Post 995506 by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
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 (DIR) Post #995490 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-05T19:39:16Z
       
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       what if you tried to get into heaven but god said segmentation fault
       
 (DIR) Post #995506 by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
       2018-11-05T19:39:37Z
       
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       @lynnesbian what if you tried to get into heavenbut god saidwhat is slum
       
 (DIR) Post #995623 by frostotron@tenforward.social
       2018-11-05T19:43:50Z
       
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       @lynnesbianIn other languages, that would be...Exceptional. 😎
       
 (DIR) Post #995861 by MadestMadness@meow.social
       2018-11-05T19:57:32Z
       
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       @lynnesbian A segfault happens when trying to access protected memory, right? I guess that would mean if God is bad at C, then I'm not supposed to go to heaven 😛
       
 (DIR) Post #995889 by ellied@sleeping.town
       2018-11-05T19:58:27Z
       
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       @lynnesbian segmentation fault (core dumped) and so it became on Earth as it was in Heaven
       
 (DIR) Post #1002232 by sophia@queer.party
       2018-11-06T02:31:22Z
       
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       @lynnesbian I'd double check my literally goddamned pointers.
       
 (DIR) Post #1002257 by sophia@queer.party
       2018-11-06T02:33:43Z
       
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       @lynnesbian What if your soul is literally just two pointers, and you can point to whatever you want when you die, but you must imagine pointing at it with each of your fingers. If you point at the wrong thing as judged by god you are damned.That'd be nuts-o.