Post 9fcqImvs1WghclbH3w by ripp_@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #9fcMFCniuD8W4TAI76 by tibike@niu.moe
       2019-02-08T07:16:54Z
       
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       Alternative phrases to "calm your tits":* soothe your boobs* de-stress your breasts* undo the calamity that is your mammaries* adjust your bust before it combusts* give that chest a rest* hakuna your tatas
       
 (DIR) Post #9fcMLVbrt6yk8vcqQ4 by a_breakin_glass@cybre.space
       2019-02-08T07:18:01Z
       
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       @tibike undo the calamity that is your mammaries 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #9fcOfkz8dGMnWqICn2 by audrey@vulpine.club
       2019-02-08T07:44:06Z
       
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       @tibike sooth your boobs is a mood
       
 (DIR) Post #9fcOrcjf87J1PyiEqm by tibike@niu.moe
       2019-02-08T07:46:15Z
       
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       @audrey which can be achieved by a thrust of the bust
       
 (DIR) Post #9fcQALGIQ8hOgGSxRg by jack@freespeechextremist.com
       2019-02-08T08:00:52.641801Z
       
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       @tibike Mammary Calamity should be the name of a lesbian anarcho-punk band.
       
 (DIR) Post #9fcQp3hWcGCE5ccLJ2 by tg_delicious@humblr.social
       2019-02-08T08:08:11Z
       
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       @tibike Loving #literally all of them
       
 (DIR) Post #9fcqImvs1WghclbH3w by ripp_@mastodon.social
       2019-02-08T12:53:41Z
       
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       @tibike this post does not dissapoint