Post 9maxOWOVV9VwIf4J28 by CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site
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 (DIR) Post #9masLDkrqWPBqr8NWK by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:11:50Z
       
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       Now I know what you're thinking, and that is, what do I think about sans undertale in Smash? This issue is multifaceted, there is a lot here to address, and I couldn't do it in only a few posts. That's why I'm going to make it the topic of this week's thread.1/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9masRCQ7ilFnRxHYC8 by jimpjorps@radical.town
       2019-09-04T23:12:53Z
       
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       @garfiald commit to the bit or you're a coward
       
 (DIR) Post #9masTr8RJc9GItHG2S by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:13:24Z
       
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       @jimpjorps i mean now youve thrown down the gauntlet
       
 (DIR) Post #9masiUnwcdGvOGfi9g by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:16:02Z
       
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       First and foremost, Smash expresses a dialectical tension at the heart of our contact with art in this day and age. At once, we yearn for a more extreme demonstration of creative freedom, a more spectacular displacement of formal boundaries with each new artistic creation we encounter.2/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mat2CtWv7pZdSgQW8 by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:19:37Z
       
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       But on the other hand, we yearn for tightness and cohesion. We want the worlds constructed by art (and the construction of worlds is all we have come to expect from art at this juncture) to *make sense* in a way our world doesn't. But because we have been conditioned to avoid genuine philosophical considerations, this "making sense" takes the form, not of thematic cohesion, but of "worldbuilding coherence". 3/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mat5vFSTG2844iBd2 by hierarchon@sakura-rage.net
       2019-09-04T23:19:52.636022Z
       
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       @garfiald @jimpjorps Undertale was originally the stereotype of a self-publisher indie darling, with Toby Fox doing most of the work himself and with its anti-violence message that asks the player to reconsider their relation to video games. Sans’s presence in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, a game developed by one of the video game industry’s juggernauts with a generic premise of violence, shows how capitalism subsumed rebellion: Sans himself is positioned as the ultimate enforcer of morality, the hardest fight in the game and the final obstacle on the No Mercy run, yet inside the commodification of Smash he’s been reduced to just another fighter. Furthermore,
       
 (DIR) Post #9matHbYdVRYuTDFj2O by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:22:23Z
       
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       In short, we do not want art to tell us something new, we want it to show us something familiar and graspable.Smash attempts to resolve this contradiction. It is an infinitely expanding vehicle of excess, through its grandiose roster of some of the most recognisable characters in videogames and pop culture. But it is also deeply uncreative, as it condenses these individual creations, the games and stories these characters are taken from, to a character skin in a barebones fighting game.4/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9matI4uGO75pUgauH2 by dankwraith@monads.online
       2019-09-04T23:22:28Z
       
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       @garfiald i am logging off forever
       
 (DIR) Post #9matZSmOshKeSTCqgK by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:25:35Z
       
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       @garfiald garfield i have a feeling no matter what the media presented, your crit will still come down to "worldbuilding and plot holes are the downfall of art"
       
 (DIR) Post #9matmehjr9e1CtJfyy by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:27:59Z
       
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       Smash is therefore the ultimate subsumption of our creative instincts into the uncreative form in which art has come to be absorbed into the capitalist productive world. Art's capacity to bring us into contact with what Georges Bataille called Limit-Experience is repackaged into a quantitative, rather than a qualitative operation. We can play as and encounter an infinity of characters, but within a finite and highly limited framework.5/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mau2k3rhukASEKvOC by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:30:54Z
       
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       What is Sans's place in this? As @hierarchon very astutely pointed out, he represents, first and foremost, creative freedom in the face of capitalist uncreativity. His absorption into Smash is therefore yet another index of capital's capacity to absorb and commodify all oppositions to itself.But this is just one side of the story.6/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mau63DsvBZ8kfbJy4 by skelltan@hellsite.site
       2019-09-04T23:31:29Z
       
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       @garfiald @hierarchon holy  shit you integrated it is this planned or r u master improv
       
 (DIR) Post #9mau9ZegnMXSCvoo0u by jacethechicken@chickenfan.club
       2019-09-04T23:32:07Z
       
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       @garfiald how do I mute other people's threads
       
 (DIR) Post #9mauBs9QzzVQ9PIMeO by violet@vulpine.club
       2019-09-04T23:32:33Z
       
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       @garfiald We can't believe that you're actually writing 27 posts of this.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mauKU00AJFnqmzN5M by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:34:07Z
       
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       For there is Sans, the undertale character, but there is also sans the cultural figure. Sans, the undertale character, is a symbol of conscience, or absolute morality, with which the player character is confronted with the fact of their choices. Sans undertale, the cultural figure, is something else entirely.7/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mauZISnKvkGPvWKPo by Camas@girlcock.club
       2019-09-04T23:36:46Z
       
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       @garfiald oh my fucking god Garfield why
       
 (DIR) Post #9mauaK9WXeMFwgzqGO by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:36:59Z
       
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       I think that here the ironic perception of sans as a cultural figure is more instructive than the sincere one. As he appears in humorous material, sans undertale is used to deride the so-called "undertale fandom". What does this "fandom" stand for precisely? Some would call it "cringe", but I would prefer to call it: naiveté.8/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mauhSXDm7wTyBU0Z6 by WagonStar@elekk.xyz
       2019-09-04T23:38:14Z
       
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       @garfiald the dive is getting good
       
 (DIR) Post #9mauj9liWCvWLY4ZEm by pizza@goblin.camp
       2019-09-04T23:38:33Z
       
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       @garfiald sincerely thought about replying "shut the fuck up" to every post in this thread but I think I'm just gonna log off instead. you kids have fun
       
 (DIR) Post #9mauySXh04aUuroGdE by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:41:20Z
       
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       What we see at work in the undertale fandom as its popular critics like to portray it is a naive belief in the purity of art in a capitalist society. One of the most widely cited sins of the undertale fandom is its aggressive behaviour towards people who follow the genocide route in their videogame of choice. Yet, is this attitude not precisely encouraged by the game itself? As we know, taking the genocide route permanently restricts the paths a player can take in further replays.9/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mav1FlUxjQO9mbEfY by citrustwee@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:41:51Z
       
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       @garfiald shhut up idot and play the game
       
 (DIR) Post #9mav7eB36z9vbhbETQ by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:43:00Z
       
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       So what the game tells us is, "your actions are not consequence free". Why would we blame undertale fans for acting upon this, I'm sure you'll agree, highly agreeable moral? The greatest sin of undertale fans was to believe in the honesty of art.10/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mavOPdKRG8TQHozIm by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:46:01Z
       
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       To see the character that represents this, the central message of undertale, subsumed into the emblematically amoral machine of smash is not a service to fans of undertale. It is a service to people who have an ironic position to videogames and art in general, and who helped spread the meme of "sans in smash".11/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mavPozfdQhWMlwYhk by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:46:17Z
       
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       And here we return to our central dialectic. The only reason anyone would want sans in smash is because he is so meaningful. And the only way he could ever be put in smash is by being stripped of all meaning.12/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mavaa19ejCx6Wlf7Y by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:48:13Z
       
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       So, while Sans's actual incarnation in Smash will not resolve the dialectic with which we started, the irresolvable contradiction between our longing for a Limit-Experience and its impossibility under capitalism, I'd like to propose that there is something else that does come pretty close.13/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mavdEpqrrCsHFkSuW by J@goblin.camp
       2019-09-04T23:48:40Z
       
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       @garfiald.. stop..... please...
       
 (DIR) Post #9mavorpmDAYIPoG5OS by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:50:48Z
       
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       And that is, Sans in Smash as a cultural event. The absurdity of wishes that were brought into the world as nothing more than an ironic joke being realised in the extreme cultural artefact of smash brings us, for a single precious moment, in contact with the limit, as the grandiose ridiculousness of everything is brought before us in this flash of videogame crossover hell.14/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mavtkLRU3KCdTOdg8 by hierarchon@sakura-rage.net
       2019-09-04T23:51:29.622068Z
       
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       @garfiald handing you a cup of water as you pass the halfway mark of this Posting Marathon
       
 (DIR) Post #9mavxItPUZDSeWysAS by gregory@animal.church
       2019-09-04T23:52:11.401773Z
       
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       @garfiald sans undertale is the body without organs
       
 (DIR) Post #9maw0ENSjhnnW9Qvdg by larrydavis@radical.town
       2019-09-04T23:52:47Z
       
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       @garfiald This is the worst bit
       
 (DIR) Post #9maw8HGHtdYmmOukEa by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:54:19Z
       
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       There is a strange sense, when we see this happen, of being shown the full extent of our power. Corporations which have successfully alienated us from ourselves, the most inhuman of human creations, have successfully taken over artistic creation in such a way that we increasingly fail to see said creation as a "human" act anymore. And yet.15/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mawEEyhIfKxQzWvBY by TeethTeethTeeth@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:55:23Z
       
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       @garfiald You know buddy, reading this thread is a bit like a limit experience.  I can't wait to expend resources without the intention of having my investment returned.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mawLcjzLhhtA0AdqS by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:56:43Z
       
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       Here they are these behemoths, that are so unlike us, reflecting our own image back at us. "You want sans in smash?" a voice beams down from the heavens, "there it is". In a world where creation is impossible, a joke we'd made up about that very impossibility is suddenly brought into being. Irony bleeds into sincerity, truth into falsehood, fiction into reality.16/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mawVwEvht8iX0YsHw by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-04T23:58:35Z
       
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       This is the alienation that is created by capitalist ideology. We are at once completely powerless, and all-powerful. Sans is in Smash because of us and only because of us. Our combined efforts brought this into being. But none of us had any say in the matter.17/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mawfyYxvMkQdGiesC by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:00:24Z
       
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       Nobody saw this coming, nobody could ever have predicted this even though this is, in essence *what WE did*. This is colonialism. This is imperialism. This is capitalism. This is climate change. This is something that we are all collectively responsible for, and that none of us has any control over.18/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9max5as0dVXigBqI1g by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:05:02Z
       
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       In a way, Sans in Smash is the consecration and the undoing of Sans himself. If he symbolises the absolute facts of our moral decisions that we must all reckon with, then his incarnation in Undertale falls sorely short of our ideological reality, in which "responsibility" is not absolute, but rather engaged in a slippery dialectic. And his appearance in Smash cements the death of this signification for the character.19/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9maxKUZsJW3tVWSr2m by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:07:44Z
       
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       And yet, Sans in Smash DOES make us face the truth of our responsibility because it proves that even the things we imagine to be furthest from our control (ie which characters nintendo puts in smash) are in fact very much within our sphere of influence. We have lost all belief in change, and yet when it does happen, it was all our fault.20/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9maxOWOVV9VwIf4J28 by CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site
       2019-09-05T00:08:27Z
       
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       @garfiald Garf, go the fuck to bed
       
 (DIR) Post #9maxOmSdlYKM877phI by laser@radical.town
       2019-09-05T00:08:30Z
       
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       @garfiald no it doesn't
       
 (DIR) Post #9maxTJnFmKmUfPvlL6 by cute@deadinsi.de
       2019-09-05T00:09:19Z
       
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       @garfiald don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop
       
 (DIR) Post #9maxYa38lXC0X5s3MW by plsburydoughboy@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:10:15Z
       
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       @garfiald wow thats just great. Santa Undertale. Congrat's
       
 (DIR) Post #9maxkz0vm5LrQvkeBM by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:12:30Z
       
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       When the dust has settled, and Sans shows up in Smash, and we play as him, and lose, a sense of bathos begins to set in. This isn't what we asked for, it isn't what we waited for. Or perhaps it is, but we didn't realise just how insignificant what we were asking for really was. The unbearable lightness of reality makes itself known to us.21/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9may7vnftDGm7tUea8 by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:16:40Z
       
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       We can bring our wildest dreams into being just by spreading and multiplying images of it. But these wild images collapse into a mere thing when they are, actually, realised. Is this lethargy of reality a fact about existence itself, or a mere product of our oversaturated symbolic order?22/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mayL8o0qZAwE6wzJY by em@cybre.space
       2019-09-05T00:19:02Z
       
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       @garfiald jesus christ garf
       
 (DIR) Post #9mayOIz7SQWGfJecq0 by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:19:38Z
       
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       Naturally, I believe the latter. Creation is possible. Sans in Smash shows us this, because we, collectively, created this extraordinary event. But the forces of capital are doing everything in their power to make said creative events impossible. What are we left with now, but to become sans?23/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mayad84O3dOcJiYrI by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:21:51Z
       
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       Videogames radically alter our rapport with fictional characters because they make us play "as" them. This takes the standard critical issue of which character we "identify" with into previously uncharted territory. It is impossible to identify with Sans in Undertale, not just because he is a purely allegorical figure, but because we cannot play as him. But in Smash... in Smash you can play as Sans.24/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mayl79zaTOIeVcH68 by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:23:45Z
       
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       And this expresses something which Undertale failed to adequately explore. If Sans is the symbol of absolute morality, of conscience, then we do not encounter Sans when we die, or on some abstract plane, or even in our own heads. Sans is everybody else. Our moral absolutes are created by the society we live in.25/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mayuD3R2fGTXUt0BE by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:25:23Z
       
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       And now, with Sans in Smash, we can become this symbol of conscience, of accountability, of moral rectitude. Yes, we are being judged for each of our actions. But we are also the judges of everybody else actions, we bring moral reality itself into being. It does not merely suffice to do good, but to decide on what good is.26/27
       
 (DIR) Post #9mayxjJxX40wTsIHCa by sydia@cybre.space
       2019-09-05T00:26:00Z
       
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       @garfiald garf you gotta stop
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazHzXWwNAAZgIqjQ by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:29:40Z
       
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       And so this whole exaggerated exercise ends, like the saga of Sans in Smash, on very little, on close to nothing. How is it possible that so much, that such a brilliant artistic creation as Undertale could be successfully swallowed into the soulless monolith of Smash? This is  precisely what we must learn to prevent. We must rebel against the decreative order, that collapses something into nothing. We must carry our somethings with us, and bring them into being. By becoming Sans.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazLBrZZyqLfBCeSe by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:30:16Z
       
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       @garfiald dude Fuck off
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazLaoEpW1x24pqEa by em@cybre.space
       2019-09-05T00:30:10Z
       
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       @garfiald first of all, smash is not a “barebones” fighting game,
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazLi1c0Bt5Pa97YG by spookcentral@cryptids.online
       2019-09-05T00:30:19Z
       
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       @garfiald dude youre overthinking this a bit imo
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazMqPSJWYLhnq9R2 by starwall@radical.town
       2019-09-05T00:30:31Z
       
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       @garfiald you really just spent an hour doing that
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazlhNz080gxU0EaG by category@qsocial.ddns.net
       2019-09-04T23:18:26.620430Z
       
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       @garfiald if you can stretch this to 10 posts you get a cookie/lasagna
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazlhXuPDwxSGeA3U by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:34:44Z
       
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       @category im waiting on that lsagna
       
 (DIR) Post #9maznZ2N0neBe2mc08 by bclindner@mastodon.technology
       2019-09-05T00:35:22Z
       
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       @garfiald nerd
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazpHQTSduZbUsMHw by bclindner@mastodon.technology
       2019-09-05T00:35:42Z
       
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       @garfiald shut up, nerd
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazq4NfRrmVQywJDU by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:35:51Z
       
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       @Jewbacchus ok I definitely do beat that drum way too often but in this particular case I had to come up with a 27 post thread on the fly, I feel like I can be forgiven a couple of stock responses
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazvKm3vQzxj2rOV6 by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:36:48Z
       
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       @skelltan i improvise all my threads
       
 (DIR) Post #9mazz66KQCebNN8MwC by mcknze@cryptids.online
       2019-09-04T23:43:47Z
       
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       @citrustwee @garfiald #pwned
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb00WUploXnWrHBLs by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:37:44Z
       
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       @tinytoydragon sleep
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb02rC3n0gQIcbjii by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:38:10Z
       
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       @gregory this is fucking gold
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb09XekpJcxjVDUvI by jimpjorps@radical.town
       2019-09-05T00:39:21Z
       
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       @garfiald going to stand up and applaud for seven minutes like they did for the new Joker movie in Venice
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb0HpHpA6hAjERRXk by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:40:52Z
       
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       @jimpjorps sans is like the joker in many ways
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb0KLGTEsIyUD0Z5k by jimpjorps@radical.town
       2019-09-05T00:41:09Z
       
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       @garfiald turning the camera, saying "here we go again"
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb0WvJd1oIFlsU6Iy by PorkCow@freespeechextremist.com
       2019-09-05T00:43:37.518876Z
       
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       @garfiald @category You still have to answer for the crime that is Garfield Eats
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb0jtAYJskwsYQCmW by SunSaint@radical.town
       2019-09-05T00:45:52Z
       
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       @garfiald
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb0wkR66IYPYfIAim by violet@vulpine.club
       2019-09-05T00:48:15Z
       
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       @garfiald Holy shit garfiald. We feel like this is at least a C+ paper, if not a A- paper.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb117ZI2P8ASYD2cC by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T00:49:03Z
       
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       @violet damn, I'm flatteres
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb1QLm8LwhplIFNlw by violet@vulpine.club
       2019-09-05T00:53:36Z
       
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       @garfiald The worst part is that it seems so convincing. It's both a highly sincere looking paper and clearly an absolute fucking shitpost gone too far.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb2Cz81LIfpiGfvyS by pybyte@octodon.social
       2019-09-05T01:02:22Z
       
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       @garfiald Possibly more than anything else I've ever read, this thread truly embodies post-irony and all that it implies. Bravo.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb2FbnQY03KDbII0O by _@abolish.social
       2019-09-05T01:02:51Z
       
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       @garfiald i read this entire essay out loud to my coworkers until they sprayed me with a hose
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb3Je4g7QR2OeqsHg by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T01:14:49Z
       
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       @_ you deserved it
       
 (DIR) Post #9mb3rjX6KZg7AhOuRc by BunnyHearted@anarchism.space
       2019-09-05T01:20:56Z
       
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       @garfiald the next time someone tells me they are thinking about joining mastodon, I am just gonna send them this.Ty for your service garf.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mbLebUAjmLXcjv57o by _@abolish.social
       2019-09-05T04:40:14Z
       
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       @garfiald i just like saying the big word's
       
 (DIR) Post #9mbUXV4z3Z5zJcpFuC by burgin@jorts.horse
       2019-09-05T06:19:49Z
       
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       @garfiald fuck of
       
 (DIR) Post #9mblDhCRyw3AKrSbdA by pyromage@niu.moe
       2019-09-05T09:26:43Z
       
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       @garfiald what in the fuck did i just stumble upon
       
 (DIR) Post #9mbtN3ZUyNPdxZDQWm by trickster@yeet.social
       2019-09-05T10:58:04Z
       
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       @garfiald gorf, I already muted you on my main account, do I have to also do it on my alt?
       
 (DIR) Post #9mbvj4aa4QPdOWLcaO by radicalrobit@radical.town
       2019-09-05T11:19:54Z
       
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       @jimpjorps @garfiald this is all your fucking fault
       
 (DIR) Post #9mbvxgZ9fZbLESeH9E by monorail@glaceon.social
       2019-09-05T11:27:07Z
       
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       @garfiald i can't tell if this is your most elaborate shitpost yet or if it's a genuine Garf Thread and i refuse to read it and find out
       
 (DIR) Post #9mbw3wh2ccS6zHK3JA by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T11:28:15Z
       
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       @monorail this is the right choice
       
 (DIR) Post #9mc4pOpubTvvW0bu2C by Aleums@radical.town
       2019-09-05T13:06:26Z
       
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       @garfiald you motherfucker
       
 (DIR) Post #9mc7AqDmBLlYRC7mbY by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T13:32:45Z
       
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       @Aleums i would apologise but deep down you all know you created this monster
       
 (DIR) Post #9mc8nHx7cr0rP4EQJE by colatkinson@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T13:50:52Z
       
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       @garfiald damn and they say true philosophy doesn't exist anymore
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcADjiB8nYYynPvO4 by _ampersand@radical.town
       2019-09-05T14:06:50Z
       
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       @garfiald Sans is the closest thing Undertale has to both player-peer and divinity, and accepting him as a smash character is, as you say, the destruction of his meaning.In this way, the act is an act of human sacrifice.The Christian angle is obvious: Sans, divine and human, must be sacrificed in order to pave the salvation of humans, here meaning Sans as issue is destroyed to save indie gaming.However, the Anglophone has not truly escaped its Germanic history, and the blót. At the blót in Uppsala, the sacrifices are for the gods yes (capitalism here), but the trees from which the sacrifices were hung were imbued with the divine as a result of their participation in the sacrifice. While yes, Sans is being sacrificed to capitalism, Smash (the trees here) gathers more divinity to itself by being the site of sacrifice.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcAmEW57DpuMhCy00 by roserin@weirder.earth
       2019-09-05T14:13:04Z
       
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       @garfiald I feel like the maximalist nature of many Nintendo games (specifically the 3D Mario games, like Super Mario Galaxy) is one of the major selling points. These games actively work to not limit you in the way most video games do. Also, I don’t think Smash is chiefly a fighting game. I’d say that, first and foremost, it is a party game, and that idea, bringing people together in a party, can be seen clearly in the game design.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcD5DzLVDfm8c50sq by capefeather@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T14:38:57Z
       
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       @garfiald Salty Moments in Smash Episode 11
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcEVVvNXV3RFUK8gK by tasnyx@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T14:54:54Z
       
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       @garfiald garf I just want you to know this thread sucks and I'm sending a stink bomb to your address
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcFPB60AP4krmpqrI by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T15:04:59Z
       
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       @tasnyx cool!
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcKZfce1ZaqD2vUO0 by roserin@weirder.earth
       2019-09-05T16:00:48Z
       
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       @garfiald although I’ve got to say your thread is a perfect metaphor for Sans in Smash. Arising from a joke, it became more real than we ever could have hoped (feared?)
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcLBua8qxOjbszTA8 by Thurguston@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T16:09:48Z
       
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       @garfiald U ok garf?
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcMXLUg5fjX6xDeL2 by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T16:24:54Z
       
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       @Thurguston I'm good. U?
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcPLEXcPiy1w4VjCS by Thurguston@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T16:56:19Z
       
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       @garfiald No garf, I'm moving and it sucks.
       
 (DIR) Post #9mcPTjIFxgoTd2NOvA by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-09-05T16:57:51Z
       
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       @Thurguston I'm sorry to hear that... hopefully itll be good once your done though!!
       
 (DIR) Post #9ocqZQD4tVXa1RS7JQ by er1n@social.mecanis.me
       2019-11-04T17:41:49Z
       
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       @garfiald garfield i just saw this post and i thought 21/27 was a joke BUT THERE ACTUALLY WAS A THREAD
       
 (DIR) Post #9ocqZQg99QnDTb3Kca by clarjon1@connected.cat6.network
       2019-11-04T17:45:32.169869Z
       
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       @er1n @garfiald you think that the mighty Garf would dare "yank the chain" as it were of their audience?