Post 9jsxeedupNMZAXCT5c by uninstall@pl.smuglo.li
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 (DIR) Post #312338 by quad@weeaboo.space
       2018-10-01T12:47:58.640443Z
       
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       password generators are shit because they have to rely on the random number generators in your computers and software that the NSA obviously controlsthe most secure password generator is putting a cat on your keyboard because nobody knows what the hell those devils think, not even the NSA
       
 (DIR) Post #312908 by Shrigglepuss@octodon.social
       2018-10-01T13:33:10Z
       
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       @quad What's your catword?
       
 (DIR) Post #313581 by lis@niu.moe
       2018-10-01T14:36:08Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @quad The most secure password generator is a bunch of Schrödinger's cats on keyboards
       
 (DIR) Post #313604 by 361.xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org
       2018-10-01T14:37:24.856817Z
       
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       @quad KBCSPRNG (kitty based cryptographically secure pseudo random number generator)cats will never become obsolete at this rate now that they're an integral part of any secure cryptosystem
       
 (DIR) Post #315511 by strozzascotte@mastodon.partecipa.digital
       2018-10-01T15:44:52Z
       
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       Thanks for the Pro security tip @quad. Unfortunately, I don't have a cat: are dogs an equally secure alternative?
       
 (DIR) Post #315512 by quad@weeaboo.space
       2018-10-01T16:18:27.745323Z
       
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       @strozzascotte Not if it's well trained. That lowers entropy
       
 (DIR) Post #330529 by marsxyz@sale.gauchiste.club
       2018-10-02T15:45:41.094575Z
       
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       @quad tech told me my cat was botnet
       
 (DIR) Post #330530 by quad@weeaboo.space
       2018-10-02T16:01:33.985518Z
       
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       @marsxyz Trust me, they tried: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty
       
 (DIR) Post #364658 by aleks@cybre.space
       2018-10-04T16:24:08Z
       
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       @quad (cc @ljf ^)
       
 (DIR) Post #459992 by alkahest@slime.global
       2018-10-10T06:57:24Z
       
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       @quad i take it that you haven't read the leak about NSA's ERRATICFELINE code-name operation
       
 (DIR) Post #459993 by quad@weeaboo.space
       2018-10-10T07:04:18.202454Z
       
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       @alkahest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty
       
 (DIR) Post #9jsIKg5NembLjRP0Sm by half_cambodian_hacker_man@mastodon.technology
       2019-06-15T13:39:32Z
       
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       @xj9 Is it really psuedo-random, though?
       
 (DIR) Post #9jsIKgKyin4uVohSm8 by 361.xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org
       2019-06-15T15:16:51.748955Z
       
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       @half_cambodian_hacker_manits-joke.png
       
 (DIR) Post #9jswJ6mJRMDM6XI20u by meowski@freespeechextremist.com
       2019-06-15T22:44:48.498207Z
       
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       @quad spots are my fave
       
 (DIR) Post #9jsxeedupNMZAXCT5c by uninstall@pl.smuglo.li
       2019-06-15T22:59:54.245538Z
       
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       @meowski @quad  considering cloudflare actually uses lava lamps as a source of entropy KBCSPRNG might not be such a bad idea
       
 (DIR) Post #9jt1IrX6caKEaosZ8K by meowski@freespeechextremist.com
       2019-06-15T23:40:47.338383Z
       
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       @uninstall @quad Lava lamps sound kinda gimmickey tbh.  A single back-biased transistor provides an endless source of truly random analog noise
       
 (DIR) Post #9jt5Lg4m4enLkGE1Ue by happynigger@pawoo.net
       2019-06-16T00:26:06Z
       
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       @quad TFW no cat.