Post 802068 by cesese@niu.moe
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 (DIR) Post #802045 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-10-27T17:03:20Z
       
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       the year is 2069. every commercial device, be it your car, your phone, your vibrator, all run GoogleOS. running a non-google operating system requires a permit from the government. javascript is now compiled on the server and sent to your computer as a binary. http has been replaced with ugp (universal google protocol). android still runs like shit
       
 (DIR) Post #802046 by zoey@freedom.horse
       2018-10-27T17:04:17Z
       
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       @lynnesbian how many of these devices work as my vibrator
       
 (DIR) Post #802060 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-10-27T17:05:12Z
       
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       @zoey stop right there criminal scum
       
 (DIR) Post #802068 by cesese@niu.moe
       2018-10-27T17:05:29Z
       
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       @lynnesbian D: I know it means Google fucks us all, but vibrator with google OS? I'm not that much of a masochist
       
 (DIR) Post #802099 by sw0rn@shitposter.club
       2018-10-27T17:06:34+00:00
       
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       @cesese @lynnesbian going hunting for unsecured sex toys shall be called screwdriwing
       
 (DIR) Post #802111 by zoey@freedom.horse
       2018-10-27T17:08:54Z
       
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       @lynnesbian [buzzing continues for a while before slowly coming to a stop]"no"[buzzing continues]