Post 9ljHGNWuFc4AkqXMNU by efi@chitter.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #9ljHGN382KFNGUbZxo by root@elle.systems
       2019-08-10T01:06:00Z
       
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       oh yeah who asked about furbys being a spy? i forgot about that until i read more about it. In the NSA's words, the spy was described as being "less than a foot high, covered with red and orange fur, with watchful eyes and big ears".
       
 (DIR) Post #9ljHGNBzVNKthykemG by efi@chitter.xyz
       2019-08-10T01:09:20Z
       
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       @root people used to be worried the furby would send private conversations to the NSA, now they will willingly buy a device to do exactly that
       
 (DIR) Post #9ljHGNLCx6i0AZ418y by root@elle.systems
       2019-08-10T01:10:34Z
       
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       @efi yeah lmao my (least) favorite hack is ppl turning a furby into a "furlexa" in order to have a weird skin for your amazon echo or whatever that will animate when she talks. im like, this is just realizing your fears of two decades ago lmao! but still pretty funny
       
 (DIR) Post #9ljHGNWuFc4AkqXMNU by efi@chitter.xyz
       2019-08-10T01:11:10Z
       
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       @root aaaaaaaaaa im having nightmares and im awake aaaaaa
       
 (DIR) Post #9ljHGNiFZR8lK1qQ3k by root@elle.systems
       2019-08-10T01:11:53Z
       
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       @efi hahahahaha imagine a b-movie about a furby alexa that takes over someone's smart house
       
 (DIR) Post #9ljHGNv0nzLfxbobx2 by gattogateaux@animal.church
       2019-08-10T01:41:57.884637Z
       
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       @root @efi sounds very scary
       
 (DIR) Post #9ljHGO5eARr6Uan6Wm by nuttgodd@nutt.church
       2019-08-10T02:32:06Z
       
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       @gattogateaux @root @efi i've actually been thinking a lot about cyberdemons, like demons that haunt and possess technology and your computers
       
 (DIR) Post #9ljHGOErcBECxB6StU by clarjon1@connected.cat6.network
       2019-08-10T02:36:36.283171Z
       
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       @nuttgodd @gattogateaux @root @efi I was feeling bummed and the RNG in my computer started playing music that calmed me and then started selecting music that got me pumped back up. and then when I was feeling good it went back to selecting silly shitposts.