Post 9vgPKNaXevEftCsUTI by douglasfur@snaggletooth.life
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(DIR) Post #9rmAI3rOTEfWoeAmv2 by RobinHood@radical.town
2020-01-02T05:23:18Z
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Crabs are the pinnacle of evolution, all crustaceans aspire to be crabs
(DIR) Post #9rmAI5EpLb0X5c915E by RobinHood@radical.town
2020-01-02T05:24:08Z
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Crabs will not conquer the earth by force, they will do it by convergent evolution
(DIR) Post #9rmAI69XwiNTvWgJUW by RobinHood@radical.town
2020-01-02T05:24:56Z
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That’s the end goal of evolution, make everything crabs
(DIR) Post #9rmAI81oyPO1k95AjA by RobinHood@radical.town
2020-01-02T05:27:03Z
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*Astronauts land on a beautiful alien world, every creature is obviously some kind of crab*“Fucking hell, AGAIN?!?”
(DIR) Post #9rmAI8sdo1daNxnM3c by RobinHood@radical.town
2020-01-02T05:28:36Z
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
(DIR) Post #9rmAIAM6JynSxcaOcC by RobinHood@radical.town
2020-02-06T21:56:23Z
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Many things that look like crabs are not crabs, but they’re trying really hard
(DIR) Post #9rmAIBUe5hE4UPajZY by RobinHood@radical.town
2020-02-06T21:57:56Z
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Just out here, vibin, slowly becoming more crablike
(DIR) Post #9rmAICHZ9oMEw8TnpA by RobinHood@radical.town
2020-02-06T22:07:28Z
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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
(DIR) Post #9vgI5CtmQCEgiGh7Y0 by xenophora@mastodon.art
2020-06-02T18:42:39Z
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@RobinHood https://mastodon.art/@xenophora/102180050773331088
(DIR) Post #9vgIff8otT7QjN72ky by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2020-06-02T18:49:19.538934Z
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@RobinHood "This is not a pipe"
(DIR) Post #9vgPKNaXevEftCsUTI by douglasfur@snaggletooth.life
2020-06-02T20:03:48Z
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@Ophillous in one of Lovecraft's stories, they speak of a "coleopterus race" to follow man