Post 9saO2t2F08yLFhx8Zk by fred@foo.sx
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 (DIR) Post #9saE4ryqtVyF1Eft3o by nik@letsalllovela.in
       2020-03-02T02:53:18.325211Z
       
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       i hurt myself opening a ketchup bottlethis has to be because im recovering from the flu i cant be this weak
       
 (DIR) Post #9saEDWBTIoXy1ahX96 by djsumdog@hitchhiker.social
       2020-03-02T02:54:47Z
       
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       @nik I'd blame the ketchup. It's vicious
       
 (DIR) Post #9saO2t2F08yLFhx8Zk by fred@foo.sx
       2020-03-02T04:40:05Z
       
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       @nik pro tip, bang it upside down on the counter, once, hard. It'll either break the bottle (lolomgno) or loosen the lid so it's easy to unscrew.Works for larger jars in particular.