Post 9khmpO9zrGy8i3IF2e by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@radical.town
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 (DIR) Post #9khmpMGetX6qq8OX9E by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@radical.town
       2019-07-09T16:36:26Z
       
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       It’s my birthday today, and I’m 20!That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, FOLKS*every fediverse account from every instance comes in with everything for a HUGE party*
       
 (DIR) Post #9khmpNzMUoSiB4JkSu by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@radical.town
       2019-07-09T16:49:31Z
       
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       the first person I see is @gayalien. “OMG It’s Conner!” I exclaim. “I can’t believe you came to my birthday party!” She responds with “Shout out to the 10th anniversary of the most twisted post of all time” and shows me this tweet
       
 (DIR) Post #9khmpO9zrGy8i3IF2e by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@radical.town
       2019-07-09T16:53:17Z
       
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       Then @laser shows up. “Oh shit Laser! Welcome to my party!” I yell. Laser then says “Whomst among us wouldn’t want a decade-plus dick pOwning?”
       
 (DIR) Post #9khmpPGljZyq9LTAEi by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@radical.town
       2019-07-09T16:56:39Z
       
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       Now @garfiald is here. “Hey Garf! It’s my birthday.” I exclaim. Garf, enraged, then says “This motherfucker stole my bit! If he starts talking about medieval lesbians his ass is grass!”