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(DIR) Post #9fkcVFQKVLLOYdsNNI by amic@nulled.red
2019-02-12T06:56:46Z
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To be a SysAdmin all you gotta do is this:- Read the documentation- Yell "FUCK" at computer- Copy and pasteI've been doing this for over three years trust me.
(DIR) Post #9fkcaxiJGM4DMv0jY0 by ida@is.nota.live
2019-02-12T06:57:38Z
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@amic the big same
(DIR) Post #9fkcflD5B89e2Mh0FM by ida@is.nota.live
2019-02-12T06:57:48Z
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@amic how do i become the legendary cisadmin
(DIR) Post #9fkcfmFxHw2xHZ2oMa by amic@nulled.red
2019-02-12T06:58:39Z
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@ida become a techbro that uses reddit daily to talk about how he's a skeptic and wants those gosh darn sjws out of gaming
(DIR) Post #9fkclpcxfSGfTVgymm by ida@is.nota.live
2019-02-12T06:59:46Z
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@amic i would sooner die then go back to that life, ive tasted it once and i want to shoot 13 year old techbro me in the fucking face
(DIR) Post #9fkcpHnfNXzBigLYBM by amic@nulled.red
2019-02-12T07:00:23Z
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@ida The Roblox Skeptic (Ida's old username)
(DIR) Post #9fkcwfQ5xXGb0CqC1o by ivesen@miniwa.moe
2019-02-12T07:01:45.267100Z
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@amic you might even learn regex after a while
(DIR) Post #9fkdCEXDgXLsFkb0bo by cant_into@mastodon.sergal.org
2019-02-12T07:04:33Z
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@idaOh manThis is 13 year old me tooIs there a likeEdgy techbro to mogai pipeline?
(DIR) Post #9fkeiKFY4Xg3CNCH1k by ida@is.nota.live
2019-02-12T07:21:31Z
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@cant_into fukin probably i know tons of people who are the same, most of them are like super communist now too
(DIR) Post #9fkivOXbpPYu5a8FMG by cant_into@mastodon.sergal.org
2019-02-12T08:08:44Z
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@ida but mooom, I don't wanna be a communist /s
(DIR) Post #9flYGbTG2uLTvwy1NA by Tak@cybre.space
2019-02-12T17:43:59Z
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@amic Also works for programming
(DIR) Post #9flbAoE00vwPc8l6I4 by kilodeer@vulpine.club
2019-02-12T18:16:34Z
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@amic SysAdmin for ~10 years, can confirm, job involves lots of swearing.
(DIR) Post #9flbXCevqeD5lc2CyO by coyoteseattle@mastodon.mechanicalmischief.com
2019-02-12T18:20:36Z
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@amic Advanced sysadmins start learning other languages, just so they can swear at the computer in the native language of whoever developed the stupid piece of crap software they're trying to get working.
(DIR) Post #9flhcjWlfgi2sZEhSC by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
2019-02-12T19:28:46Z
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@amic step two is VERY important and I cannot stress this enough
(DIR) Post #9fll7PZ4F6nRnxdE92 by wobblewuffess@awoo.space
2019-02-12T20:08:01Z
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@amic 100% accurate... although frequently.. I'm copying and pasting from documentation I wrote these days..
(DIR) Post #9flzhjytD84muOvXaC by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2019-02-12T22:51:29.045664Z
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@amic How do you dev?
(DIR) Post #9fm0it60uJ01QDN0j2 by ScriptFanix@mamot.fr
2019-02-12T23:02:51Z
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@amic You need to know how to google shit though
(DIR) Post #9fm1LIq5dvbYGcEvbs by bort@comrade.abortu.com
2019-02-12T23:09:48Z
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@amic Swapping in "SHIT" every few times is pretty effective too!
(DIR) Post #9fm1zIzkU0u4KjpeyW by ScriptFanix@mamot.fr
2019-02-12T23:06:35Z
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@lanodan @amic Copy and paste from stackoverflow
(DIR) Post #9fm1zJBnlCXow7THlI by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2019-02-12T23:17:02.524277Z
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@ScriptFanix @amic include <stackoverflow/$id> in C when?
(DIR) Post #9fm27g3wbNdkC2mq4O by ScriptFanix@mamot.fr
2019-02-12T23:17:54Z
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@lanodan @amic Who does C anymore?
(DIR) Post #9fm27gI7keyyu1QAAi by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2019-02-12T23:18:34.178550Z
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@ScriptFanix @amic Me, not blind yet. :P
(DIR) Post #9fm4BrrKss7JqY0zsO by devnull@mamot.fr
2019-02-12T23:41:39Z
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@amic You forgot- Reading logs and tpcdump/strace outputs- Spend time on IRC- Reporting bugs for Free (as in freedom of speech) Software
(DIR) Post #9fm5vRR3YkIFAZ1BwW by ScriptFanix@mamot.fr
2019-02-12T23:19:03Z
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@lanodan @amic So you're a REAL developer then
(DIR) Post #9fm5vRlGLcSMBETKRE by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
2019-02-13T00:01:10.487941Z
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@ScriptFanix @amic Oh noes, there goes my lazyness at only being a sysadmin.
(DIR) Post #9fm8bGDjqVQkSSrE2q by Melon_Bread@mastodon.social
2019-02-13T00:31:05Z
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@amicThis gives me hope
(DIR) Post #9fmsH5qLJZiMNCEgMK by dch@bsd.network
2019-02-13T09:02:21Z
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@amic I'm 30 years in and the quality of documentation continues to decline. Also in the early days we didn't have copy and paste either. The rest hasn't changed much.
(DIR) Post #9fnC7ud5dUm44Tw7pA by alexis@tilde.zone
2019-02-13T12:45:20Z
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@amic - Discover that the documentation is full of lies and probably written by people who despise the very concept of joy- Yell “FUCK” some more
(DIR) Post #9fnTHSQd2XCUixFGAS by zalandocalrissian@ieji.de
2019-02-13T15:57:33Z
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@amic "when in doubt, install adobe reader": https://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f
(DIR) Post #9fx0gowGxatYiZtdE8 by pea@fuckonthefirst.date
2019-02-18T06:24:14.696212Z
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@amicthis is true
(DIR) Post #9fx11I8Y71jV48Or2m by wyrddrgn@dice.camp
2019-02-18T06:27:59Z
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@amicAnd if you're not the sole admin for the system...
(DIR) Post #9fxLGq7i22bTtqhMBs by LibertyPaulM@linuxrocks.online
2019-02-18T10:14:55Z
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@amic Yelling "bollocks" also works
(DIR) Post #9fyFtKtNg2YdlUvgtE by wordsmith@writing.exchange
2019-02-18T20:49:21Z
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@amic RTFM, Swear, FTFM, submit pull request, copy and paste.