Post 9sV4qUhsl40TPA0YBE by moggers87@mastodon.xyz
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(DIR) Post #9sV414NQtNOYyXvChU by sean@social.deadsuperhero.com
2020-02-28T15:07:00.470061Z
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Heard this one at a bar last night.A guy takes a girl home. Things start heating up, and he decides to go down on her.Suddenly, he's licking her belly button."Uh, I think you missed," the girl says incredulously."Nope! I gave up eating pussy for lint this year!"
(DIR) Post #9sV4qUhsl40TPA0YBE by moggers87@mastodon.xyz
2020-02-28T15:14:45Z
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@sean that punchline took years off my life
(DIR) Post #9sV9fdOgbfxEwWfbjE by dustin@linernotes.club
2020-02-28T15:51:46Z
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@sean that’s pretty bad. 👍