Post 9n65IMTkm377nlJPPM by Red@awoo.church
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 (DIR) Post #9n65FxagKx7g26PL1M by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-20T00:32:36Z
       
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       sample data suggests that joining mastodon increases your chances of acquiring a wife by 50%
       
 (DIR) Post #9n65IMTkm377nlJPPM by Red@awoo.church
       2019-09-20T00:33:01Z
       
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       @garfiald unfortunately it is an American wife
       
 (DIR) Post #9n65WSA8RIjjU0r5Ae by mintyfresh@mastodon.social
       2019-09-20T00:35:33Z
       
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       @garfiald As well as increases your chances of losing a wife by 50%
       
 (DIR) Post #9n65wfZ9EDI6aA3VGS by mcknze@cryptids.online
       2019-09-20T00:40:16Z
       
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       @garfiald yet no one has wifed the orb. disastrous.
       
 (DIR) Post #9n6s7Ph1Nb7GL1vXge by CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site
       2019-09-20T09:40:05Z
       
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       @garfiald I got 2 :blobcatcool:
       
 (DIR) Post #9n7QCK1jGnaWef7pK4 by shaderphantom@awoo.space
       2019-09-20T16:01:56Z
       
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       @garfiald 50% increase from 0 is still 0 garf