Post 887919 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
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(DIR) Post #887706 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T20:57:10Z
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Just found a company on amazon that makes quirky dress socks with swear words on them and I can’t figure out when you’d wear these
(DIR) Post #887870 by SpaceForDogs@todon.nl
2018-10-31T21:02:54Z
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@stunt_bird These are 100% for men who smoke cigars and introduce themselves to you by saying they're not politically correct. They all own several fast food and/or automotive franchises. Also that fucking Earth scum Frank Luntz.
(DIR) Post #887891 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T21:04:23Z
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@stunt_bird “what’s up my company is very formal but also very cool with foul language in the workplace”
(DIR) Post #887909 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T21:04:48Z
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@SpaceForDogs no they’re too cute for that to be the market, it’s odd. It’s for people who work in very cool publishing places maybe??
(DIR) Post #887919 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
2018-10-31T21:04:11Z
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@SpaceForDogs @stunt_bird just a little bit paunchy, like to hold meetings on the golf course. Things used to better back in the day! I know these guys.
(DIR) Post #887920 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T21:05:23Z
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@Thomas @SpaceForDogs no no they all look like they were designed by someone at McSweeneys
(DIR) Post #887928 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
2018-10-31T21:05:57Z
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@stunt_bird jfc those are stupid and ugly
(DIR) Post #887929 by SpaceForDogs@todon.nl
2018-10-31T21:06:03Z
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@stunt_bird Link? Maybe for the legal department at a downtown Manhattan creative content start-up?
(DIR) Post #887935 by Slipperywerm@radical.town
2018-10-31T21:05:40Z
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@stunt_bird weird "prank" gifts? Maybe?
(DIR) Post #887943 by Slipperywerm@radical.town
2018-10-31T21:06:11Z
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@stunt_bird @Thomas @SpaceForDogs ...they do though. 😑
(DIR) Post #887971 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T21:07:56Z
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@Slipperywerm @Thomas @SpaceForDogs haha I LOVED mcsweeneys as a teen I know the fucking aesthetic man
(DIR) Post #887975 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T21:08:11Z
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@Slipperywerm that’s all I can think of
(DIR) Post #888033 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
2018-10-31T21:10:15Z
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@stunt_bird @Slipperywerm yeah, a buddy gets them for you, or worse your "cool boss" and then you can never even wear the fucking things to the office because Brenda from HR will have your ass and then you'll have to spend the rest of the day with no socks on.
(DIR) Post #888125 by SpaceForDogs@todon.nl
2018-10-31T21:11:48Z
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@Thomas @stunt_bird @Slipperywerm It's a piece of shit sock that comments on itself
(DIR) Post #888126 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T21:13:21Z
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@SpaceForDogs @Thomas @Slipperywerm I thought these were cycling socks and honestly I’ll buy any cycling socks that don’t say “I love beer” and would have been fine with them as cycling socks
(DIR) Post #888161 by Slipperywerm@radical.town
2018-10-31T21:14:46Z
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@stunt_bird @SpaceForDogs @Thomas they make way more sense to me as cycling socks. One sock has a rider who crashed into the tree, the other is his revenge.
(DIR) Post #888192 by DocHammertimer@mastodon.social
2018-10-31T21:16:48Z
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@stunt_bird during sex when else do you wear socks?
(DIR) Post #888313 by littleBilham@mastodon.cloud
2018-10-31T21:23:58Z
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@stunt_bird these are for sale at the wine mom shop in my town. those are made to be bought by alcoholics as gifts, they will never be worn