Post 841056 by noelle@elekk.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #841056 by noelle@elekk.xyz
       2018-10-29T17:40:54Z
       
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       Theorem 1. A crocodile is longer than it is wide.Proof. A crocodile is long on the top and bottom, but it is green only on the top; therefore a crocodile is longer than it is green. A crocodile is green along both its length and width, but it is wide only along its width; hence a crocodile is greener than it is wide. Therefore a crocodile is longer than it is wide.https://www.futilitycloset.com/2014/05/05/three-theorems/
       
 (DIR) Post #841075 by InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space
       2018-10-29T17:41:43Z
       
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       @noelle oh my god I both love this and PASSIONATELY HATE IT
       
 (DIR) Post #841248 by DialMforMara@wandering.shop
       2018-10-29T17:50:02Z
       
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       @noelle *follows link* my brain hurts...
       
 (DIR) Post #841879 by TheShyIon@elekk.xyz
       2018-10-29T18:21:16Z
       
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       @noelle hasbgaghadknx:hsvs
       
 (DIR) Post #844548 by theartguy@is.aaronbsmith.com
       2018-10-29T20:43:38Z
       
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       @noelle Ellie, no.