Post 9m7key7vUowUEdPJke by garfiald@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #9m7ii9lGUoO9HNCSYa by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T21:37:18Z
       
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       i have no words
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7ir1lzZ7lp6tlo36 by dankwraith@monads.online
       2019-08-21T21:38:54Z
       
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       @garfiald queering heterosexuality by paying for sex
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7irfIGd3lDgIAdGq by SunSaint@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:39:00Z
       
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       @garfiald what .... No.... No....... NOOOOOOOOOO
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7ivNGnaBFQwLFhui by sunsetmoth@efdn.club
       2019-08-21T21:39:40Z
       
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       @garfiald unbelievable. i must have read this wrong
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7izZj9D0PajYW1CK by Aleums@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:40:17Z
       
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       @garfiald WHAT THE FUCK
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7j66pX2tA98dcKsS by themorgangoats@jorts.horse
       2019-08-21T21:41:36Z
       
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       @garfiald i read this and just went about my day. i think my brain is refusing to understand the words for its own safety
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7j7QRxaL1wHHDfWK by remulacfrommars@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:41:50Z
       
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       @garfiald oh my! That’s wow
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jACh9BNNUUBeE4W by Zero_Democracy@jorts.horse
       2019-08-21T21:42:21Z
       
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       @garfiald The amount of not shutting the fuck up going on with this is incredible.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jADRaOiWaoDNJSK by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T21:42:23Z
       
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       @themorgangoats I envy you
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jIc86V5VfgfGbvE by whiskeysailor@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:43:51Z
       
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       @garfiald cursing myself for opening CW again
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jKD9yJCpOp7u04u by burgin@jorts.horse
       2019-08-21T21:44:09Z
       
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       @garfiald holy fuck
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jPUbEtZwAMOAtTk by themorgangoats@jorts.horse
       2019-08-21T21:45:06Z
       
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       @garfiald okay i read this again and i have come to a conclusion: cishet people want to be oppressed so bad
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jRlV51vn3M7NSxE by violet@vulpine.club
       2019-08-21T21:45:32Z
       
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       @garfiald we don't like how many times we had to read this before we understood what it was saying.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jSn8GRpZEhtC9HE by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-21T21:45:41Z
       
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       @garfiald I threw up all over my phone from reading that shit and I am typing this by using finger memory alone through the film of stomach acid.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jZfagsxQZLPlrjE by FirstProgenitor@sanguine.space
       2019-08-21T21:46:57Z
       
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       @garfiald throw academia in the garbage we don’t need it anymore clearly
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jbiiYEOAzcZQR72 by J@goblin.camp
       2019-08-21T21:47:20Z
       
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       @garfiald im glad i have poor reading comprehension and gave up around 3 lines in
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jifqFK1QMjFLARc by plsburydoughboy@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T21:48:36Z
       
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       @garfiald Hey, is it gay to be comic book
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jih1ytsPCPvq3NI by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T21:48:36Z
       
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       can you imagine having the opportunity to research the depiction of sex work in contemporary comic books and thinking "let's make this about how hobbyists are epic, and queer icons also"
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jl22hka8mAAIB8K by pbandkate@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:49:01Z
       
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       @garfiald alright i take it back, identity politics have gone too far, we're all doomed
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jnKYrrwF4B2Qryq by whiskeysailor@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:49:23Z
       
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       @garfiald no thank goodness
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jy9ZR4aOPH6rIWW by burgin@jorts.horse
       2019-08-21T21:51:23Z
       
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       @garfiald "johns threw the first brick at stonewall" -this fucker probably
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jznCbD0jSToxV5c by pbandkate@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:50:18Z
       
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       @garfiald this is the most egregious "queering heterosexuality" ive ever seen and also oh my GOD "romantic labor" i can't even wrap by head around the myriad ways that makes me furious
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7jznZdpLADdHju0O by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T21:51:41Z
       
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       @pbandkate I can't fucking imagine the things that had to go wrong for this to have been written and published
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7k1XDNcXWpTW9eIi by FirstProgenitor@sanguine.space
       2019-08-21T21:49:11Z
       
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       @violet @garfiald it’s okay, these kinds of people write confusingly on purpose to make themselves sound smart
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7k1XQUpm1K8CI7kG by violet@vulpine.club
       2019-08-21T21:51:18Z
       
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       @FirstProgenitor @garfiald is the cursed thing here that this guy asserting that this comic book character is Queer because he pays for sex?
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7k1XhVoVdCyyFiGe by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T21:51:58Z
       
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       @violet @FirstProgenitor yeah
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7k1s3W8P7K70hZLM by pbandkate@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:52:04Z
       
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       @garfiald please tell me this is not in a peer reviewed publication
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7kE1yz3JVKNINaxU by sousaphone@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:54:13Z
       
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       @garfiald I am genuinely thankful for having read this, because now I have something I can show my friend as an argument for why cishets should just stay the fuck away from queer theory
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7kIYeTWz44r3wgVM by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T21:55:05Z
       
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       @pbandkate I didn't think so but upon investigation it looks like it was
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7kMSB5XjLlw03dIW by pbandkate@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:55:37Z
       
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       @garfiald welp more reasons that im glad i didnt go into academia
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7key7vUowUEdPJke by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T21:59:09Z
       
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       like every academic in the humanities has a crisis of conscience at one point or another about the usefulness of their work, and id usually be the one to call these worries excessive but holy shit does this person need to rethink some stuff
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7kfs4JVRKJje9DtY by velexiraptor@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:59:17Z
       
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       @garfiald this author is one step from calling chasers part of the trans umbrella asjfjdjflllgs
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7kh6diogo9DTIZdY by a_breakin_glass@cybre.space
       2019-08-21T21:59:30Z
       
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       @garfiald quality
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7kj1IDfPJdDF9a8u by J@goblin.camp
       2019-08-21T21:59:52Z
       
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       @garfiald so is this fucker like at university or somethin? how do they get away with this shit?
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7kl5vJQCdq9YQbqa by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T22:00:15Z
       
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       @garfiald this brings me a sort of malevolent joy
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7kqk15mdEFwppARs by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T22:01:15Z
       
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       @J yeah they probably teach at a uni
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7l5XZWKodLh9z6vI by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-21T22:03:55Z
       
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       @garfiald AbstractVarious authors have explored monotonous sexual performance. However, nearly all material has been from the perspective of the bored party. In the autobiographical writings of Reddit user DivorcedDad1973, his semiannual sex with his ex is described as "fine," though she claims it was "lame." This article situates DivorcedDad1973 as queer, despite his vehement protests otherwise, in relation to sucking eggs in the sack.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7l98tm0mKwKYAvx2 by Colophonscrawl@yiff.life
       2019-08-21T22:04:35Z
       
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       @garfialdAbstractVarious authors have explored monotonous sexual performance. However, nearly all material has been from the perspective of the bored party. In the autobiographical writings of Reddit user DivorcedDad1973, his semiannual sex with his ex is described as "fine," though she claims it was "lame." This article situates DivorcedDad1973 as queer, despite his vehement protests otherwise, in relation to sucking eggs in the sack.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7laLZuybq9TUrOiW by puffinus_puffinus@sunbeam.city
       2019-08-21T22:09:28Z
       
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       @garfiald Did you hear about the research paper dedicated to measuring the specific heat capacity of blancmange? These undergrads are too silly
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7ldYWxHEiEVw0LE8 by wintgenstein@radical.town
       2019-08-21T22:10:02Z
       
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       @garfiald hobbyists??
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7lplfIGkB8j0jBp2 by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T22:12:18Z
       
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       @wintgenstein johns
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7m0cIBSOZsqE5jjk by er1n@pl.hecke.rs
       2019-08-21T22:13:49.633534Z
       
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       @garfiald hobbyists?
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7m0dfyJRCT8IEFSC by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T22:14:15Z
       
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       @er1n johns
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7m1xYhsG6z5VSbVw by wintgenstein@radical.town
       2019-08-21T22:14:25Z
       
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       @garfiald ah must be limey talk
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7nZX9mdtIj0HNNOy by Aleums@radical.town
       2019-08-21T21:40:28Z
       
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       @garfiald I'm laffing at this, actually
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7nZXPjga3rnkq7Ga by Aleums@radical.town
       2019-08-21T22:30:26Z
       
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       @garfiald after some more thought this piece might be worth reading if the "Johns are queer" part isn't too huge of a focus
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7nZXeGoXggWpdivA by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-08-21T22:31:45Z
       
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       @Aleums The title of the article is "Chester Brown and the Queerness of Johns"
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7nf1DQJQEbg1h5HM by em@cybre.space
       2019-08-21T22:32:45Z
       
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       @garfiald @Aleums garf i'm dying
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7oDZXhBxBnzBeWGG by jackdaw_ruiz@myasstodon.xyz
       2019-08-21T22:38:58Z
       
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       @garfiald @Aleums fuck it. i'm actually deciding to integrate this concept into my worldview. nothing means anything anymore and i am printing this out so i can crumple it up and shove it right into my earhole.
       
 (DIR) Post #9m7rCLeXeBcWTsxkQK by Aleums@radical.town
       2019-08-21T23:12:19Z
       
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       @garfiald fuck
       
 (DIR) Post #9nybs0WZUKKXmAF1VI by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-10-16T07:52:27Z
       
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       remember this shit. im still mad.
       
 (DIR) Post #9nybts7PiB8EHjMZOa by violet@vulpine.club
       2019-10-16T07:52:47Z
       
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       @garfiald we'd forgotten this long
       
 (DIR) Post #9nycvhQ0Z6BZdHUnFQ by gonzo@radical.town
       2019-10-16T08:04:17Z
       
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       @garfiald queering paypigs
       
 (DIR) Post #9nycy4816M8ge3D076 by restioson@anarchism.space
       2019-10-16T08:04:44Z
       
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       @garfiald um
       
 (DIR) Post #9nyhRQooDbvnERTzDU by Torie@todon.nl
       2019-10-16T08:54:52Z
       
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       @garfiald holy fuck
       
 (DIR) Post #9nyj12Y420WsL4C4LQ by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2019-10-16T09:12:31Z
       
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       @Torie yeah this is another level of take