) Post #9xrqP9OMe9d1eyJAKO by Elfie@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T04:13:22.003736Z
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@Ricotta No love for centaurs :02_super_blush: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1s0t4
(DIR) Post #9xrqWLDp3sCYNQo2oi by nil@anime.website
2020-08-07T04:14:40.172557Z
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@Ricotta Depends, which one's flat?
(DIR) Post #9xrqs3ajIAIK4FsLOS by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-07T04:18:33.809478Z
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@nil Harpies.
(DIR) Post #9xrqvvbOwBR4Rq2GlE by nil@anime.website
2020-08-07T04:19:17.521439Z
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@Ricotta Then I'm going with that one.
(DIR) Post #9xrr3oRNRqyMYM6fWi by Lumeinshin@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T04:20:42.862686Z
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@Ricotta the severe lack of vampire votes reveals the plebeian tastes of the fediverse
(DIR) Post #9xrr4d1xM7wRSHbaU4 by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-07T04:20:52.058832Z
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@nil
(DIR) Post #9xrr8Rnz28aNnZtH6m by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-07T04:21:33.332082Z
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@Lumeinshin The mistake I made was including elves.
(DIR) Post #9xrrCZ6ZpnyXb5YDzc by abloo@fedi.absturztau.be
2020-08-07T04:22:17.491637Z
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@Ricotta @Lumeinshin Tbh I'm suprised so many people voted for dwarfs
(DIR) Post #9xrrNWYjdkwut2wneS by Lumeinshin@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T04:24:16.576370Z
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@abloo @Ricotta dwarves are up there on the wife-meter but they're very hit or miss depending on what kind you're thinking of
(DIR) Post #9xrrSUT2qRPDqaebXk by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-07T04:25:10.700842Z
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@Lumeinshin @abloo Most Japanese works depict female dwarves as eternal lolis that are very strong.
(DIR) Post #9xrriHrLUNY5NSYKq8 by abloo@fedi.absturztau.be
2020-08-07T04:28:02.065947Z
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@Lumeinshin @Ricotta > Depending on what kind you're thinking ofHave you heard of our lord and savior HolisticDetective?
(DIR) Post #9xrroIQeHip8sfvmVs by spaceman@wurm.host
2020-08-07T04:29:07.280002Z
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@Ricotta Harpy under-rated brood mother wife. Too much love for knife-ears.
(DIR) Post #9xrrvxJIgeBNhR97VQ by Lumeinshin@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T04:30:30.291615Z
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@abloo @Ricotta noope
(DIR) Post #9xrrvzHFNFjDneCVaC by apropos@freespeechextremist.com
2020-08-07T04:30:30.945715Z
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@Ricotta @Lumeinshin @abloo Species Domain dwarves have thick body hair and massive beards. But naturally a tragic depilatory accident results in a high-schooler that just looks like an elementary student.Meanwhile Nonbiri Nouka dwarves are so mature-looking that a dwarf said that he had no interest in screwing normal-looking adult women because pic related.This is always the case with fantasy but the weirdest divergence is cute half-goblin girls.donovan.png
(DIR) Post #9xrsKNIbiFDjFiSwca by apropos@freespeechextremist.com
2020-08-07T04:34:55.386546Z
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@spaceman @Ricotta eh harpies only come in two variations1. loli2. cronehow's any other variation going to fly? You might want to consult your local library's leather-bound copy of Creature Girls: A Hands-on Field Journal in Another World
(DIR) Post #9xrsQq6PXGjQK0qMme by abloo@fedi.absturztau.be
2020-08-07T04:36:05.112283Z
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@Lumeinshin @Ricotta Well you sure are missing out on a great story.It's worth the several hours it takes to listen to the whole story. If you decide to listen to it, I'd watch the first episode of "Let's Read Boatmurdered" before starting Headshoots. (The intro to Boatmurdered starts by explaining the very basics of dwarf fortress while Headshoots starts with a backstory)
(DIR) Post #9xrsfzNDLf6tQ2vXqC by spaceman@wurm.host
2020-08-07T04:38:49.186839Z
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@apropos @Ricotta I actually asked the missus which she thought would be her, and she picked harpy -- heh -- but then switched to centaur. The real issue is that harpies nag. But if you've got thick enough skin to deal with their pecking they're wonderfully territorial.
(DIR) Post #9xruNdC1HC3DK645lA by Ricotta@yggdrasil.social
2020-08-07T04:57:53.408625Z
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@apropos @Lumeinshin @abloo Outbreak Company has the best depiction of dwarves outside of Boukensha License wo Hakudatsu sareta Ossan dakedo
(DIR) Post #9xruXjmrc7Tsfe7M6C by apropos@freespeechextremist.com
2020-08-07T04:59:44.864370Z
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@Ricotta @Lumeinshin @abloo .. I had trouble with that one because it promoted Democracy. Guess I'll give it another look.
(DIR) Post #9xrwZ2gn1PpHUa1hjs by Elfie@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T05:22:22.292290Z
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@RicottaMmh Eternal loli looking dwarves... :02_super_blush: Let's extend that for other races @apropos @Lumeinshin @ablooHusky_1596777860579_RNJV6TXVG8.pngHusky_1596777865721_ULZPCJ5HJ8.png
(DIR) Post #9xsYceABwkH2qLvOu8 by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T12:28:47.552792Z
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@Ricotta @nilHusky_1596803197502_X9SXXXY19J.webm
(DIR) Post #9xsa29cSEPJzazs4dU by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T12:44:32.310883Z
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@Elfie @Ricotta @Lumeinshin @abloo @apropos #lewd #loli #elfpostingHusky_1596803624803_NGERBGN8YE.gifHusky_1596803629893_NOOONWWHSU.gifHusky_1596803644326_CB554374XD.gifHusky_1596803647569_FL8QXUMY3E.gifHusky_1596803982709_W9YEE2DBHS.gifHusky_1596803997506_7JHITV9INQ.gifHusky_1596804012725_BKH3D67OVK.gifHusky_1596804039985_SCIWAP55B6.gifHusky_1596804055406_03893Y2D17.gifHusky_1596804064947_Y9FJ62GH14.gifHusky_1596804071523_ZDR02LOPUW.gifHusky_1596804076213_FOF0ZCMALN.gif
(DIR) Post #9xsbWWNEIN1goDnHVo by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-07T13:01:02.245005Z
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@Elfie @Ricotta @Lumeinshin @abloo @apropos #lewd #loli #elfpostingHusky_1596804783410_D33KD4W1KM.gifHusky_1596804787813_65KLIKTQ2R.gifHusky_1596804792044_XGHWQWBXUE.gifHusky_1596804796695_ZM23E7UEEV.gifHusky_1596804815912_HEWGZEDS4T.gifHusky_1596804821758_D9TCWG9ST6.gifHusky_1596804825560_RT05HGEPM8.gifHusky_1596804829304_J2GYTXDZ5O.gifHusky_1596804957597_VOFJHJLH3Z.gifHusky_1596804961146_H51ZH26DRV.gifHusky_1596804964218_13HNK3Q923.gifHusky_1596804967158_6SLG97J6B2.gifHusky_1596804969877_51JW0KR6F7.gif
(DIR) Post #9xw5uf1jM2QYhC2oQS by se7en@freespeechextremist.com
2020-08-09T05:25:59.490461Z
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@Ricotta >People actually voted for Harpy>13% of people so farWTF is this shit.
(DIR) Post #9xw6HiOqyp0hoiqxMW by rok0@shitposter.club
2020-08-09T05:30:08.801761Z
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@Ricotta at least two people have chosen minotaur as of 05:29 GMT today.
(DIR) Post #9yBvxkDM6LjpyfsWrA by andreas@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-16T20:49:52.438965Z
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@CreamSeparatist @Ricotta @aa1874 Black Elves are merely dwarves and dwarfs are a gestalt of death worms that feast on the corpses of giants
(DIR) Post #9yC1uzpsAIAVHYy2jo by CreamSeparatist@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-16T21:56:35.860961Z
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I base my cosmology on (((Snorri)))'s nine worlds, which makes black elves logically similar to demons.Snorri almost certainly did this intentionally to make the Norse cosmology more in line with hebrew cosmology but I happen to like the elegance of it.@andreas @Ricotta @aa1874Nine_Worlds_of_Norse_Religion.jpg
(DIR) Post #9yC2RktejEymVRMF6m by andreas@neckbeard.xyz
2020-08-16T22:02:31.016382Z
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@CreamSeparatist @Ricotta @aa1874 At least the likes of Snorri does not have repressed judeo-christian psycho-sexual fantasies that magic somehow comes from sucking off hanged dead dudes. He who shall not be named is a fucking retard of the modern age.