Post 9raHhug40lFoFD2XEu by HombreLegoMexicano@blob.cat
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 (DIR) Post #9raHZjatKqrlYLikHw by HombreLegoMexicano@blob.cat
       2020-01-31T06:36:15.125691Z
       
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       Should i eat the egg salad sandwich?
       
 (DIR) Post #9raHZjxDzojMfcAa6C by HombreLegoMexicano@blob.cat
       2020-01-31T06:49:02.260425Z
       
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       I was hoping if i waited ten minutes i wouldn't eant the egg salad any more but it didn't work. Farts are my fate
       
 (DIR) Post #9raHZkQIFjz07llnPM by HombreLegoMexicano@blob.cat
       2020-01-31T07:07:36.998669Z
       
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       I am now questioning my choices in life, such as "Why did i eat egg salad so late ar night?" and "Why did i make so fucking much egg salad that there was leftovers?" and the most existential question "Why did i make egg salad at all?"
       
 (DIR) Post #9raHZkqsetFZSED1qi by astolfo@cawfee.club
       2020-01-31T07:30:42.991881Z
       
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       @HombreLegoMexicano You're missing the true questions: How and why is it "salad"? What defines "salad"?
       
 (DIR) Post #9raHhug40lFoFD2XEu by HombreLegoMexicano@blob.cat
       2020-02-01T05:41:52.995214Z
       
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       @astolfo it's got mayonnaise. All "salads" have either some sort of dressing or mayonnaise, unless you're Mormon. If you're Mormon, salad is whatever the elders tell you it is.