Post 9lMytzKLEgWeGa0sam by Thighs@sleeping.town
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 (DIR) Post #9lMmJsmKuH5s587mhk by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:03:20Z
       
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       if you know someone that play dungeons and dragons or games like that please tell me i really want to play a rpg paper   that would be so cool
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMmKwTUeNElpnofUu by pry@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:06:30Z
       
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       @Ste1lar same tbh... sucks that it ain't single player tho
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMo2jlhLy2h7dmJzU by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T06:25:35Z
       
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       @pry @Ste1larIf you want to play at all, let me know. :blobcat:If you're not keen on playing it with people, but just wanted to express the sentiment of wanting to play an rpg, there are also games I could recommend?
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMpg5lzZe7WcIFHt2 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:16:15Z
       
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       I know how to play (i played only one time and we all died in the span of an hour)and i'm free most of the time :bun:
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMpg6Ehqt5a3LgDdw by Ytrezar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:43:54Z
       
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       @Ste1lar je joue a des jeux de rôle papier  avec des amis IRL. C'est pas du D&D, on a fais ça sur un jeu de rôle customisé qu'on a créé.Mais bon tu es un peu loin :( on fais ça IRL chez quelqu'un.On a une équipe qui tourne sous discord, mais ça prend déjà trop de temps :(
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMpmPdiciQDy9ODPk by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:45:00Z
       
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       @Ytrezar ooh j'aurais trop voulu ^^
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMpxbcePbvkJoEA6K by Ytrezar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:47:03Z
       
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       @Ste1lar Le soucis c'est qu'on a plus trop les dispo de notre côté, si on fais une seance par mois c'est déjà beaucoup. Sur Discord on fais 2h tout les mardi, c'est le seul jour ou on a réussis à réunir tout le monde
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMq86ffpQA3VheGh6 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:48:57Z
       
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       @Ytrezar réunir des gens c'est toujours le plus dur
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMqFBjPPezlEPlwxs by Ytrezar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:50:13Z
       
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       @Ste1lar On a un mec dans l’équipe qui fais de la spéléologie.Si on lui dis pas 2 mois en avance la date d'un jeu de role, il est tout le temps dans un trou
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMqG8KzW5WIzlnmb2 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:50:25Z
       
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       @Ytrezar hahaHAHA
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMqKRIkx1NYy9oGgK by Ytrezar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:51:11Z
       
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       @Ste1lar typical prise de réunion pour un jeu de role :blobcatgooglytrash:
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMqx2IppUJwjNFcXI by raiaantalus@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:58:10Z
       
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       @Ytrezar @Ste1lar J'étais pas au courant, mais j'ai poney le 18
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMrRMjmQ0wAnMJgXo by Ytrezar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T07:03:42Z
       
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       @raiaantalus ça tombe bien, ramène le, on a besoin d'une mule
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMvEwfttOSoIyppJo by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T06:16:17Z
       
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       @Ste1larThinking about replying to this post with 'roll for initiative' before realising that doesn't communicate what I want to say at all.I play D&D though, so I can help you learn to play it if you'd like?
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMvEx3IUPB9TXmVmq by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T06:16:59Z
       
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       @Thighs fuck
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMvExWMkKQmvhNj60 by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T07:46:16.727389Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs :thinking_cirno:Screenshot from 2019-07-30 02-4…
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMw16WaZfFCknRYMi by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T07:54:03Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar With initiative over, you roll for Perception. With an 11, you don't *see* anything, but the growling from the nearby cave is certainly *audible*.The stink of off meat wafts gently on the breeze and... with your +3 to Wisdom, you believe you can identify it as Kobold, given your background in unconventional cooking.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMw16w72lf21xNw9I by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T07:54:58.070597Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar Rolled a 6.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwBFkV8J76G5n2sS by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T07:56:49.569615Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar I feel betrayed tbh... I wan't a 13 or higher 😅
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwDrk4qX22fgpzhw by absturztaube@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T07:57:17.688012Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar @Thighs :d20:
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwEZs4m9ZfXEv0Hg by absturztaube@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T07:57:25.362312Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar @Thighs 16
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwHWIcVowrKGjlvU by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T07:57:35Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar You ditch the 6, as you rolled with advantage. The Perception roll stands as is.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwKCPmtlJeWZMq92 by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T07:58:26.585781Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar :d20: 12
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwKzXGGlPQrwF064 by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T07:58:11Z
       
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       @absturztaube @erin @Ste1lar puniko, you hear the snarling from the cave too, but you correctly identify the meat for what it is, *goblin*.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwPRXU5va8sYT4lM by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T07:58:49Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs why you roll again? x3
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwPRvEfca44Da2me by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T07:59:23.275969Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs Hehe... I'm praying to the old gods for more rolls 😅
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwgznjxh3W42RQ9Y by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:01:24Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar You attempt to speak to your Patron. As a Warlock, they can choose to ignore your grim prayers.As you fashion a crude speaking device out of your hand, 🤘, your patron 'picks up' on the other end.A living tentacle emerges form your littlest finger and slaps you gently for your overconfidence in attempting to speak to an Old One so cheekily.They party gently giggles, but the tentacle *does* leave behind a glowing sapphire that may aid in your quest.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwnXL4BPMDog9FpI by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:03:44.701083Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar I lick the figure the tentacle emerged from.:d20: 1 :cry_cirno:
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwokSQtQoUnFAhDk by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:02:09Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin *were are we?*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMwwCdkVeNUE81G08 by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:04:58Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar I dislike this greatly.And so does your patron, you're slapped again, but this time you take 7 points of bludgeoning damage. Given your max HP, 8, you start to wander woozily around the others as you continue your search.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMx02tagIStABGGjg by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:03:54Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs WHY
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMx0z3ASqaXWgBjiS by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:05:29Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin i pat @erin !
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMx93gp69OsESaSwa by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:06:33Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @erin Erin recovers no health, but is bolstered emotionally by your kindness.On their next roll, they can add 1d4. (Roll a 4 sided die, add the result to your initial roll.)
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMx93xq4t0l5EY3Sy by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:07:37.720127Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar Blushing greatly, I roll.:d20: :d4: 14, 1
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMxJ67wtGgCgi3ua0 by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:08:26Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar With a 15, you just barely see a glint of something from within the cave, it appears as though you'll have to search it to find the artifact you were hired to recover!*Despite that, the growling grows louder still.*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMxJ6Q1o38pamWLlA by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:09:26.607339Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar I pray to the god of luck. And commit sepukku, before though I roll.0
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMxK1GQSQKRtVSzCq by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:09:10Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin i kill @erin to get the treasure for myself
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMxZvNc6NwUHKPeIi by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:11:53Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @erin Given their total lack of apparent survival instinct, you succeed in gently poking Erin and instantly they explode into a red mist of viscera and gore.It's something to behold.Then you open your eyes, stop daydreaming, and see that they've passed out on the floor for unrelated reasons. With them incapacitated, you decide to forge onwards to the cave... alone...?
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMxf6mt7FtN6fhrlI by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:13:25.604130Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar *Ghost of Erin*"My my, what a glorious sight to behold. Onward to hell!"
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMxfaKDIQmSiQWOES by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:13:01Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin YES
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMxyaZsa5G708uXCK by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:16:38Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @erin The mouth of the cave is deformed, rigid, scratch marks litter the entrance.The dankness of the cave (the smell of mold, not the potential for its memes) hits first your nose, then the back of your throat.There is something, whatever it is, something is very wrong with this cave.You're sure you'd like to approach alone?
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMy2hBZxEKyecVEDw by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:17:29Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin well ...i curve into a ball and cry on the floor
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMy8wiF8fPkXzlHMm by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:18:48.072192Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs A chance to possess a body!!!!Rolls.:d20: 3 :cry_cirno: 👻
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMyA8DHrgccVPqbOC by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:18:19Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @erin Your D&D character is clearly a real person with reasonable thoughts and feelings.This is too much to ask of some people to get a salt shaker.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMyJMRaKDvnFOw65Y by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:20:13Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar You attempt to possess Stellar's body, before realising that they aren't unconscious.And that their soul is still in their body.And that you're not a ghost.You realise you've just pulled some bedding out of your bag of holding, draped it over yourself, and started saying 'WoooOOooooOoo.' a lot.Even the noises inside the cave turned to that of concern and confusion.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMyNT5PZSi90TWUQi by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:21:26.564194Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar :laughing_cirno: *I can't....THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME GM*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMyXmOed8mnnCRNdg by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:22:09Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs i'm terrorized by the noises and run completely blind in the cave
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMyXmkzI6eOuStDRw by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:23:16.499915Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs Casually throws rocks in Stellars direction.Rolls:d20: 8
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMyizCdMF7yhBA5tQ by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:24:57Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Gentle sobbing is heard in the cave following a stray rock hitting the last of a priceless collection.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMytzKLEgWeGa0sam by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:24:34Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @erin Given the totally bonkers situation you both find yourselves in, the beast in the cave (practically invisible to your untrained eyes) is gently trying to corral you into not knocking over their carefully arranged furniture.You hear crashing noises, and believe you're beating the monster up, whilst it's actually very stressed about its collection of one of a kind plates being destroyed.But one plate remains, and you see a glint in the darkness as the monster is emotionally defeated, it hands you the Salt Shaker of Doom personally.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMytzdU5Vq1DwyAQi by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:27:04Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin victory!
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMyvzOtvvqr4d6Gum by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:27:40.796585Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs Nooo, I'm allergic to salt!!!!Rolls15
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMyzpcyDAWLvBVrt2 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:28:11Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs ffs @erin that's why we are here1
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMz8PcgGWOVsLT9IO by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:28:45Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Briefly, you wonder what lead you to go on a quest specifically entailing being around the one thing you're deathly allergic to.The salt doesn't affect you, but the tentacle on your hand re-emerged just in time to be a little upset by the salt it suddenly got coated in.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMz8PthFG0Oj7Qjom by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:29:54.173764Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar Licks salt covered tentacle.Rolls2
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzEFGXgZmPUVta2y by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:30:49Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs erin plz no
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzFyF9wfFdHD4UFM by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:31:17.620477Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs *continues to lick and shoves tentacle down throat*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzJHsFPrKF1nw68O by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:31:22Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar The tentacle forms a question mark, as best it can, to ask why on Earth you'd do that.Tastes like salty rubber, then you remember that you're deathly allergic to salt again.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzJIcgdCTLLpfBWC by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:31:53.148309Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar *starts to heave, and blood comes out*Rolls13
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzKVVWDGInbJt1G4 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:31:34Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs ERIN STOP
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzNn8B94qV80XGCW by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:32:04Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs W H Y YOU ROLL
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzNnVDlPHGHTJf7I by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:32:42.283678Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs I must walk to my death with honor.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzP6c6C9uLqG9naC by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:32:34Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Before you can, the tentacle disappears. It seems like even the Old Ones aren't keen to put up with this weird tentacle stuff.You discover that you no longer have your Warlock powers, you've literally weirded out these Lovecraftian abominations.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzb41ZeBZhHqm6fQ by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:35:04.472997Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar My long wished for event has been achieved. I have weirded out the Lovecraftian Creatures.Now with my powers gone, I look into the abyss that is the dark cave. Looking for anything with glowing eyes, in particular red ones.Rolls3
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzblwSMZcpUiidnc by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:33:24Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin stop being so lewd erin well find tentacles monsters later
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzmMNljVFxPOXiRk by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:36:04Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar With a roll of 3, you're unsure you even have eyes yourself.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzmMguaKZKMlV0Hg by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:37:07.432416Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar Now that all I have is sound, I run flailing into the darkness.Cursing the Gods in the process.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzvRF32Fnz5NnCW8 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:35:55Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs 3 critical fail you faile to see  you're fucking blind now
       
 (DIR) Post #9lMzzNyt6HSA8D7FqK by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:39:00Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Unfortunately for you, darkness doesn't have a sound. You only hear yourself cursing the Gods as you run back toward the town that issued the quest, Salt Shaker securely placed in your bag.When you return, you hear someone talking about 'reward money', but your own blasphemy drowns them out. You wake up six days later, vision restored, known as a local hero for securing a shaker of salt.By this point, Stellar has unfortunately explained to the town that your contribution to the quest involved failing to eat a tentacle.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN02w6cgKMQpuQXRY by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:40:08.537137Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar *Goes to the market to find the strongest form of Ale money can buy*Drinks my sorrows away.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN03PKS1zeZTC7UWW by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:39:58Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin erin is more hardcore than me and i'm jealous
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN0875fGjKKLtRo12 by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:40:43Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @erin Do you want to be hardcore if being hardcore means accidentally going blind and doing the right thing in as wrong a way as possible?Now that I say it, don't we all.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN0AmgvZIApxF9OVM by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:41:19Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Sadly, this town has a prohibition in effect, the strongest drink you can get is some stale tap water.Given your reputation, you're still charged as though it were a fine wine.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN0I5bxcgMif1JK9g by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:42:52.899072Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar My gold :cry_cirno: *As I look upon myself to find anything left of value, I take a necklace my mother gave to me when I was young.*I walk into the slums and look for the black market still searching for illegal ale.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN0L9Ok04gZH2aRvc by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:43:11Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs erin please come back
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN0dgKYIT3CcmSpQ8 by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:45:38Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Pendant in hand, you notice a thick smog waivering toward you, Stellar follows behind.The two of you recognise the scent for what it is. Dwarven stout ale.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN0dgk4lZT1twPDCi by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:46:46.168741Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar *Eyes darting around ferociously, trying to find the Dwarven ale.*Rolls6
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN1XQL4wKxzFDI33Q by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:55:39Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar You see the heavily barricaded door to a house littered with chimneys, where the smoke bellows from.You can only assume they have some idea of where the ale is made.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN1XQhlZz7ANZuAPw by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:56:50.106794Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar *Attempts to find a window or hole in the wall, to break and or crawl into*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN1dibtv89beK9zQ8 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T08:57:15Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs erin no *tries to grab erin*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN1ditypucEYOcQbI by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T08:57:59.543534Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs *I oiled myself earlier, I slip and Stellars grasp fails*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN1qWUaHo59pYqMFc by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T08:59:36Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar 'I oiled myself earlier.'Roll for Deception against me in real life. With disadvantage (roll twice, take the lower roll as the result).
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN1rqa55BCaQM2uCe by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:00:32.964573Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar Roll x25
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2Aedxgp7gu2pT8K by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:02:34Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar With a -20 because I literally know you didn't say it, you get a -15. Luckily it can't go lower than 1.I decide to let you do it anyway, because it's fun and I support that.You both slide around, it's a little oily and weird but Erin certainly fails to crawl into the building as you attempt to stop them.The door opens and a dwarf shouts, in my best Scottish accent (I do decent voices, but pretend it's really good for my sake), 'Oi, whatcher doin' to my brewery?', the two of you look at his quizzically before he goes...
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2Afbs652rtqrJVw by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:02:50Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar 'Err, not brewery, legitimate business house!' and coughs, awkwardly.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2EVxjuJx98av8ds by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T09:03:14Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin "I WANT ALE"
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2EWHEjpY6742i24 by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:04:01Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @erin 'Could yer speak up, I'm sure the next two towns over didn't hear you.' the dwarf chides you, allowing you into the 'legitimate business house'.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2EWYxfvj902Krey by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:04:38.528684Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar *Attempts to pickpocket Dwarf*Roll13
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2TsfblOhnuKlcBs by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:07:04Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Given his lack of awareness, you suspect he's been drinking his own product, you get the drop on him.As your hand enters his pocket, you feel it, the ancient treasure of...Oh, it's nothing.You have gained 'pocket lint', please note it on your character sheet.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2WKzjQN7OKlLpey by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:07:51.314701Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar :cry_cirno:
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2dJ8WjOqAb8mxLU by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:08:11Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar You don't know, it could be the thing that wins you the game.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2dJVvKPYVlhjdoW by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:09:06.704427Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar :thinking_cirno: Verywell *stashes lint in bag*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2eNq4jWtJTJffO4 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T09:09:10Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin LISTEN TO THE DM x3
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2o5s0Oc8IddChyS by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:10:45Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar *With entry the brewery secured, you've started the quest proper. You have completed the demo of Mastodongeons & Dragons.*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2pnd7BRCme93JTs by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:11:23.032786Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar Wow.*clicks hidden button in demo menu*
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2vho5kJSMKB0FP6 by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T09:11:38Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs wait what
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2viCuG3J1Z8c45A by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:12:26.908131Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs *Cast illusion magic on Stellar so they don't see the buttons location*Roll 9
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN2zt8bYml4cnamps by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:13:12.443433Z
       
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       @Ste1lar @Thighs *Just relizes I can still cast magic* I look down to the pendent it glows, pulsating.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN31vW1gsMOZvWGps by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:13:19Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar You attempt to cast illusion magic in real life, black sparks hop from your fingertips and you can scarcely believe it worked, then it flickers out of existence.You should know that illusions only work as long as you believe in them, Erin.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN37nzMaW6qyK2q6C by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:14:38.287607Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar Wait, why do I still have this pendant.Why does the screen look funny....Why do I get the feeling I'm being played by the gods?
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN3CjbsIP8mq5POyG by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:15:23Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Your vision fades, you awake looking at the normal screen you use Mastodon on, the artifacts and magic have faded.But you'll always have the memories.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN3Dau89GEe83MEHg by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:15:41.120589Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar GG that was fun :D
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN3KtCWWJWCtzRIhs by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:16:51Z
       
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       @erin @Ste1lar Very much considering running a D&D campaign again, at this point.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN3MOJUKZLfgWPfyS by absturztaube@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:17:15.991300Z
       
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       @erin @Thighs @Ste1lar ( i need to read this thread later )
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN3Sc9vlV3eMeuUfQ by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:18:23.947680Z
       
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       @Thighs @Ste1lar Neato~It's fairly fun to do, I used to play it a lot on online forums but I stopped after a while cause life took over. Gotta get back into it.Perhaps try being a GM again every now and then. (Only ever did that twice)
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN3WVU8WNQ0p7DX7Y by Thighs@sleeping.town
       2019-07-30T09:18:37Z
       
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       @absturztaube @erin @Ste1lar I'm sorry I'm so poor at tagging, we'll just assume that you spent the duration of the story being competent and fixing the mistakes. :blobcat:
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN3Z6SG2WZy3uZo2q by Ste1lar@niu.moe
       2019-07-30T09:19:05Z
       
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       @erin yeah i saw you're an expert
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN3Z785X02W9e9DFI by erin@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:19:34.046538Z
       
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       @Ste1lar Hehe... guhu.
       
 (DIR) Post #9lN4MmolK8f9dcnGjY by absturztaube@fedi.absturztau.be
       2019-07-30T09:28:31.669671Z
       
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       @Thighs @erin @Ste1lar it's ok, i'm just enjoying the show :blobcat3c: