Post 9jMES38GFc62M1PSy0 by Juju@calc.news
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(DIR) Post #9jMDqnLVys8WgBqQuu by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
2019-05-31T02:34:00Z
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which homestar runner character would be the most likely to get cancelled on the fediverseI'd say Pom Pom
(DIR) Post #9jMDqna36plLPGe2ZU by Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online
2019-05-31T03:18:16Z
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@ben Coach Z “rapguy69@/hotwife.social” is cancelled immediately for having no profile pic, reply guy behavior, porn with no CW, and being a creep in general.
(DIR) Post #9jMDqnjyVvhbu3Hy2i by Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online
2019-05-31T03:22:20Z
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@ben in contrast, Homsar “gravytrain@/kznk.me” is a breakaway success, regarded as the preeminent surrealist shitposting genius.
(DIR) Post #9jMDqnwjkTuWXdG9w0 by Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online
2019-05-31T03:29:53Z
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@ben Pop Pom, a major influencer on Twitter, would be cancelled and defederated for trying to start his own .com instance with his leagues of sycophant followers. Bubs would be cancelled and immediately defederated for trying to run an unmoderated, for-profit instance. King of Town does not know how to use a computer. I don’t even want to think about what kind of user the Poopsmith would be.
(DIR) Post #9jMDqo4tGAQswv4fdw by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
2019-05-31T03:33:41Z
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@Sapphicgiraffic the king of town canonically does have email access, though, as seen in the episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People where the king of town murders people so he can get more dessertsthe poopsmith is just jackdaw ruiz but with all of the physical attractiveness points moved over to even more charisma
(DIR) Post #9jMDqoFAdwejSnssfQ by Juju@calc.news
2019-05-31T03:56:58Z
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@ben @Sapphicgiraffic I just played that for old time's sake today and that was the whole point of episode 2The King of Town puts an email tax so he can get more dessert, Strong Bad immediately gets arrested for not paying his taxes cause he's the one who have an email show and everyone gets to be an independent country at war with each otherMeaning the KoT have a computer and definitely have a grasp of what email is, pretty useful for ordering food anyway
(DIR) Post #9jMDtd6MWealmA6ojY by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
2019-05-31T03:56:23Z
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@Juju @Sapphicgiraffic don't you actually break into the castle and check the king's emails at some point
(DIR) Post #9jMEBe9rKw5iGTKslM by Juju@calc.news
2019-05-31T04:00:47Z
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@ben @Sapphicgiraffic yup, you actually find out the original sender of the sbemail at the beginning was actually the King of Town and it was just a ruseyou also get to be the King of Town but it's boring so you let the original King of Town win his castle back and repeal the tax through reverse psychology
(DIR) Post #9jMEGXxdnwwuUbxPvM by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
2019-05-31T04:00:31Z
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@Juju @Sapphicgiraffic I remember there being a turn based strategy game you had to lose at some point in SBCG4AP
(DIR) Post #9jMES38GFc62M1PSy0 by Juju@calc.news
2019-05-31T04:03:43Z
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@ben @Sapphicgiraffic yeah, that's pretty much the last thing in the game, you play as the King of Town and you have to get through the Homestarmyyou have to win it, though
(DIR) Post #9jMEgIa7bi2sK8EgU4 by Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online
2019-05-31T04:02:32Z
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@ben @Juju do we actually see the KoT using the computer tho? He strikes me as the kind of clueless old person who would have an assistant send emails for him.
(DIR) Post #9jMEgIugNGUZLtr6X2 by Juju@calc.news
2019-05-31T04:06:19Z
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@Sapphicgiraffic @ben we even see him replying to Strong Bad's emails on his Lappyhe doesn't even make fun of the sender's name