Post 9v2qMDizLKRSSfzwMS by justjohn@dobbs.town
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 (DIR) Post #9v2P0z9nc1KuRBBkQ4 by Lamprey_Systems@dobbs.town
       2020-05-14T12:19:34Z
       
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       Since nothing else has worked, I just bought the Covid virus a membership in the Church of the Subgenius.  I've noticed that once someone (or thing) becomes a card-carrying member, they tend to start slacking off ... futzing around with Dobbsheads and debating minute details of church philosophy... and then to lose focus on day-to-day things like infecting people.  But it may take more than one membership to subdue it, so we're gonna need some of you others to step up.http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/membership.htm
       
 (DIR) Post #9v2PIIT34NI9FbRltQ by onan@dobbs.town
       2020-05-14T12:55:05Z
       
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       @Lamprey_Systems Rev. Lamprey Systems offers a simple solution to a complex problem - throw money at “Bob” and see what happens! It’s worked for me for decades.  Who will be the first to follow Rev. LS’s example... dare anyone surpass it???
       
 (DIR) Post #9v2PfsGW8jxkw6pPKy by TheBoonieGhoul@dobbs.town
       2020-05-14T12:59:20Z
       
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       @onan @Lamprey_Systems  This is a lovely, no ( Dare I Say It?) pornographically attractive possibility. I'm certainly tempted . What say you all?
       
 (DIR) Post #9v2Q0gWkydRqc2LakK by onan@dobbs.town
       2020-05-14T13:03:06Z
       
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       @TheBoonieGhoul @Lamprey_Systems think of the most easily-set off person in a rival cult you know.  Buy a membership in the Church of the SubGenius for THEM. Tell them they are now a SubGenius whether they want to be or not.  FIREWORKS.The Mormons are baptizing all of humanity that has previously died so they become Mormons in heaven.  Go one better - buy memberships for only people you like who have already died! Make heaven AWESOME not just busy.http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/membership.htm
       
 (DIR) Post #9v2qMDizLKRSSfzwMS by justjohn@dobbs.town
       2020-05-14T17:58:18Z
       
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       @onan @TheBoonieGhoul @Lamprey_Systems By the way, I already bought memberships for Joseph Smith and Brigham Young.