Post 9ps9ECqJ3LLdK7f7rc by reitrace@blobturtle.club
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 (DIR) Post #9ps24N4hSK9CU0l3qK by Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town
       2019-12-11T22:57:17Z
       
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       sure, mastodon is a federated social network. but you know what it lacks? being bad. that's where i come in. hi, i'm twitter jack,
       
 (DIR) Post #9ps24NJwXeLBFHtEbQ by Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town
       2019-12-11T23:00:06Z
       
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       have you ever considered that you can make money by being a slimeball? i have. hi, i'm twitter jack, and i'm here to ruin a good thing
       
 (DIR) Post #9ps24Nd5OTeYCeqWRM by Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town
       2019-12-11T23:03:07Z
       
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       hi, i'm twitter jack. recently, a bunch of indian people left my garbage platform over the petty insignificant fact that i love repressive government. now, i figure every human being is a dollar sign. that's my philosophy. so i'm here to introduce my new federated social network, Masterdon: the first federated social network linked directly to a CIA database
       
 (DIR) Post #9ps92xM4IO106V9dSq by sophistoche@tootplanet.space
       2019-12-12T00:00:36Z
       
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       @Absolutely_Blakely we’re streamlining operations by just giving governments, police forces and advertisers access to all our databases through a new API, for a fee. Is that an ad being targeted at you, or a pseudomilitary death squad? Who knows!
       
 (DIR) Post #9ps93nhpeiK0T3jkbg by roserin@weirder.earth
       2019-12-11T23:11:16Z
       
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       @Absolutely_Blakely have you ever wanted to use a decentralized platform, but actually be using a centralized one? hi, i’m twitter jack and i have just the thing for you!
       
 (DIR) Post #9ps9ECqJ3LLdK7f7rc by reitrace@blobturtle.club
       2019-12-12T00:47:28Z
       
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       @Absolutely_Blakely its actually just a bunch of text files owned by the cia guy from the dark knight rises
       
 (DIR) Post #9ps9G77PJ38m9KZRtw by realcaseyrollins@qoto.org
       2019-12-12T00:47:48Z
       
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       @Absolutely_Blakely okay this is epic I'm following you
       
 (DIR) Post #9ptSBdh0rRTm13lTxg by Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town
       2019-12-11T23:12:00Z
       
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       hi, i'm twitter jack, and i dont know when to quit. i don't recognize that the fundamental model of neoliberal thought is on its way out. unrestricted free speech, like free trade, benefits me, and therefore everyone. that's why i'm going to combine top down centralization with defederation and it's totally going to work. you see, richh person brain shields me from reality, and that's exactly why this is gonna work out perfectly