Post 9ieLgOIGMWde6APU3s by remulacfrommars@knzk.me
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 (DIR) Post #9ieLSHyB4tFyQmI6Pg by selontheweb@cryptids.online
       2019-05-06T16:26:59Z
       
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       "At his rally in Seattle, Yang reiterated his vow to become the first president to use PowerPoint in the State of the Union. That prompted the crowd to break into a chant of “PowerPoint, PowerPoint, PowerPoint!”"
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLSI6KaZmKq46c7c by selontheweb@cryptids.online
       2019-05-06T16:27:48Z
       
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       this is the dumbest shit. i mean it's really beyond anything i could ever imagine happening. it's not politics anymore. i don't know what's happening
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLUARc1lj7fexFOi by baronnarcveldt@knzk.me
       2019-05-06T16:29:50Z
       
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       @selontheweb this is a good pinned toot because it applies every day to every news story
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLUKDRhIKvycP4hk by selontheweb@cryptids.online
       2019-05-06T16:31:56Z
       
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       @baronnarcveldt LOL
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLUS4WULx8LGI3uK by amsomniac@mastodon.sdf.org
       2019-05-06T17:08:03Z
       
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       @selontheweb Choice of Presentation Software, a defining Issue in the 2020 Election
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLUdTk4vf5ifArFA by andi@nuklear.family
       2019-05-06T16:38:30Z
       
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       @selontheweb Holy fuck god is dead
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLfOB1JM0PRkXpAG by pig@jorts.horse
       2019-05-06T16:34:18Z
       
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       @selontheweb these dweebs are all on a campaign to turn me into the jock bully stereotype I never knew but feared anyway
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLgNqG2eEkhJJ7PU by remulacfrommars@knzk.me
       2019-05-06T17:12:06Z
       
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       @selontheweb this is the natural outcome of all that "run the country like a business" junk
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLgO6D5KztUmlrH6 by selontheweb@cryptids.online
       2019-05-06T17:12:14Z
       
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       @remulacfrommars YUP
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLgOIGMWde6APU3s by remulacfrommars@knzk.me
       2019-05-06T17:13:10Z
       
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       @selontheweb Vote for me, and I will put the Excel in American Excellence
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLgQQ8SE7khA6nbs by erosdiscordia@radical.town
       2019-05-06T18:47:52Z
       
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       @remulacfrommars Full-body cringe here. @selontheweb
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLgjbT8JTmBoYcPg by pig@jorts.horse
       2019-05-06T16:34:43Z
       
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       @selontheweb which is a long way of saying I want to stuff Yang into a locker
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLgjoaLXyGqUh5rE by selontheweb@cryptids.online
       2019-05-06T16:35:15Z
       
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       @pig "this prompted the crowd to begin chanting 'SWIRLY SWIRLY SWIRLY'"
       
 (DIR) Post #9ieLgjxRob3nHyqAfg by pig@jorts.horse
       2019-05-06T16:37:50Z
       
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       @selontheweb "I promise you, I will be the first president to be fully pantsed during the State of the Union, and also to receive a wet willy during a state funeral"