Post 9hm6OFTB64I18QJcbg by Olivia@ms-olive.club
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(DIR) Post #9hm5DDLUYNgPPLtXyy by lain@testing.pleroma.lol
2019-04-13T19:37:22.915506Z
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.Tusky_1555184202006_RKVF22OGOQ.…
(DIR) Post #9hm5nmESK84C212RFo by hansbauer@fosstodon.org
2019-04-13T19:43:59Z
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@laind e l e t
(DIR) Post #9hm6AbpFBJGIPs8IXw by Chuculate@niu.moe
2019-04-13T19:48:06Z
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@lain Let's toast for good friends 🥂
(DIR) Post #9hm6CAPO5XDNxlmWDA by lisbeth_salander@knzk.me
2019-04-13T19:39:12Z
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@lain
(DIR) Post #9hm6Hu8hUPObF6iDcu by Olivia@ms-olive.club
2019-04-13T19:49:25.734434Z
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@lain you watched the clone wars?
(DIR) Post #9hm6K86KYDUt7ifH5k by lain@testing.pleroma.lol
2019-04-13T19:49:50.870485Z
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@Olivia no, too old for that.
(DIR) Post #9hm6OFTB64I18QJcbg by Olivia@ms-olive.club
2019-04-13T19:50:35.296208Z
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@lain was gonna say, not even i watched that lol
(DIR) Post #9hm6uQTrh3EWYGyq9Y by phildobangnz@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-13T19:56:25.063648Z
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@lain @Olivia i mean i was too old for that n i think i was the target demo when it came out :P
(DIR) Post #9hm77UOCTLzQRGYkmO by hfaust@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-13T19:58:46.529197Z
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@lain Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.obiwan.jpg
(DIR) Post #9hm7SVVhV3D1zr5ds8 by lain@testing.pleroma.lol
2019-04-13T20:02:33.251869Z
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@hfaust imagine they would have just stopped star wars after the first movie
(DIR) Post #9hm7dRjHtgvvSKf4BE by hfaust@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-13T20:04:33.243273Z
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@lain George Lucas finally gets to make American Graffiti 3