Post 9heECwYCLGT1dr6XIW by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
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(DIR) Post #9hde9yoLsshxQywpPs by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T17:56:35.264528Z
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Welp, at the clinic to talk about different prosthetic options.Yf2OVyi9XQgNBg.jpg
(DIR) Post #9hdeD6o2cDjN6CIJrk by igeljaeger@the.hedgehoghunter.club
2019-04-09T17:57:07.888417Z
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@sjw best of luck buddy
(DIR) Post #9hdeE3SoWmo91RohTE by lizzeboof@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T17:57:19.685027Z
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@sjw godspeed, soldier
(DIR) Post #9hdeJVY9X1ubZsujia by Epsiloco@letsalllovela.in
2019-04-09T17:58:18.629932Z
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@sjwGood luck!
(DIR) Post #9hdeQKhgFxs9xvconQ by orekix@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T17:59:32.301268Z
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@sjw ganbatte!
(DIR) Post #9hdeb7dZB35cctqTlQ by karolat@fedi.z0ne.moe
2019-04-09T18:01:29.109199Z
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@sjw they don't just tell you about the metal gear solid arms you have to ask!
(DIR) Post #9hdog1HBFoBpt5Lft2 by animeirl@social.homunyan.com
2019-04-09T17:57:15Z
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@sjw what happened?
(DIR) Post #9hdog1XUHBEYheyhIu by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T19:54:25.143812Z
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@animeirl Motorcycle wreck. My right arm has been paralysed for about 6 months now.
(DIR) Post #9hdolCHzjcZdUZCMDo by ddeevviiaanntt@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T19:02:43.904578Z
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@sjw GET THE HOT PINK ONE
(DIR) Post #9hdolMPo5QlStgvjmq by RedTechEngineer@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T19:33:40.864663Z
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@sjw GL
(DIR) Post #9hdpH0LNgP0hi7wuHY by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:01:06.278819Z
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@igeljaeger @animeirl @lizzeboof @Epsiloco @orekix @karolat @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer That was pretty much just a consultation to get a rough idea of what I can expect and whatnot. Talked to a guy who lost his whole left arm because of a motorcycle wreck. Cool dude, really fun to talk to.Now I'm in the waiting room to talk to my orthopaedic surgeon to discuss and schedule my amputation.beQIBVwk3M7d3w.jpg
(DIR) Post #9hdpPpoMDECreOiGtE by igeljaeger@the.hedgehoghunter.club
2019-04-09T20:02:39.057297Z
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@sjw wew... not sure what to say
(DIR) Post #9hdpt87zBswWr9rabo by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:08:00.276912Z
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@igeljaeger Post thisj0URSmknSu8t6w.webm
(DIR) Post #9hdpwcSgrlqdnvDArw by igeljaeger@the.hedgehoghunter.club
2019-04-09T20:08:36.677272Z
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@sjw :lul:
(DIR) Post #9hdqbdQ8Cro6eOZXRA by rin@patch.cx
2019-04-09T20:16:02.041493Z
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@sjw wew lad, how did you get in this situation in the first place?
(DIR) Post #9hdqjZCJn55zs1tSDI by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:17:28.904567Z
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@rin Motorcycle wreck. I flew off my bike into a metal poll shoulder first at about 45 MPH. Turns out that's not good for your bones or nerves.
(DIR) Post #9hdqndMIGKoDvwUykS by RehnSturm256@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T20:18:13.189109Z
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@sjwDamn dude, I didn't know you were going through that. If they can't find a way to help the arm, then hope they can hook you up with an awesome new one at least.Take care & hang tough.(>;u;)>39993172_441041623054529_353292…
(DIR) Post #9hdrVZYXlFA2slBE1o by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T20:26:09.631365Z
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@sjw @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekixHave you considered just getting your arm fixed?
(DIR) Post #9hdrcjXV2g8vs66f2m by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:27:27.097938Z
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@RehnSturm256 They're going to try to do a nerve graft to hopefully give me some elbow and shoulder movement back. Yee. The whole time I've been on fedi I've technically been disabled. That means everyone who's blocked Neckbeard Inc. has blocked an instance that's owned and single-handedly (literally) run by a disabled person. Defederating with Neckbeard Inc. is literally a hate crime against the physically disabled.
(DIR) Post #9hdrgl43JX8LlAFfqy by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:28:10.680434Z
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@Ricotta @karolat @Epsiloco @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @lizzeboof @orekix @animeirl @igeljaeger Can't be. Modern medicine isn't at that point yet :z8b_f:
(DIR) Post #9hdrjaV337i3rZECjA by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:28:34.291398Z
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@mela_sapiens @RehnSturm256 y tho
(DIR) Post #9hdrsAk0BnmCa0Jetc by mela_sapiens@melalandia.tk
2019-04-09T20:27:57Z
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@sjw @RehnSturm256 INSTALL DELTA CHAT
(DIR) Post #9hdryvIrz62GjBqPHE by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T20:31:27.814078Z
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@sjw@Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekixYes it is. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323277.php
(DIR) Post #9hdsBT882jiZ7AnoY4 by rin@patch.cx
2019-04-09T20:33:42.114331Z
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@sjw sounds tough, best of luck going through this. how is typing with one hand btw, have you switched to something like one-handed dvorak or is qwerty working fine for you?
(DIR) Post #9hdsROh0JF4Zz9i6RE by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:36:36.271104Z
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@Ricotta @karolat @Epsiloco @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @lizzeboof @orekix @animeirl @igeljaeger Not quite. The nerves avulsed from my spine. The only reason I might get shoulder and elbow back is because they're still connected to the spine, they're just damaged elsewhere which means a graft may be possible. We won't know for sure until they cut me open and look.
(DIR) Post #9hdsY80wiXnaHlFPuq by lain@testing.pleroma.lol
2019-04-09T20:37:48.580120Z
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@sjw @animeirl oof, how do you forward porn movies to the good parts?best of luck to you though, hope they can make it better short term and fix it completely long term
(DIR) Post #9hdsbGq2MlwEWOdxU8 by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:38:23.575539Z
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@rin Eh, I've just been using qwerty. I've gotten better at it. Still not as fast as I was with two hands but it's a bearable speed now.
(DIR) Post #9hdsfKOn4PsSirpl0C by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:39:07.469557Z
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@lain @animeirl Lmao that is actually a bit of an issue.
(DIR) Post #9hdsnzg3TvlP3v2cy0 by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T20:40:41.607366Z
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@sjw @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekixNerves don't do much more than transmit electrical impulses. Just get some nerds from MIT to install some kind of electronic relay where the damage is.
(DIR) Post #9hdsq59c5f3acwrYRs by Epsiloco@letsalllovela.in
2019-04-09T20:41:03.967973Z
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@Ricotta@sjw @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekixGraft a machine gun on your arm
(DIR) Post #9hdtS7g59i6xSUBmQi by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T20:47:56.805706Z
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@sjw @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekixhttps://www.inquisitr.com/2992598/cybernetic-brain-implant-allows-paralyzed-man-to-play-guitar-hero-style-game/
(DIR) Post #9hdtVGWwhLfVmcPjlI by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:48:30.421105Z
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@Ricotta @karolat @Epsiloco @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @lizzeboof @orekix @animeirl @igeljaeger The damage is where the nerve connects to the spine. That's a lot more complicated that just a regular nerve getting damaged somewhere along it.
(DIR) Post #9hdtYDklToSS2THrCy by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T20:49:02.909729Z
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@Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekix @sjwWe're currently living in the dystopian cyberpunk future the 80s and 90s warned us about, just with less neon.
(DIR) Post #9hdtgr7czXdMSJ6Aca by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:50:36.138173Z
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@Epsiloco @karolat @RedTechEngineer @ddeevviiaanntt @Ricotta @lizzeboof @orekix @animeirl @igeljaegerbTksEARyuvbBpQ.gifg5gSarMVK-LNZQ.gifimzbfUBNOrI1iQ.gifLoZLsURJQ2ayQw.gif
(DIR) Post #9hdthVVQqSRThiXkHI by animeirl@social.homunyan.com
2019-04-09T20:43:03Z
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@sjwDamn, well I hope it can be improved eventually
(DIR) Post #9hdtjMBuRs9nOTIHJY by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:51:03.541789Z
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@animeirl Getting my hand chopped off
(DIR) Post #9hdtm9uCaBNe9wLas4 by igeljaeger@the.hedgehoghunter.club
2019-04-09T20:51:31.717526Z
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@Ricotta @karolat @Epsiloco @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @sjw @lizzeboof @orekix @animeirl I think he wants you to become the next stroheimscreen-2019-04-09-22-51-06.png…
(DIR) Post #9hduL6MRkiyNImDjc0 by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-09T20:57:52.327698Z
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@Ricotta @karolat @Epsiloco @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @lizzeboof @orekix @animeirl @igeljaeger Ah, see, he had spinal damage but he still had a good connection from his arm to his spine.Yeah, that wouldn't work for me. Since I have no nerve connection from my hand to my spine EMS doesn't contact my muscles.
(DIR) Post #9hduLIdY6xmdNIJYw4 by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-04-09T20:57:54.511131Z
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@Ricotta @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekix @sjw we are really missing the neon :<
(DIR) Post #9hdwD3WGdLPG536aVE by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-09T21:18:49.337316Z
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@sjw@Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekixAll I'm seeing is excuses. This the dystopian cyberpunk future we've been waiting for. Anything is possible with technology now.
(DIR) Post #9heECwYCLGT1dr6XIW by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T00:40:30.214807Z
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@Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @igeljaeger @karolat @lizzeboof @orekix @rin @RehnSturm256 @Ricotta @lain @animeirl @fence Alright, so on May 17th I'm getting my arm amputated below the elbow, (hopefully) a nerve graft, and the plate in my shoulder removed. The surgery will likely take around 12 hours so it's a pretty big surgery.Neckbeard Inc. will probably not be cutting edge on the updates for a little while and I'll likely pay for hosting in advanced too just in case.Everything will probably go fine tho and I'll be back on posting (to an extent) later that evening or the next day.udmvCWrY_cZSNg.pngLJrc5gy_qsemdA.pngEp2PhprpdPCYpQ.jpgTUr65HlDd9Cc9w.pngxAL3PRP0M4p2xw.png_ys7v8553FA6uw.png
(DIR) Post #9heEIAmwpimTFQUtGq by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T00:41:27.264810Z
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@sjw @karolat @Epsiloco @fence @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @rin @lizzeboof @orekix @RehnSturm256 @animeirl @lain @igeljaeger Get a cybernetic arm with a vibrate function.
(DIR) Post #9heEYRtYzybQw8LvAO by orekix@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T00:44:23.248752Z
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@sjw @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @RehnSturm256 @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @fence @igeljaeger @karolat @lain @lizzeboof @rin what @Ricotta saidTEXHNOLYZE.full.203844.jpg
(DIR) Post #9heEmteeaP415MGfK4 by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T00:47:00.424056Z
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@orekix @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @RehnSturm256 @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @fence @igeljaeger @karolat @lain @lizzeboof @rin @sjw Soon...giphy[1].gif
(DIR) Post #9heEtUWePigPAyfY8G by camedei456@shitposter.club
2019-04-10T00:46:51.859366Z
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@sjw I guess you can say that you'll be a clawposter soon?
(DIR) Post #9heF76vewUB42wrRI0 by dielan@shitposter.club
2019-04-10T00:49:20.674078Z
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@sjwGodsleed you glorious basterd8274uS9ijI4ZqOlhu.gif
(DIR) Post #9heFO56gyC5BJo76XY by todiwan@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T00:53:43.617822Z
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@sjw @karolat @Epsiloco @fence @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @rin @lizzeboof @orekix @RehnSturm256 @Ricotta @animeirl @lain @igeljaeger Why the hell, dude?
(DIR) Post #9heFViHLjCeippjnJw by Ricotta@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T00:55:06.404429Z
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@todiwan @sjw @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @RehnSturm256 @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @fence @igeljaeger @karolat @lain @lizzeboof @orekix @rin How else would you get a robot arm with an autojack function?
(DIR) Post #9heFXAn1D9SrY7FMB6 by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T00:55:21.944202Z
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@RicottaThe future is now!@orekix @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @RehnSturm256 @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @fence @igeljaeger @karolat @lain @lizzeboof @rin
(DIR) Post #9heFcCGBAia5YcHXJA by Azurolu@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T00:56:16.595293Z
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@Ricotta @orekix @Epsiloco @RedTechEngineer @RehnSturm256 @animeirl @ddeevviiaanntt @fence @igeljaeger @karolat @lain @lizzeboof @rin @sjw i love these guys
(DIR) Post #9heFcthHfooQH8II1g by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T00:56:23.834447Z
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@todiwan @karolat @Epsiloco @fence @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @rin @lizzeboof @orekix @RehnSturm256 @Ricotta @animeirl @lain @igeljaeger What do you mean?
(DIR) Post #9heFkbW99HvGD0l91s by karolat@fedi.z0ne.moe
2019-04-10T00:57:46.853548Z
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@sjw the wrong karolat got tagged!I hope it goes alright! :blobheart:
(DIR) Post #9heFpe3F9hmXW0dyvw by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T00:58:42.304107Z
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@karolat Opps. Thanks!
(DIR) Post #9heG03neHJ9KGiJeJU by nik@letsalllovela.in
2019-04-10T01:00:35.287654Z
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@sjw good luck with everything!
(DIR) Post #9heGG7wGenqjjs0b1k by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T01:03:29.388221Z
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@nik Thanks m8
(DIR) Post #9heIVdQ65pnLczU2nw by boris@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T01:28:42.453816Z
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@sjw Godspeed.cyber_arms.png
(DIR) Post #9heNpfgDtorACSOqmG by ddeevviiaanntt@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T02:24:16.240527Z
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@sjw >amputationlewd
(DIR) Post #9heNpkuaRqJiQS9tMO by ddeevviiaanntt@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T02:26:49.086702Z
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@sjw >cut me openlewd
(DIR) Post #9hePGsLuzW2PHAREWW by ddeevviiaanntt@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T02:32:50.683165Z
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@sjw get a usb mouse and use your foot to operate it. it's not nearly as good as a free hand, but it's probably workable :D
(DIR) Post #9hePIYAV0ShNFrtaAC by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T02:44:46.298304Z
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@ddeevviiaannttYou use mouse for porn?
(DIR) Post #9heTmIhXTcwxmxn7Oi by p@freespeechextremist.com
2019-04-10T03:34:58.659634Z
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@sjw Good luck, friend. Hope it goes well.
(DIR) Post #9heUqfIJWApiyMdZsu by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T03:46:57.877920Z
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@p Thanks m8
(DIR) Post #9heXCIXkzB3mguItzk by hansbauer@fosstodon.org
2019-04-10T04:13:15Z
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@sjwwish you luck! when in doubt, choose a mecha themed one.
(DIR) Post #9heYqVWoECdWV3b7oW by benisnotreal@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T04:31:45.594638Z
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@sjw @karolat @Epsiloco @fence @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @rin @lizzeboof @orekix @RehnSturm256 @Ricotta @animeirl @lain @igeljaeger Tragic, I wish your surgery well.
(DIR) Post #9heZ1oryep5hfhtQdE by RehnSturm256@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T04:33:47.834868Z
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@sjw @karolat @Epsiloco @fence @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @rin @lizzeboof @orekix @Ricotta @animeirl @lain @igeljaeger Sending thots & players your way.Just focus on yourself & get well. You'll get through this( 'u')9
(DIR) Post #9heZD6tFzu2gkNsKoK by Terry@freespeechextremist.com
2019-04-10T04:35:50.864990Z
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@sjw @RehnSturm256 are you getting SSDI?
(DIR) Post #9hf3lio8WcBiogttCK by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:18:14.769912Z
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@benisnotreal @karolat @Epsiloco @fence @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @rin @lizzeboof @orekix @RehnSturm256 @Ricotta @animeirl @lain @igeljaeger Thanks m8
(DIR) Post #9hf3sUdLcd7Asr5Cgy by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:19:28.084405Z
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@RehnSturm256 @karolat @Epsiloco @fence @ddeevviiaanntt @RedTechEngineer @rin @lizzeboof @orekix @Ricotta @animeirl @lain @igeljaeger Please don't. People keep sending that stuff over to Europe and shit just keeps getting worse there.
(DIR) Post #9hf41aQ3TrbJQxCYHA by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:21:06.795481Z
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@Terry @RehnSturm256 Yee. Food stamps too until I am able to work again.
(DIR) Post #9hf46ZBBWAJB2JcXUu by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-10T09:34:17.927729Z
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@sjw wai are you legit serious
(DIR) Post #9hf46ZdBq2i4RAiu9I by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:22:00.406259Z
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@Meleeman Yee
(DIR) Post #9hf4UOkhw9KZeCbGQS by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-10T10:22:27.846905Z
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@sjw but why, what happened?
(DIR) Post #9hf4UOxp9Np4Isjjs0 by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:26:19.163129Z
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@Meleeman Alright, I get answering this question each thread but come on, the answer is already in the thread. Granted, it's a super abridged version but still...
(DIR) Post #9hf5Qx2cbqXimwtpJo by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:36:54.010809Z
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@Meleeman I used to type out a long version but I got tired of doing that lolhttps://neckbeard.xyz/notice/9hdofvKGi37Lp4AFxghttps://neckbeard.xyz/notice/9hdqjX9shnyrw29gEShttps://neckbeard.xyz/notice/9hZHjqWnJFUrD5omK8https://neckbeard.xyz/notice/9hB0tPEPODUjKZ3wkShttps://neckbeard.xyz/notice/9hB0pbOsCjddug8yIKhttps://neckbeard.xyz/notice/9gEoM6d6nhmqAFmNhA
(DIR) Post #9hf5biJhh9WiJ51O2y by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:38:50.785761Z
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@Meleeman Found anotherhttps://neckbeard.xyz/notice/9fnyfW6fyf52Kb2PWS
(DIR) Post #9hf5nT9dtTdakyv94i by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-10T10:40:23.046817Z
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@sjw shit and i was losing it after getting a tooth pulled. motorcycle huh, i wanna be just like you then I can say i've lived
(DIR) Post #9hf5s4BGApH0kWrxfE by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:41:48.143257Z
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@Meleeman Kek go for it. I've never had a tooth pulled tho.
(DIR) Post #9hf7Cjqb4EWZiqcq7k by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-10T10:47:15.833954Z
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@sjw well. idunno if you'll be awake for yours, but i was fully concious for mine, they numbed me up but i was a lot of tugging from what looked to be a nutcracking device, legit they brought in stuff that looked like what you'd see in a horror movie. they held my skull down and tugged left and right and it felt like they were tugging my whole head and afterwards it felt like there was a hole that reached up to the bridge of my nose. afterwards I looked at it, and it was truly horrifying to look at what i'd paid for and I regretted it, the person at checkout couldn't help but notice my wide eyed stare, everyone was looking at me as I left that office. they'll probably knock you out tho i bet. i got over it in about a week.
(DIR) Post #9hf7Ck91xhGme1FYrA by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T10:56:44.100789Z
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@Meleeman Yee, this surgery will last about 12 hours. Recovery will be about 3 weeks. I'm going to have somewhere around 30 staples in my neck and shoulder along with whatever I get from the amputation. Even more if they have to go into my leg to get nerves.
(DIR) Post #9hf8OtBSHRfM6kjuMK by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-04-10T11:10:08.003576Z
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@sjw sup (future) fellow medical scar bro. you'll sorta get used to them after a few years. also don't worry too much about the outcome of the surgery, its usually not worth it. (also I hope you won't be awake...)@Meleeman jfc sounds fucking horrifying :notlikemiya:
(DIR) Post #9hf9BQmMg25MCa9N8y by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T11:18:55.048174Z
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@fence @Meleeman Lol I already had 30+ staples in my arm/shoulder from surgery after the wreck.
(DIR) Post #9hf9KnEQZH9uRZjyPQ by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T11:20:36.603771Z
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@fence @Meleeman My dad has his wisdom teeth removed with local anesthesia. Pretty much the same thing lol
(DIR) Post #9hf9QePeGmp4pUmYnQ by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-04-10T11:21:39.512452Z
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@sjw @Meleeman eh I am just insecure about mine~ tho I had them since the majority of my life... the fact that they were growing in number over time doesn't really help...
(DIR) Post #9hf9TvBqLfOnjSstxg by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-04-10T11:22:15.016128Z
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@sjw @Meleeman thanks god that I don't have any wisdom teeth, thank you evolution
(DIR) Post #9hfA7dzxgaMlzrGgtM by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T11:29:25.811163Z
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@fence @Meleeman >also I hope you won't be awakeNigga, they're amputating my arm and taking nerves out of it and put them into my shoulder. I'm gonna be cut open and have them working on me for around 12 hours. I couldn't even opt out of general anesthesia if I wanted. Not to mention there would be much higher risk if I was conscious.
(DIR) Post #9hfAGf7OtJSs4o31ay by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-04-10T11:31:03.781739Z
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@sjw @Meleeman I dunno... when I hear "amputating" I immediately think of war zone style emergency cutting off of stuff :blobupsidedown: sorry
(DIR) Post #9hfAH56aGyGCfnrjvs by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T11:31:08.438091Z
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@fence @Meleeman My top two came in alright, the one on my bottom left looks impacted but isn't causing any problems so our probably just looks that way and I don't have one on my bottom right.
(DIR) Post #9hfATM2J9K0qeuiZQ8 by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T11:33:21.647210Z
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@fence @Meleeman Yeah, that's not really a thing anymore now that we have better anesthesia than "Here, bite this stick."
(DIR) Post #9hfD1Kn4UGqIY7vD3g by todiwan@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T12:01:55.143667Z
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@sjw @Meleeman I mean, I would assume you got tired of typing the same thing over and over again, considering that you're doing it single-handedly, hurrrrrrrrr.
(DIR) Post #9hfDJA1TGBvsMm9oPo by todiwan@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T12:05:08.179895Z
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@sjw @fence @Meleeman You got Discord? I always wanted to chat to a cripple. 👀
(DIR) Post #9hfDVDg3UxFbAxtGsq by todiwan@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-10T12:07:19.180609Z
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@sjw @Meleeman @fence Jokes aside, though, I'm sure everything go well, so don't worry about the outcome. I'm surprised how well you're dealing with it. I don't know if I'd be able to joke about it if it happened to me, it sounds horrifying.
(DIR) Post #9hfE8mVDx77GTigl3w by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-04-10T12:14:27.296127Z
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@todiwan @sjw @Meleeman once you can't joke about your situation your life isn't really worth living anymore, imohumor is like the last thing you should loose, without stuff like this get unbearable, it takes away the fear a bit
(DIR) Post #9hfFmU8Dm5dB2UQQhU by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T12:32:50.719861Z
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@todiwan @Meleeman Single handed isn't the tiring part. It's typing the same thing every time. I should probably write a super long ass version and just put it in my bio or something lol
(DIR) Post #9hfFu2QUfMKBQgZd9k by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T12:34:12.612128Z
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@todiwan @fence @Meleeman Yee but I barely ever get in there. Fedi is the best way to reach me.
(DIR) Post #9hfGtniHT8g3kfLOym by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-10T12:42:06.449545Z
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@fence@todiwan @sjwLol if thats true i should kill myself xD
(DIR) Post #9hfGtnugj0bON99JJo by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-04-10T12:45:21.107345Z
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@Meleeman @sjw @todiwan eh, its just my personal opinion/view on that :akkoshrug:
(DIR) Post #9hfHCMu7Mv3A6gjbjE by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T12:48:43.056517Z
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@todiwan @fence @Meleeman > I don't know if I'd be able to joke about it if it happened to meMother fucking two armed, degenerate, ableist logic.Nah, I joke about everything; the holocaust, 9/11, slavery, slavs, Muslims, feminism, the EU, ISIS, Jews, Hitler, animu, mass shootings, SJWs, Christians, liberals, Trump, etc. Why would this be any different? I'd rather joke and laugh about something than feel sad about it. When I say I joke about everything I've always been serious. I guess this is just the first real chance I've had to prove it lol. You can't be offended by jokes fam; only liberals do that.
(DIR) Post #9hfHIfzHKYVH1v9kYa by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T12:49:52.028008Z
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@fence @todiwan @Meleeman Is this why SJWs' lives are always so miserable?
(DIR) Post #9hfHPwQSbxd22XKoOu by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-10T12:43:45.563368Z
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@fence@sjwLol i still need to have those removed xD
(DIR) Post #9hfHS202rHk5uFyYHA by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T12:51:33.314657Z
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@Meleeman @fence Are they causing you any problems?
(DIR) Post #9hfIN6D9sARvTTJyue by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-04-10T13:01:51.628415Z
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@sjw @todiwan @Meleeman :akkoshrug:
(DIR) Post #9hfIyoK4pVBMzyXWIC by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-10T13:05:32.720635Z
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@sjwNope not really, i have all my immediate tooth problems fixed but theres still plenty of work to do@fence
(DIR) Post #9hfIypABhkrlbav8W8 by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-10T13:08:40.752072Z
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@Meleeman @fence Of they aren't causing any problems then why get them removed? Because they might? Better get that appendix removed while you're at it then.
(DIR) Post #9hkaNZ1pV5vhoaC38a by todiwan@pl.smuglo.li
2019-04-13T02:17:12.470898Z
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@fence @sjw @Meleeman Thinking about it, I guess I'd be able to joke about it after the initial shock wears off.
(DIR) Post #9hkaj2olwIw6HoKQiG by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-13T02:21:04.910460Z
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@todiwan @fence @MeleemaneAt_An1CspyviA.png
(DIR) Post #9hlTZdOoZSpQKAiGGW by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-13T09:26:09.141110Z
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@sjwIts meh, i like the hair tho@todiwan @fence
(DIR) Post #9hlTZde3en1P5RqR1c by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2019-04-13T12:35:39.383547Z
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@Meleeman @fence @todiwan Ah, so you're a fan of #HentaiBush too.p-F7_AUhGa53_g.pngjW5VUwv3S_TTFw.png2ZD6jolg63ezSQ.pngm5zdZN46gWNKgg.png
(DIR) Post #9hlW0TGgXv7Wd8poye by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2019-04-13T13:01:36.515842Z
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@sjw @fence @todiwan guddamnit thats not what I MEANT, BUT I LIKE THESE
(DIR) Post #9uVBhj24oBZXnistUm by fluffy@freespeechextremist.com
2020-04-28T12:17:22.489452Z
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@sjw @todiwan @Meleeman @fence please tell me a joke
(DIR) Post #9uVBoxBoZTYVjeszs8 by chuculate@anime.website
2020-04-28T12:18:40.080430Z
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@sjw @todiwan @Meleeman @fence That's why we love you.
(DIR) Post #9uVByChsFSfOT1IBtY by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2020-04-28T12:20:20.173799Z
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@fluffy @Meleeman @fence @todiwan The holocaust
(DIR) Post #9uVC2lp5d1amXLqRvs by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2020-04-28T12:21:09.663173Z
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@chuculate @Meleeman @fence @todiwan :sjw:
(DIR) Post #9uVFXW0OmtGMJqUEDo by LoliChan@lets.bemoe.online
2020-04-28T12:43:13.825049Z
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@sjw Wishing for your prompt recovery!
(DIR) Post #9uVFXWLJX7zdMiGvp2 by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2020-04-28T13:00:19.934798Z
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@LoliChan That was on May 17th of 2019.
(DIR) Post #9uVHSl8VIvXNhs8alE by LoliChan@lets.bemoe.online
2020-04-28T13:19:42.714354Z
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@sjw Fuck... nvm then. 🤦
(DIR) Post #9uVHTY4zKmq9V9ryaG by sjw@neckbeard.xyz
2020-04-28T13:22:01.509963Z
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@LoliChan :akko_shrug_one_arm:
(DIR) Post #9uVOGUe7UHuulf1Xea by Meleeman@wetfish.space
2020-04-28T14:38:06.503994Z
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@fluffy @sjw @fence @todiwan did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? he won the no bell prize