Post 9mcBeapmM3zHDgLHZg by moggers87@mastodon.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #9mcAzlHuaE1Lli1ztY by moggers87@mastodon.xyz
       2019-09-05T14:04:27Z
       
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       if i'm not god's gift to the universe, why did my parents name me "Matthew"? :think_bread:
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcAzlXVeEUuY5KSCu by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2019-09-05T14:15:33Z
       
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       @moggers87 They didn't, it was the adoption agency.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcBeapmM3zHDgLHZg by moggers87@mastodon.xyz
       2019-09-05T14:22:57Z
       
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       @dick_turpin that's not how adoption works.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcBy2tMGFQzk1IAaW by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2019-09-05T14:26:28Z
       
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       @moggers87 It does when you're found in a Tesco's carrier bag on the platform of Fenny Stratford 🚉