Post 9nCaWSE6MsPYBTUXKa by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
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 (DIR) Post #9nCaWSE6MsPYBTUXKa by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
       2019-09-23T03:48:31Z
       
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       so you're telling me if I give @anna the ten cents Jeff Bezos gave me for watching 60 seconds of Amazon Prime ads that ended after 15 seconds, Jeff Bezos will give Anna one additional cent? this is the best deal of the century! 🥪10➕1 Jeff Bezos has allowed me to watch the exact same two 15 second Amazon Prime ads where someone sits in a dark room with a laptop and summons a wooden table and is very horny about it followed by fifteen seconds of silence. Here are ten plus one additional Jeff Bezos cents. 🥪10➕1 this would be hilarious if the authors of real life were self aware