Post 9qupmodDRcUHf3mw9Q by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
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(DIR) Post #9qunR5lIsDWAVl5Jsu by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:19:31.817585Z
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@cute @diffractie I'm gonna be that persondeep dish :^)
(DIR) Post #9qunUBfbMd2XhftTea by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
2020-01-12T05:19:56Z
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@toast @cute I'm afraid this is a pizza discussion we're having.
(DIR) Post #9qunWDJeDQLVO4aivY by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:20:27.432494Z
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@diffractie @cute pizzas are called pies for a reasondeep dish is more pizza than yours could ever be!
(DIR) Post #9qunudQOnLL3JROUe8 by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
2020-01-12T05:21:22Z
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@toast @cute It's not pizza, and without a lid, it's not a pie either. :P
(DIR) Post #9qunudusxzj0pzeqAK by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:24:51.199205Z
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@diffractie @cute *cough*in the late 1800s, there was no such word as "pizza"the Italian immigrants just called them piesbecause that's what they are - lids are optionalto become more marketable (because Americans have a thing for apple pie), they began calling it the "tomato pie" soon afterat some point, everyone got pretty bored of the whole affair, and began calling them "pizza pies"lessons:1. a "regular" pizza is a tomato pie, by definition2. this means that pies need no lid3. therefore, deep dish pizza is more pie-like than "regular" pizza, and is thus more pizza-y (since pizza == tomato pie)
(DIR) Post #9quoP4ijsGEOelUHiK by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
2020-01-12T05:29:59Z
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@toast @cute I'm northern british, don't come to me talking about pies, we've been doing them way before the 1800s.(to be actually sincire to offset the above thats a good bit of history and an interesting perspective so thanks)
(DIR) Post #9quoe3TcmT8X8uYpdI by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:33:04.365101Z
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@diffractie @cute we're not talking about pies!we're talking about pizzaswhich are pies!your culture simply hasn't explored the entirety of piedom, because, truly, if you think about it...pies are just a subtype of sandwichpizza? sandwichhot dog? sandwichpie? sandwichon that basis, I officially declare the burger to be the american piethank me later
(DIR) Post #9quopcVAtnPCxLnh5s by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:35:10.133981Z
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@cute @diffractie I bet you fold your burgers too! :blobsnuggle:
(DIR) Post #9quouYVnA3ie1sRVXU by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:36:03.620851Z
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@cute @diffractie we all need to pick up the slack and make a burger bridge can fold
(DIR) Post #9quox6pQXlJ32WqQ52 by desultory@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:36:21.399124Z
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insincire shittalking@toast @diffractie @cute Thus New York style white pizza is the least "pizza" pizza, despite bearing a fair resemblance to pizza Margherita .
(DIR) Post #9qup4aTUiZSl0s9SJU by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
2020-01-12T05:37:43Z
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@toast @cute Side track, imagining bridge trying to fold a deep dish pizza.
(DIR) Post #9qup6TwxwnYZM9q8zg by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:38:12.995705Z
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@diffractie @cuteI can picture it just fine.She succeeds.Can you? :blobglare:
(DIR) Post #9qup7loZ0sN13GWZ0K by FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk
2020-01-12T05:38:05Z
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@toast @diffractie @cute oh hell yeah, I might be able to fit the whole thing in my mouth then
(DIR) Post #9qupEgGi21C5sUz5IO by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
2020-01-12T05:39:34Z
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@toast @cute I guess if I wanted to be covered in sauce I would be able to.
(DIR) Post #9qupGW1P6Ggig2hTGa by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:40:01.769041Z
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@diffractie @cute we are exactly 1 cm away from turning this into a vore threadoh shit oops
(DIR) Post #9qupQWOuXrsukUSzz6 by desultory@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:41:00.779237Z
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@toast @diffractie @cute Sandwiches are just ravoli made by people with a foresight deficit. So say the patent examiners, so say we all.
(DIR) Post #9qupQWWi4s7h8g7E8m by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:41:49.842222Z
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@desultory @cute @diffractie ravioli are just sandwiches with the sides sewn together
(DIR) Post #9qupmodDRcUHf3mw9Q by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
2020-01-12T05:43:19Z
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@toast @desultory @cute I declare that pizzas are just toasties where you forgot a slice of bread.
(DIR) Post #9qupmouaP2NkWvuoE4 by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:45:50.700988Z
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@diffractie @desultory @cute a toastie is not a sufficiently wide category to utilize like that~
(DIR) Post #9qupyD8qelHcrc1ATQ by robotcarsley@jorts.horse
2020-01-12T05:47:43Z
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@toast @diffractie @cute in this case I am officially shipping Miss American Pie with the Burgerman from ZZ Top's Burgerman https://youtu.be/XJP8wVoTufg
(DIR) Post #9quqJbm2GoW1L8YBeK by desultory@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:47:35.228432Z
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@toast @cute @diffractie Ravioli date to at least the 14th century, John Montagu wasn't born until the 13th of November in 1718, thus ravioli clearly predate sandwiches. QED
(DIR) Post #9quqJc5X6K6yJbfl2W by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:51:46.691195Z
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@desultory @cute @diffractiethe concept of a sandwich predates both raviolis and the word "sandwich"a sandwich was first made many thousands of years agoas humans have learned to add extra ingredients to the wheat before baking (see: egyptian bread, as one example), they have also figured out that one can add things to it *after* cooking tooduring the move from hunting-gathering to agriculture (while gruel came first, I recall there being evidence for bread existing before the transition completed), it would not surprise me if meat-rations were reduced, supplemented with flatbread, and that someone figured out to wrap the meat with it (thus making a technical sandwich)raviolis got nothing.
(DIR) Post #9qur8DDpJRhDxkgAzY by desultory@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T05:59:53.253534Z
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@toast @cute @diffractie Bread is just beer that doesn't spill all over the place if it's not in a container. Sandwiches are thus just snacking while drinking baked, thickened beer. Before you ask, quickbreads are beerless thickened beer. Ravioli know their place in the world, they don't need leavening to prop up their egos.
(DIR) Post #9qur8DWGCuRQsvItiy by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T06:00:55.887440Z
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@desultory @cute @diffractie this can't be right because beerless beer is non-alcoholic beer, and non-alcoholic beer is beer that had its alocohol flexed outbut bread never had alcohol to begin with, so it doesn't match
(DIR) Post #9qurhZpXFQJ8DTBF5s by desultory@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T06:05:08.508965Z
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@toast @cute @diffractie Bread lis leavened by yeast. Yeast produce alcohol as a byproduct of metabolizing sugar. Quickbreads might not have alcohol in them at any point, but they are just beerless ersatz thickened baked beer.
(DIR) Post #9qurha7GBWUB6RTOim by toast@toast.cafe
2020-01-12T06:07:19.396951Z
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@desultory @cute @diffractie but are there hops?