Post 9vxMAPmpJ8GVIsEFxA by hackerjunkie@quey.org
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(DIR) Post #9vxGr1kDyHmxSvwoc4 by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:19:05.473762Z
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When you microwave for 2 minutes do you press the 30 second button 4 times, or the 2, 0, 0 buttons?
(DIR) Post #9vxGvIQtrmn0Njwcme by lain@lain.com
2020-06-10T23:19:51.570365Z
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@alex calling you out for your American microwave privilege that has buttons instead of a dial
(DIR) Post #9vxH22niNtPJvXpkNU by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:21:03.126868Z
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@lain Oh wow, I never heard of dials before. Some kind of German engineering?
(DIR) Post #9vxH3bOvEAD9WjyohU by PFreak@social.panthermodern.net
2020-06-10T23:20:10Z
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@alex just press 2 once.
(DIR) Post #9vxH4lSzI0FD2CR528 by lain@lain.com
2020-06-10T23:21:33.982923Z
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@alex actually I haven't had a microwave for a decade...
(DIR) Post #9vxHGcmDQLLhYg5JY0 by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:23:43.082887Z
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@lain Damn, I live from the microwave. You're a legit cook, though. I imagine your love of code carries into recipes.
(DIR) Post #9vxHQbdQWX7MufjXHs by issdeinschnitzel@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:25:03.137437Z
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@lain @alex https://www.mikrowelle.com/severin/mw-7849/
(DIR) Post #9vxHRXvVnS2xhYdnWq by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2020-06-10T23:25:40.694167Z
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@lain @alex The one that I inherited has a dial but it's basically useless unless it's in a special mode.I love it's broken UX.
(DIR) Post #9vxHUccenHSB8OHw9o by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:26:13.975637Z
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@issdeinschnitzel @lain I know just enough German not to click that button 😂
(DIR) Post #9vxHbC9hb0id4jsZfc by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:27:25.557994Z
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@lanodan @lain Funny to think about microwaves from a UX standpoint. I wish the backend were written in Elixir.
(DIR) Post #9vxHeM9St2zMwlH9Vo by issdeinschnitzel@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:27:50.758236Z
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@alex @lain https://www.mikrowelle.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbnails/severin-mw-7849-275-496x496.jpg
(DIR) Post #9vxHjAW7ZUB6JKASCO by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:28:51.215007Z
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@issdeinschnitzel @lain I'm guessing the dial is a timer. We have toaster ovens like that, but I don't think I've ever seen a microwave without buttons.
(DIR) Post #9vxHkfyM6f1Q9p5ocS by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2020-06-10T23:29:07.392311Z
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@alex @lain Please do not computer too much the appliances, I sometimes have to hard reboot my washing machine before using it.
(DIR) Post #9vxHnhdcN28kBwpuOe by hj@shigusegubu.club
2020-06-10T23:29:41.260859Z
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@alex @lain microwave with dials is the best microwave. If it has buttons or """"""""""cooking programs""""""""""" it's just bunch of actual pure bloat that literally nobody I know uses. It only makes it harder to service because of electronics microwave by itself if pretty god damn simple device, even fridge is more complicated than that. One reason microwaves have elecctronics nowadays is just to compete and artificially make market diverse - look - that brand can cook lasaga, but this brand has soft touch buttons. Even electric kettle with electronics gives more convenience than that, or cofe maker.Husky_1591831398650_QODMOXMQAS.…
(DIR) Post #9vxHzJpYiBVFpTxbyC by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-10T23:31:42.881498Z
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@hj @lain That's actually a great point! So much is wasted with buttons. The proof being that I press the 30 second button 4 times... less is more.
(DIR) Post #9vxHzjauvFEvjbJHl2 by featherFag@gameliberty.club
2020-06-10T23:30:46Z
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@alex ive had microwaves where if you dont press cook time first it just goes for X minutes of the number you press, so just pressing 2 will cook for 2 minutes.
(DIR) Post #9vxI3EoZIq65QmMkfA by niggaflamebuttholeaids@husk.site
2020-06-10T23:31:47.689659Z
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@featherFag @alex I think most new ones do this? I personally haven't had one in a while though.
(DIR) Post #9vxIfVNg9raDoZ2Hho by featherFag@gameliberty.club
2020-06-10T23:32:41Z
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@niggaflamebuttholeaids @alex I use a toaster oven, this isnt the 3rd world.
(DIR) Post #9vxIsZrSoMhDTVCVaS by Ox@dickkickextremist.xyz
2020-06-10T23:41:46.969087Z
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@alex @lain my nan has a microwave with dials. it must be decades old. still works tho
(DIR) Post #9vxJbz6LoeECmqoe6y by hj@shigusegubu.club
2020-06-10T23:49:58.073438Z
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@alex @lain they bought my grandma a microwave that.... SAVES ELECTRICITY by going into... ""standby mode"" which means it......... won't display time and also react to other buttons except "exit standby mode"... To use the microwave, you first have to press "exit standby mode" and then +30 button several times.2-dial microwave consumes literally ZERO power when not in use or when the door is open.2-dial microwave consists of basically these components:1. Lamp2. Magnetron that generates the microwaves3. Motor that rotates the plate4. Rheostat (potentiometer) to adjust power5. Electromechanical timer for duration5.1. Bell that goes off when it's done, might as well be part of the timer itself6. breaker switch to turn it off when door is openedThe only advantages of electronic microwave:- might have wiring to keep the lamp on when door is open but then again mechanical one can also do this but they usually don't- might have clock function, rarely a timer to start cooking at given time which is kinda useless since you don't want to keep food out of fridge more than you should- precision, but let's face it, only 5-star chefs care about precision and they don't freaking use microwaves.- less physically moving parts (no rheostat, no timer, no bell, spring in timer won't go bad) but given that it's all off-the-shelves parts (except magnetron which is the heart of a microwave) while electronics is unique to a brand-model, it's kinda dubious tradeoff.
(DIR) Post #9vxKPp0VcVZxxXqc0O by 11235@liberdon.com
2020-06-10T23:58:59Z
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@alex depends on the microwave, if I'm familiar with it, because I A B that. But at work there are too many rando brands door me to remember what does what, so I hit 30 x4
(DIR) Post #9vxLkjoCF9QFs6cs40 by JoshuaRystedt@rcsocial.net
2020-06-10T23:46:32Z
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@alex you made me realize that my go to method is inefficient - you should review my code 🤣
(DIR) Post #9vxLnEtBeqVqqT9XrU by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-11T00:14:25.818585Z
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@JoshuaRystedt Haha don't worry, it's my method too! I think it's actually more efficient because it uses less brain energy.
(DIR) Post #9vxM1R2VHQqUaCHPYe by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-11T00:16:58.793788Z
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@hj @lain Real advantage of the electronic microwave:
(DIR) Post #9vxM8o5pxu3O6sM1hY by niggaflamebuttholeaids@husk.site
2020-06-11T00:18:19.981514Z
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@alex @hj @lain It always burns and every bag says *not* to use the popcorn button!
(DIR) Post #9vxM9iXQ6XOLAdgqTA by hackerjunkie@quey.org
2020-06-11T00:16:58Z
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@alex I just use the slider until it says 2:05, because those 5 seconds make it a bit warmer and I like that.
(DIR) Post #9vxMAPmpJ8GVIsEFxA by hackerjunkie@quey.org
2020-06-11T00:18:13Z
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@alex Only when it hasn't crashed, because our microwave has way to much software for it's processor (yes it has a internal computer, no it's not a IoS (Internet of Shit) device)
(DIR) Post #9vxMFWNGF5AfBNhocC by hj@shigusegubu.club
2020-06-11T00:19:26.268853Z
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@alex @lain microwave: [has a popcorn button]popcorn instructions: never leave popcorn in microwave unattended, turn it off when it's been 3 seconds since last popme: [looks at microwave]me: i don't trust you, you probably don't even fucking have microphone to detect pops, you probably do it by timer.also me: no i don't talk to microwaves.
(DIR) Post #9vxMMmfE4kvJjPZW5o by hj@shigusegubu.club
2020-06-11T00:20:50.385591Z
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@niggaflamebuttholeaids @alex @lain none of the buttons except setting time or weight or power ever works on those. I really don't know what they are geared for, maybe popcorn button on samsung microwave cooks perfer samsung-branded popcorn with galaxy note flavour?
(DIR) Post #9vxMUIs6j67HeJBNrs by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-11T00:22:12.700472Z
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@hj @niggaflamebuttholeaids @lain The popcorn button on my microwave works really well. It has an auto-cooking sensor and stops after the bag stop popping.
(DIR) Post #9vxMXeuRFPZSrlsBNY by niggaflamebuttholeaids@husk.site
2020-06-11T00:22:49.486456Z
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@hj @alex @lain I hacked my microwave to run Pleroma. I just DM the 10grans bot a number and that's the time in seconds it warms.
(DIR) Post #9vxMiLGIdWPH7HBzMW by hj@shigusegubu.club
2020-06-11T00:24:44.150390Z
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@alex @lain @niggaflamebuttholeaids well maybe you have overpriced KitchenAid microwave, or just got lucky. Last time i tried that i learned to never used it again.KitchenAid? more like KitchenAIDS lmao gotem. Ok but don't get me started on SMEG that's fucking hilarious. Even more hilarious than "Handy boy" by STD.image.png
(DIR) Post #9vxNUoeIgA7i9uX5TE by feld@bikeshed.party
2020-06-11T00:33:30.254400Z
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@alex 1,2,0 start you monster. There aren't 200 seconds in two minutes
(DIR) Post #9vxNZxLtkRwobDNOZk by alex@gleasonator.com
2020-06-11T00:34:25.848735Z
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@feld stable/1,2,0
(DIR) Post #9vxPcIfZf4uzCXpDEm by DelishVeg@noagendasocial.com
2020-06-11T00:54:34Z
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@alex mine has a shortcut, just press 2 and it goes for 2:00
(DIR) Post #9vyWr130M891jDhzMW by JoshuaRystedt@rcsocial.net
2020-06-11T12:26:19Z
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@alex my wife just pointed out that both take four presses - 2, 0, 0, START
(DIR) Post #9vyghRYRwmjEaJUUiW by skypage@noagendasocial.com
2020-06-11T15:43:23Z
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@alexDepends on the microwave. Mine has a 1min button that works similarly, but can only add whole minutes