Post 9mnLx4P1bngeIl1qV6 by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
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(DIR) Post #9mnLjunxyumiloQF5U by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-10T23:37:47Z
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id just like to inform everyone that sex just isnt that good. just 3 to 3.5 minutes of sweaty yodelling, the girl doesnt cum, you dont cum, nobody has any fun and you start crying. we have all done this
(DIR) Post #9mnLx4P1bngeIl1qV6 by diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
2019-09-10T23:40:09Z
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@garfiald It'd be a lot better if you undid the knot in your cock.
(DIR) Post #9mnLxkSLFrIOjCu5VA by mcknze@cryptids.online
2019-09-10T23:40:15Z
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@garfiald this is both the sex and the nonsex parts of my life this is ever 3-3.5 minute segment of my life
(DIR) Post #9mnM29R2KFSnMDOOrw by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-10T23:41:05Z
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@diffractie not. a. chance. a mans foreskin bag is gods receptacle
(DIR) Post #9moly1UFBd5r2kp1Tk by garbados@toot.cat
2019-09-11T16:06:21Z
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@garfiald yodeling across a mountain valley "ARE WE FUCKING YET" and the yodeler across the valley yodels back "MAYBE. I'M NOT SURE." it is very hot and we are both very sweaty.