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(DIR) Post #9gFboblbIuWDGKtN3Y by clacke@libranet.de
2019-02-27T05:43:19Z
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The Big Bang was caused by a billion time machines from all over the continuum that had for some reason or other their time parameter accidentally set to zero.
(DIR) Post #9gFd3TZKAMZY8Pnrbk by drewcassidy@mastodon.social
2019-02-27T05:58:24Z
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@clacke the end of the universe will be caused by all of our matter being used to build those time machines
(DIR) Post #9gFdPEhS83cuOGyu48 by clacke@libranet.de
2019-02-27T06:02:21Z
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@drewcassidy There's a kind of Godwin's Law to it. Over time, the probability of a certain particle becoming part of a time machine approaches 1.
(DIR) Post #9gFdUHBiJ1DXYTXTY8 by clacke@libranet.de
2019-02-27T06:02:56Z
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"A billion? That sounds low?"Some of them were Very Big.
(DIR) Post #9gFoh50W0GSB2Pbnou by clacke@libranet.de
2019-02-27T08:06:57Z
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@drewcassidy That is, becoming part of a time machine ... again.
(DIR) Post #9gFph7G5jW8fySTY3c by clacke@libranet.de
2019-02-27T08:20:29Z
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@drewcassidy I name it Cassidy's Law.
(DIR) Post #9gGHyQRMSylL6YmzA0 by clacke@libranet.de
2019-02-27T13:36:50Z
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Inspired by fb comments to this tweet:The best proof that time travel is impossible is that sixty thousand misconfigured time machines from all phases of future history didn't simultaneously explode into existence at midnight UTC on 1 January 1970twitter.com/qntm/status/109997…
(DIR) Post #9jzL36grf9KP07y48m by wnymathguy@social.outsourcedmath.com
2019-06-19T00:46:16Z
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@clacke aka: The Millennium Bug?