Post 9sPaJMATCuN0zIOU1A by bjarni@bre.klaki.net
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 (DIR) Post #9sPaJLm0fqnvlQwwtM by bjarni@bre.klaki.net
       2020-02-25T22:50:15.829605Z
       
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       Two small cars pull up and haphazardly park in our driveway.Eight big men climb out. Hoodies, baseball caps. They look foreign.How did they even fit in those tiny cars?Together, they cross the street and disappear around the corner. The hazard lights on one of the cars blink, blink, blink.After what seems like an eternity, low lights come on in the abandoned ground-floor apartment across the road. Silhouettes are projected onto the windows.Blink, blink, blink.The shadows disappear. Soon, all 8 men come back around the corner and enter the abandoned apartment through the front door. One stays behind, smoking. Watching. A guard?More shadows. The hazard lights keep lighting up the street with their infernal yellow blinking. Eventually the men emerge empty handed.After a drawn out discussion, they cross the road and somehow squeeze themselves back into the tiny cars.One light is left on inside.The men are gone.
       
 (DIR) Post #9sPaJMATCuN0zIOU1A by bjarni@bre.klaki.net
       2020-02-25T23:08:25.878559Z
       
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       The police show up a few minutes later. A big van and a smaller car.I go out and tell them what I saw.They take notes. One of the cops writes down the license plate numbers, but swaps an I for a Y.Once the cops are gone, I take a stroll around the house the men had been exploring.The fresh snow behind the building is undisturbed. They didn't break in.They had keys. 🙀​...I fully expect them to show up again soon, to commence renovations.🚗 👷 👷 👷 👷 👷 👷 👷 👷 🚗Hopefully their parking skills will have improved in the meantime...
       
 (DIR) Post #9sPaJMZdhKVGFMAaFU by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
       2020-02-25T23:40:33Z
       
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       @bjarni How much are you asking for the motion picture rights?